☠️ Laurie ☠️ @thetankgyrl
Photographer of things. Producer of other things. Shopkeeper. Possibly a werewolf. Definitely a witch. Currently dreaming of being somewhere else. She/Her laurenelisabeth.net Los Angeles Joined January 2009-
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‘Anyone with a profile on X, previously known as Twitter, has a new setting on their account turned on BY DEFAULT, which enables others to call their profile. By doing so the caller can see their town, city or postcode.’ To protect yourselves, see instructions in second pic⤵️ 1/
Just days after the CDC weakened its COVID isolation guidelines, the White House is suspending its free home rapid test program. This week is your last chance to order free COVID rapid tests here: special.usps.com/testkits
If you *worked* on COYOTE VS ACME or have *seen* the movie, we would love to give your voice a platform on DF, while staying anonymous of course. If you're interested in contributing to a piece about its development and possible cancelation, please DM me or @DiscussingFilm
Dog People in Los Angeles! Have a few spots open for pet portrait sessions this Sunday. Message me for details or to book your spot! #dogportraits #losangeles
Have a few more spots open for my Valentine’s pet portrait sessions in Venice, CA on Sunday! Message me to reserve a spot for your furry valentine! #valentinesday2024 #valentinesday #petportraits #dogtography #dogportraits #losangeles
He has to post a cash bond in the full amount of the verdict in order to appeal. Have a lovely evening ❤️
We are in the middle of the second-largest COVID surge of the pandemic. This decision is not based on science, it’s based on worker exploitation.
We are in the middle of the second-largest COVID surge of the pandemic. This decision is not based on science, it’s based on worker exploitation.
More pirates please. #RenewOFMD #RenewOurFlagMeansDeath
More pirates please. #RenewOFMD #RenewOurFlagMeansDeath
Be wary, be wary, The 6 of January, Stupidity, treason, and plot I see no reason that stupid dumb treason Should ever be forgot
Same.
God spent the next 4 years trying to kill us all immediately after this
God spent the next 4 years trying to kill us all immediately after this
Awwwww.... the racist troll lady is sad... Boo fucking hoo...
Awwwww.... the racist troll lady is sad... Boo fucking hoo...
Having some holiday sales in my shops this weekend! depop.com/laurenelisabeth Etsy.com/shop/laureneli… #shopsmall #BlackFriday #gifts
For the love of whatever you believe in, do not lose your shit on workers today (really everyday). No grocery trip or whatever last minute bullshit you took up today gives you license to be a colossal dickwad to workers just cause you're stressed.
Los Angeles friends - want cute pics of your dogs? #petportraits #holidayportraits
Shout out to Grog who pet a wolf like 20,000 years ago. Really changed the game my dude.
Wanna know the SADDEST part about all of this #TheMarvels bullshit narratives? The Marvels is the highest grossing debut film for a black female director. And yet I haven’t seen ANY of the trades talk about it in headlines. So let me give her flowers now. CONGRATS TO NIA DACOSTA!
Don’t believe the online trolls — #THEMARVELS is actually VERY good! Much better than several of the recent MCU movies
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102K Followers 700 Following She/her 🌸 Illustrator, comic artist & character designer ll DC, Marvel, Disney, Boom 🌸 WAYFINDER new artbook! ➡️ https://t.co/m045rHrGsJPeople died.
“People died” and it’s just a picture of you
@moorehn when we're done CHOOSING the bears, do we get to FEED the men that didn't "get it" to the bears in general? or was this like an election and there will be a chosen bear, asking for a friend
Sha'Carri Richardson has the world title. Next up is the Olympic title. #ParisOlympics
The overwhelming majority of college students support President Biden because he focuses on the issues we care about. Ignore the noise from the loudest voices in the room—they don’t represent the majority.
Freedom and democracy are on the ballot in November. Vote.
I found out that Sasha passed away about 10 minutes ago. For anyone not familiar, Sasha baby was my former roomie's doggo. We snuggled a lot. She was known for her pretty smile and tippy tappies. Unfortunately, cancer took her from us too quickly.
@joshgondelman Union demands should include him being fired. And probably some sort of artistic preservation clause that mandates films be realistically optioned before becoming tax write-offs.
Thank you so much for choosing to ally with me. May an abundance of love and light travel far and find you.
40 years ago today, the lovely Mrs. Laurie married me, and I’ve been trying to convince her what a mistake she made ever since. But she stuck around and is the kindest, most patient, forgiving, good-humored, angelic, loving human I’ve ever known, and I’m truly blessed.
Two margaritas deep, I heard a song playing called you can go your own way, and I was like wow they are really singing their ass off. Looked it up it’s two band members breaking up I am in TEARS! YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY 😭😭 watched the live performance. he can’t even look at her
Oxtail, rice and peas, plantains. 💅🏾
It’s Sunday. What y’all cooking? 👀
It's very very hard to be an Iranian-American Jew looking at the news right now and quite honestly it's scary as fuck just as a human so I'm gonna go eat some emotional support ice cream and watch my cooking shows.
can we get two scientists in a rap battle?
I just did my taxes and filed them. Please clap.
@ravenscimaven YES, especially all of the mediocre white men who said “girls” couldn’t play rock music 😏
So very thankful for Jose Cuervo, his wife, Tequila, and their daughter, Margarita.
This how Black I am. The only Fleetwood I knew about was this dude right here LMAOOO
I know Refried is singing to her friends today, too. Happy happy birthday, senior beans!!
@AddisonBrothers He got EXTRA BUTT SCRATCHES. That's his jam right now. Happy birthday dear dear Fava!!!!
Wait is this WHOLE album two people in the band breaking up and fighting?!?!