The Dad of Design @thedadofdesign
I blog and tweet about being a #dad to my 3 beautiful daughters. Author of Fat Daddy: https://t.co/bCl0urFowY thedadofdesign.com England, United Kingdom Joined June 2016-
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If Charlotte accepts, she'll be the first Welsh, but not Welsh traitor to ever be a traitor on #TraitorsUK
I'm not sure I can cope with an hour and a half of Decs pocket #ImACeleb @antanddec
Being on look out whilst my daughter scouts the unattended machines at the arcades for dropped coins is the closest I'll ever feel to being a criminal. #dadlife #kids #parenting
Louis Walsh has always given bellend vibes #cbbuk #CelebrityBigBrother
Harry is playing this game beautifully #TheTraitors
Let's change the order from 'Happy New Year' to 'Year of Happy News'. Please.. 2024, be good to us all, we've had some shockers... #HappyNewYear to #YearOfHappyNews
Not a fan. I want twitter back. X-PELLIARMUS! #TheX #TwitterX #HarryPotter
Can you die of old age at 34? My knees crack, back aches and I'm tired all the time. I feel like I'm there.
Which company would you miss if tomorrow it were to disappear?
I just played my partner at chess and she kept calling the knight 'horse' and the pawns 'prawns' and so I won't be playing her again at chess.
I swear that half of the time freelancing is spent chasing sodding invoice payments. #freelance #selfemployed
So happy that my little toddler book 'Fat Daddy' is getting some positive reviews! Please check it out if you are a dad with a bit of a podge belly like me. Would be perfect for father's day 😉 amzn.eu/d/fvNBdzU
Do any parents have Kindle unlimited that would mind having a quick read of my baby/kiddy book and leaving a review (hopefully a positive one)? I would be very grateful. ❤️ Fat Daddy amzn.eu/d/3qzG2D3
I would like to spare a thought for all the introverted people that are cursed with the loud sneeze.
Pears are underrated. They deserve more recognition. I'm gonna use the #Coronation to help promote them.
He's a talented farter but if I knew that were a talent, I would have put my fiancee forward for an audition years ago (I hope she doesn't see this). #BGT2023 #BritainsGotTalent
I need a new laptop. It needs to run AutoCAD, Revit Lt and Photoshop. I have no idea what to look for but looking at about spending £1200. Any helpers that can point me in the right direction? #laptops #revitlt #autocad #photoshop

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