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it’s marketing that made me this way. it’s ads that did this to me
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realizing i may be the personality hire. horrible news for the rest of these people
why does my gf use soap and water to clean her feet instead of my mouth? is she stupid?
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no idea how the halo show got this one wrong
no idea how the halo show got this one wrong
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Angry Video Game Nietzsche
first reformed
youtube, stop trying to show me the 9/11 attacks in realtime (dashboard) 7:46am-12:00pm i’ve already watched it twice
this is the post that introduced me to /r/bartardstories
grandma ate the whole pan of fent brownies she’s locked up on the sidewalk
gilbert @memetazaa
8K Followers 2K Following real guy | italian🇮🇹 | virgin | loser | bald | 5'8 | forbes worst 30 under 30 | i love my girlfriend
DustyDaddy @Dusty_Daddy_
2K Followers 3K Following am dusty | i like zelda | streamer\content creator | video editor | pfp by @encifer | logo/branding by @whaddupnico | he/they | BI: [email protected]
Deacon Blues, MBA �.. @JotaroPujo
3K Followers 1K Following Groovy Type, Bucket Hat Dude ||TTU Alum 🇳🇬 ||He/Him|| 26
lydia tár @justacoverband
2K Followers 2K Following elle | sharing a brain with @spliffinjimmy | alt at @maoistferengi | 🇵🇸❤️
himbo simp ⚘️ ( �.. @EnchiLevvy
3K Followers 3K Following makes tiny laugh jokes on rare occasion level 23 wizard | 🎷twitter sax icon | JoJo Main | @EnchiLwd SINGLE
compost ❁ @compost3_
1K Followers 652 Following collegiate OW player/captain @SwedesEsports 🌻🇸🇪 main support player https://t.co/42bptusndF • @schep_777 🤍
Ryan Gosweed @daze_gaze
2K Followers 814 Following
kian @bugchaserology
525 Followers 449 Following Hello I am enjoying life love a good action movie a cold beer or a glass of wine love fishing ,camping sleeping with a gorgeous woman that’s same
cbd, trusting the Pro.. @cbd215
658 Followers 1K Following Saxophonist, pianist, percussionist, composer ~ 23 yo ~ Philly sports fan ~ cbd215 on TikTok ~ I’m Mr. Sax Man, I make it sax, maaaaannnnnn
𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔦�.. @GracieGoHome
113 Followers 203 Following Julien Baker is my boyfriend // 26 🦷 i love @laufey do you care that i’m a stoner? can i still come over??? header: @horrorlor
Linda @linda_roland_
454 Followers 3K Following
And Or not @or_not99224
22 Followers 36 Following
𝕺𝖑𝖉 𝕭𝖚.. @_Old_Bukowski_
197 Followers 505 Following Yung Bukowski won that Mötley Crüe mirror and it fucking killed him
rodrigo @destroyalonely
32 Followers 693 Following
✖️Arshad✖️ @Arr_shady
0 Followers 28 Following
Salima Bouzaid @BouzaidSal33232
0 Followers 39 Following
Poop @pitbullcum
4 Followers 2 Following
stuck in samsara @cutegirlsamsara
21 Followers 61 Following desi/white/art and comparative religion enjoyer
josher @proudbugman
8K Followers 999 Following
firebender213 @brainledder
474 Followers 441 Following
Cincycincy @CincyG513
7 Followers 308 Following
bones 🪬 @reinventlover
98 Followers 1K Following
Shrio @_Shishir0
3 Followers 26 Following
A.T. Fields 𓅁 @_KommSuesserTod
307 Followers 709 Following If books are outlawed, only outlaws will have books.
LonnaLobato @LonnaLobat15032
68 Followers 2K Following
bea @00000bea
5 Followers 69 Following
naz❄️ @naznightowl
846 Followers 2K Following
Cam 🌱 @ChamomileHates
447 Followers 1K Following annoying • stupid little idiot • woman on occasion • event management major • talk to me ☄️ • @DeacIdiotHorse husband 🩵
julie¿ @julienovab
158 Followers 184 Following
Quest @irllylikespidey
59 Followers 71 Following
1628917207 @ET2j2B8Q9hRbi54
0 Followers 766 Following
Ghoul Watch @ElOhEnJee
387 Followers 4K Following I was born and nothing much has happened since They/Them
Loken @LokenFoodReview
290 Followers 251 Following i love having fun eating good food, animals, i hope you enjoy your time on my page -loken
gilbert @memetazaa
8K Followers 2K Following real guy | italian🇮🇹 | virgin | loser | bald | 5'8 | forbes worst 30 under 30 | i love my girlfriend
Deacon Blues, MBA �.. @JotaroPujo
3K Followers 1K Following Groovy Type, Bucket Hat Dude ||TTU Alum 🇳🇬 ||He/Him|| 26
lydia tár @justacoverband
2K Followers 2K Following elle | sharing a brain with @spliffinjimmy | alt at @maoistferengi | 🇵🇸❤️
himbo simp ⚘️ ( �.. @EnchiLevvy
3K Followers 3K Following makes tiny laugh jokes on rare occasion level 23 wizard | 🎷twitter sax icon | JoJo Main | @EnchiLwd SINGLE
compost ❁ @compost3_
1K Followers 652 Following collegiate OW player/captain @SwedesEsports 🌻🇸🇪 main support player https://t.co/42bptusndF • @schep_777 🤍
Ryan Gosweed @daze_gaze
2K Followers 814 Following
kian @bugchaserology
525 Followers 449 Following Hello I am enjoying life love a good action movie a cold beer or a glass of wine love fishing ,camping sleeping with a gorgeous woman that’s same
𝔤𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔦�.. @GracieGoHome
113 Followers 203 Following Julien Baker is my boyfriend // 26 🦷 i love @laufey do you care that i’m a stoner? can i still come over??? header: @horrorlor
Ryan Letourneau @Northernlion
215K Followers 821 Following I play video games for the amusement of strangers on the internet. Business email: [email protected]
Loken @LokenFoodReview
290 Followers 251 Following i love having fun eating good food, animals, i hope you enjoy your time on my page -loken
Poop @pitbullcum
4 Followers 2 Following
stuck in samsara @cutegirlsamsara
21 Followers 61 Following desi/white/art and comparative religion enjoyer
firebender213 @brainledder
474 Followers 441 Following
twig wall frame @hostagemurderer
505 Followers 376 Following ⓘ 𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙠
naz❄️ @naznightowl
846 Followers 2K Following
Ben Hughes @BenHugh26422354
10K Followers 11K Following I am the king of The Simpsons and ruler of Springfield I want anyone draw The Simpsons female characters in ninja outfits but no sexy for me and free. 👑
Micky D @DeMickyD
34K Followers 190 Following Youtuber, Twitch Partner and former member of The LeetStreet Boys. https://t.co/v10Zzqgbps | Business enquiries - [email protected]
Dopey The Dumbfuck @pete_irons87206
8K Followers 1K Following
mr pussy 🇵🇸 @_mrpussy
34K Followers 2K Following my name is mr pussy and I am not violent. bylines in @brazzers ░M░R░ ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░ 🇵🇸
HEALER @ThatVeganHealer
5K Followers 114 Following He/They💞a ray of sunshine in a broken world 🌇 free thinker with an IQ of 142 MENSA (proof in banner)💡 Activist @peta 🌿 follow @GMH_Healer
Private Sessions @PSessionsYT
1K Followers 34 Following Maker of long-form video game analysis videos. Co-host of a podcast. Professional pedant; career contrarian. https://t.co/WLILeuRsNa
rachel claudia @machinegrrlfrnd
18 Followers 29 Following depraved depraved depraved depraved | expect porn rts and nude posts lol | she/her, it/its, they/them
quote, rachel, unquot.. @rachelcmaj7
72 Followers 152 Following i have a disease and it's called being a homosexual. i sing/play guitar/take photos. dm for booking. 19(mdni)|she/her, it/its, they/them priv: @machinegrrlfrnd
Younis Tirawi | يو�.. @ytirawi
135K Followers 287 Following Palestinian Reporter on Security & Political Affairs.
NotEli 🇸🇳🇲�.. @eralldisliker
420 Followers 806 Following Professional bag chaser. Long Live Qing Grindset😭😭💔🕊️
American Cinematheque @am_cinematheque
46K Followers 3K Following 📽️ Established 1984. Celebrating the experience of cinema. 1500+ screenings per year at the Aero, Egyptian & Los Feliz 3 Theatres. Member-supported 501c3
mia @boygrrI
54K Followers 1K Following
Gay Sex Mario 🆗️.. @YEETPOSTING
1K Followers 470 Following All Catholics go to hell when they die and nobody else does.
strange girl @iswwwag
5K Followers 1K Following $i434 🩻 // 24 // $30 dm fee // MDNI // @iii777444333
💫 DEI lakers ball .. @B00K0FTRIBE
3K Followers 752 Following black #juststoppedracism // swag punch a bitch // Pronouns??? 🤮 // Anarcho Marxist NeoLib Protestant Conservative // comic twt goon // #LakeShow // #LLLOT 🕊
A Pleb Riddle @bilepeddlar
27 Followers 53 Following @breadpilled alt for toxic metrosexual posting. i will never shut up, i will never post hog and i will never die. all follows endorsements or mortal enemies.
My Beautiful Smile �.. @WetOilyButt
13K Followers 870 Following world renowned creator of the guy in my pfp
The Cardigans Officia.. @ohcrapohno
1K Followers 3K Following reality is a simulation generated by a monolith on the dark side of the moon. The cube shaped storm on saturn is a soul recycler and reincarnation is a trap
fujocrise @fujocrise
69 Followers 253 Following 𝗶 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴. 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴
It's honestly crazy how good seed oils taste (plus they're good for you!)
@thejoeydavis I heard too many bluechew ads and now I have a permanent 103 degree fever
Lokens animal of the week: the harp seal! They love to play in the snow and eat fish! Im glad its getting warmer outside though haha! -loken
@Dont_panic749 @Mr_kirb0556 @ThatVeganHealer @thejoeydavis Maybe it’s just retarded
I went to the Obama Center and nobody knew you!
obama center progress update
The fine twitter tradition of thinking you’ve come across a new kind of goofy weirdo and then it starts to become clear they’re just criminally insane
Thinking about how good the Bloodborne DLC is again
beginning to wonder how expensive butter is in america
Masturbating after 30
reaching the youtube masses😊
seeeeney Hogg: the Demon Nude barber of Meat Street
I also saw Animal Collective open for the Sun City Girls in 2004 and then they got huge right afterwards and I was just “THOSE guys? Really?”
Getting lots of "Well actually" reply guys and the occasional insult for this one but my favorite says GHOSTBUSTERS is not a comedy. I give up, everyone. We didn't see the same movie.
Laptop sticker update. Opinions?
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