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Dear leaders, Do not make the classic mistake of "performance punishing" your high potential team members You will burn them out, and encourage quiet quitting Instead, even out the workload OR give them an incentive to out perform L145
I don’t understand why many public washroom floors are wet. Kau buat business kau ke buat Songkran fest?
I don't have cat- like reflexes, I have cat-like sleeping habits.
i can fit the whole first page of the communist manifesto on your forehead
i can fit the whole first page of the communist manifesto on your forehead https://t.co/WNZQTaAvxa
Lanje sikit incubus live in malaysia.
Bumped into @balkishrosly at last night’s show and caught her dealing drugs. Dia push barang baek 👌🏼👵🏽
No one asked but the world needs to know that my MySpace name was Aya Boyd. Good to see you again @mybrandonboyd @IncubusBand
being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so tough
10pm: “So tired, going to bed” 3am and 356 Wikipedia pages later: “Ah so that's why there are holes in Swiss cheese…”
Please call the letters between W-Y because you took my breath away.
“fuck this job” *goes to work*
Always LL276 #workplace #toxicworkplace #corporatelife
British journalist Mona Chalabi corrected the framing of the Israel-Gaza war to the Israel-Palestine war when she received a Pulitzer Prize at Columbia University.
See you guys soon!
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Dear leaders, Do not make the classic mistake of "performance punishing" your high potential team members You will burn them out, and encourage quiet quitting Instead, even out the workload OR give them an incentive to out perform L145
Fuck dbkl, semua hutan kat wangsa maju potong pastu buat condo. Lrt sri rampai tu sekecik kecik tanah buat condo, rumah 500 sqft. Sunway avila tak sampai 50 meter jarak tu pun nak buat more than 2 condos. Goodbye my kampung, don’t think i will retire in wangsa maju.
This is why I wish people who cut down trees in urban spaces without plans to replant any a very go to hell
Yg bikin males liat series bule di Netflix. Kalo ga cabul ya ngentod. Korean content carried your whole thing bro.
I don't have cat- like reflexes, I have cat-like sleeping habits.
I think it’s pretty cruel that women have such a short window to have kids. Like what if you marry the wrong person and then a global pandemic happens and you get really sick and now you’re ready to go but you’re 36 and single? Like where is the room for error
He know when to start sing 🤣😭 dik, tolong ajar abg confident.
nak jogging pun bahaya dah sekarang, sebab tu saya duduk rumah 😔
The waters haven’t been safe since Americans found out a group of fish is called a school
A Dead dolphin with multiple bullet holes was found in Louisiana. The Feds are offering a $20,000 reward for information leading to a conviction
Semoga kekal lah zionis2 ni semua nanti di dalam neraka abadi yang paling dalam dan menyeksakan.
BREAKING: 392 BODIES FOUND IN MASS GRAVE OF WHICH 20 BODIES WERE BURIED ALIVE Israeli forces buried several bodies in plastic bags 3 meters deep within Nasser Complex.
Age 25: I need cute shoes for this event. Age 45: I need cute shoes for this event that I can also wear to work and walk several miles in, don’t make me look old or like I’m trying too hard, won’t hurt my little toe or lower back, will last a minimum of 10 years & are on sale.