Steve Douglas @stevedouglas76
Swimmer, runner, cyclist & triathlete (not very good at any of them) Software developer. Love United, hate the Glazers. Citizen, not subject. Despises Tories. Manchester Joined March 2009-
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I’ve never believed in a conspiracy theory until now 🫠
I’ve never believed in a conspiracy theory until now 🫠
#Eurovision2023 on Twitter is far better than actual #Eurovision2023 . Downside is having to watch to understand what the fuck you’re all on about.
Love goals like that, drawing the keeper and squaring it for a tap in.
If you vote conservative tomorrow, then you’re obviously a massive cunt.
Margaret Thatcher was the WORST Prime Minister EVER. She forced the UK into 10 years of hyper inflation and huge unemployment, slashed taxes for the rich to nothing and sold off ALL the state assets. And achieved NOTHING. RT if you agree.
According to this Tory MP, working class folk shouldn't go to University. Should be the exclusive domain of our betters, or something.
According to this Tory MP, working class folk shouldn't go to University. Should be the exclusive domain of our betters, or something.
State of this idiot
Good to see the cancel-culture snowflakes in the Tory party like @SuellaBraverman getting a metaphorical black eye from the last few days.
Liverpool fans
Worth bearing in mind, this is what the BBC said to me in 2020 when Andrew Neil was being a shouty, right-wing pile on orchestrator on Twitter. Compare and contrast.
I don’t think Mad Nads has really thought this comment through.
I don’t think Mad Nads has really thought this comment through.
Fuck me, @agarnacho7 is just looking better and better
Balloon #waaber
Ah, I do enjoy beating Newcastle 2-0 at Wembley.
Still amazes me that such a new, expensive stadium has such a poor angle from the camera gantry.
Daniel: I live in the Netherlands. We have too many tomatoes! We used to export them to the UK but it now takes a truck driver 77 hours of queueing to take tomatoes to the UK and all truck drivers simply refuse. So now we have cheap abundant tomatoes here in the Netherlands.
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@alantaxi @Councillorsuzie To walk under 20mph? I can do that now.
Someone phoned him up and asked for it.
William Wragg "voluntarily" gives up Conservative whip bbc.in/3PRWfwr
Tonight, across the North of Greater Manchester, four decades of bus deregulation are coming to an end. From tomorrow morning, over 50% of GM’s buses will be back under public control. 👍🏻 Thank you to everyone working through the early hours to bring in the @BeeNetwork! 🙏🏻
My dentist kindly sends a reminder of my six month check-up seven days before the appointment. This is great as it reminds me to resume the flossing I last performed five months and three weeks previously.
If you're at university and you tell people you're 'reading' a certain subject rather than 'studying' a certain subject then you're a pretentious tosser. "Hi - I'm Giles and I'm reading history". Yeah, fuck off Giles.
Recently started doing "agile" stuff at work, which seems to involve moving Post It notes around on walls. I've recently started leaving sinister messages on notes a long way down the pile just to see the reaction when they find a random one saying "I've been watching you sleep".
I was set upon by a group of immigrants in Dublin yesterday. They gave me a triple heart bypass and saved my life 🫀😊
General Elections should be decided by the popular vote: the party with the most votes wins, and their percentage of the vote determines their percentage of seats. Every vote would count and Parliament would reflect the result.
If I can subscribe online, I should be able to cancel online. No phoning or going somewhere physically. It should be illegal.
Whilst I was a student nurse, I was taking the blood pressure on an elderly gentleman. I tried several times and I was getting nothing. I pressed the emergency bell for everyone to come running to help. The gentleman laughed and said that's my prosthetic arm
This is what Batman did to get a written warning from HR
My wife was bitten by a radioactive owl last week and now she's making all my decisions for me. She's been given power of a tawny.
Never realised that was his middle name
Just watched United again. I watched it in 2011 and thought it was overdue a revisit. David Tennant is fucking phenomenal as Jimmy Murphy. We all know this tragic story and this portrayal is as harrowing as it is inspiring. What a beautiful club. Tissues at the ready. 8/10.
This is fantastic!
“Dear teenage boy at the skate park... You're probably about 15 years-old, so I don't expect you to be very mature or for you to want a little girl on your skate ramp for that matter. What you don't know is that my daughter has been wanting to skateboard for months. I actually…
I feel the pain of the lady from the NYT who appears to have just invented round 3 of Only Connect after my rejection from Waddingtons last week of my board game idea for buying property and building houses on famous London streets.
@clivewheeler15 @MikeyCycling @richmtb77 @PoliticsPollss Clive tweets a lot about immigrants. I assume he must be recently arrived and is still learning English, given the grammar and general incomprehensibleness of his writing. Welcome to our country Clive, and good luck with the English courses.
@clivewheeler15 @MikeyCycling @richmtb77 @PoliticsPollss Are you malfunctioning?
I’ve watched this again and realised the horse part gives me family guy vibes, when a cutaway goes on just a couple of seconds too long 😂😂😂😂
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