ty @thetylermichael

i made this Twitter for a class • they/them open.spotify.com/playlist/5vbkt… Joined May 2017

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Brock Bowers Prayer Circle @IdahoBones

2 weeks ago

Between cobblers

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Groby @groby5000000

3 weeks ago

do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment

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post-hangout affirmations -i was normal -there are at least 2 or 3 people alive who are worse to spend time with than me -no one wants me to die -nobody noticed when i missed my mouth a little bit & spilled some diet coke down my shirt

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ty @thetylermichael

a month ago

i’m sorry but if you bring your blockhead boyfriend to ethel cain and he refuses my polite request to step just a little to the left bc i can’t see then i should be allowed to tell him to wait in the hot car next time like the dog he is

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ً @cryst6ls

4 months ago

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Dak @Dak1717446

4 months ago

There’s no reason to say this isn’t perfect casting that doesn’t just boil down to transphobia.

ScreenTime @screentime

4 months ago

There’s no reason to say this isn’t perfect casting that doesn’t just boil down to transphobia. https://t.co/XgGRvznuBd

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keysmashbandit @keysmashbandit

4 months ago

You can all call me a joyless hag if you like but I think it's super fucked and crazy that society doesn't have literally a single opinion for nutritionally complete, dirt cheap bottled slop available in every grocery store. Soylent was supposed to be this and failed at it

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Quantavius P Nutsack @dirtyharrypussy

5 months ago

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microplastics revelator @DiabolicalSpuds

6 months ago

I think if we are gonna let people homeschool their kids, there should be a person who comes out and assesses the parents to make sure they aren't insane or incredibly stupid.

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` davepeta irl ☆ أمير @clawsomebeats

7 months ago

guys conservatives wont like you more if youre "one of the good ones"

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໊ @ppyowna

7 months ago

having anxiety is so stupid like what do you mean i’m scared of hanging out with my friends

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Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat

7 months ago

bro is boba

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Mira Gonzalez @miragonz

7 months ago

when the D.A.R.E. program came to my elementary school, they told us that every time you smoke weed one memory gets erased. and even as a kid that was appealing to me