Tessa Chell @tchellmac

A little of this, a little of that. All under 140 characters. Mostly check-ins, curse words and bad retweets though. Chicago Joined December 2010

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Gaby Dalkin @WhatsGabyCookin

4 years ago

THE BUTTER BOARDS HAVE TO STOP.

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Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal

4 years ago

Every invitation to a kid's birthday party should include a link to an Amazon gift registry with presents they actually want and a note stating if alcohol will be served.

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Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope

4 years ago

Shorts and hoodie weather this week. If you see a Midwesterner smiling and enjoying themselves, leave them be. This is a spiritual time for us.

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Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope

4 years ago

One does not simply make a list for Target. You go to the store and Target tells you what to buy.

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Sandy Rogen @RogenSandy

4 years ago

I swear. Wine settles my tummy.

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Michelle Obama @MichelleObama

4 years ago

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

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First Evening Star @OnaagoshinAnang

4 years ago

I know I’ve tweeted/said this before but I’ll say it again… As a society we would all be better off if we changed our mindset from the Western ways of “I have rights” and moved towards how many Indigenous cultures view it as “I have obligations.” /1

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Kwik Trip @KwikTrip

5 years ago

The collab you didn't know you needed. Thanks for letting us bag your beer, @Leinenkugels. Now available at Kwik Trip.

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Cleavon MD 💉 💉 💉 @Cleavon_MD

5 years ago

A COVID outbreak hit a Cornish nursing home in England where 100% of residents & 94% of staff received both doses of Covid vaccine. Importantly, every single case was asymptomatic, showing the efficacy of vaccination. cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-…

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Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope

5 years ago

Midwest brain: *Don’t say it* *Don’t say it* *Don’t say it* *Don’t say it* *Don’t say it* “It’s really not so bad today without the humidity”

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Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers

5 years ago

.@SenRonJohnson, you’re being reckless and irresponsible. The #COVID19 vaccine is safe and effective and based on years of science and research. Every time you suggest otherwise, you’re jeopardizing the health and safety of the people of our state and our economic recovery.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama

5 years ago

sorry I missed your call, 95% of the calls I get are from robots trying to steal my credit card information so this entire method of communication is now dead to me

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President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive

5 years ago

Get vaccinated.

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen

5 years ago

Wow. Just... wow. @RepKatiePorter is so unbelievably good at this.

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President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive

6 years ago

The rule is now simple: get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do. The choice is yours.

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Tessa Chell @tchellmac

6 years ago

@StephenAtHome real question, do your Late Show COVID tour joggers have pockets?! I need them for all the Oreos I hide from my kid.

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Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope

6 years ago

If you compliment a Midwesterner on an item of clothing be prepared for a full explanation of how they got it at a justifiable discount

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Tessa Chell @tchellmac

6 years ago

@Oreo thanks for making a gluten free cookie so our #glutenfree kiddo could finally experience the heaven that is a double stuf!! This is the face of pure childhood bliss💕