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sorry, I don't really want to talk right now. 📝 ClickHole, GQ, AV Club, NY Times, New Yorker, CollegeHumor etc. Rly good @ tweets + expressing myself succinctl tomphilip.info/writing brooklyn Joined February 2009-
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Start popping more Tylenol ladies, this country needs more trains
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Fucking hell I'm so happy. Endorphins and everything. I think Alan Partridge might be the all-time best Bit youtube.com/watch?v=1WDlWi…
Make every category a 4-way tie between severance, the pitt, the studio, and andor, and unite the nation.
Make every category a 4-way tie between severance, the pitt, the studio, and andor, and unite the nation.
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a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry finally gets cajoled into doing an activity at a campground, chooses paragliding and getting blown off course into a Zionist summer camp would be, to me at least, the funniest thing I’ve ever watched on TV
NEW MITCHELL AND WEBB SKETCH SERIES!! NOT A DRILL!! NEW MITCHELL AND WEBB SKETCH SERIES youtube.com/watch?v=soO9ba…
something's wrong. Noah Hawley has made two good seasons of tv in a row...
Genuinely one of the best performances I've seen in damn years
Genuinely one of the best performances I've seen in damn years
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Super Hans: Nice packet of Crunchy Nut you've got here. Pretty expensive, as I recall. [pours cereal onto floor]
cursed photo. Absolutely rock-bottom vibes
cursed photo. Absolutely rock-bottom vibes
Living with a cat update: I’ve started calling out “if you’re in here I surrender” every time I enter a room
[breaking up with someone] It would be wrong of me to not at least offer you a discount on a betterhelp subscription with ads
Just opened my laptop for the first time today and the last thing i was looking at before I fell asleep last night was the wikipedia page for cheese
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Mark: (She's buying it! God, it's so easy being a freak, no wonder they're ten a penny. I should get extra marks for not feeling a fucking thing.)
To whichever pure soul is bootlegging Love Island UK and uploading it with the old-school UK teletext captioning: Thank you for your national service. We will sing of you in time.
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