Texas Cockroach @texascockroach
satirical newspaper from a mythical small town in Texas texascockroach.com Texas Joined July 2009-
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Yes, we were on our backs - squirming, kicking wildly - but the migration and new look are almost complete. We'll... fb.me/6jVIrPP3c
"...what would you do if some lunatic was ordering a meal without meat?" fb.me/3z9VKRxvQ
Thanks to Oliver Morrison for including the Texas Cockroach in his article on satirical websites. Enjoy! fb.me/6NcR283w9
Thanks to Oliver Morrison for including the Texas Cockroach in his article on satirical websites. Enjoy! fb.me/6L5yV2Rr0
"Shockingly, Collins played basketball pretty much the way he has always played basketball over his twelve... fb.me/2IIgzwNeY
In honor of DEJR's Daytona win... fb.me/1kOlgEmel
"Mitchell discovered the matchmaking site after viewing a shockingly amateurish television ad for... fb.me/6DevMEbN7
"...but fifty plus guys standing around chit-chatting while naked is really gay" fb.me/1fp1gF3GW
"Patrick has responded to Petty’s remarks by posing for another GoDaddy ad in a bikini..." fb.me/1Tb6dNxaR
With the Olympics coming up we thought we'd revisit a blast from the past. fb.me/16oPGu2N7
"...all of her communications during the séance could be summed up as 'bitching about Facebook.'” fb.me/2ztglck2T
"That’s when I decided there really isn’t a right or wrong side. There’s just people fighting. And if there are... fb.me/14vgSpqYC
“When I played,” said Stabler, “my helmet wasn’t much stronger than a CD jewel case." fb.me/2xtl4sf7z
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! fb.me/1cF2gjw9j
"Jesus, man, just play some damn Whitesnake!” fb.me/2wHAeNSWW
So, a while back we wrote this article as, you know, satire... fb.me/2pceBaqyz
Local Restaurant Owner Not Yelling Enough To Have Successful Business fb.me/OR47khQI
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