Dee Vazquez @twinkleworm
one brimming bucket of nerd austin, tx Joined June 2009-
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@wwwbigbaldhead which character do you most want to see survive through the end of the series, other than your own of course #asknorman
Icy cold day off equals Daria marathon, experiencing #hardcore90snostalgia
I suffer the blistering Texas summers to avoid days like today #feelingshortchanged
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Mother of 3 teenage boys posts Amazon review of Kleenex. A.k.a. the best thing you will read today.
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My neck doesn't move at all now. I'm the first Batman movie.
Looking at donut recipes moments after reading an article on 50 ways to lose 10 pounds. #yummy
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She washed up on the beach and Stuart took her home. Apparently, there was no getting rid of Mother.
No thank you cold weather, I'm in Texas.
Briefly considered listening to Xmas music while assembling work tree, but quickly realized I am NOT Cindy Lou Who #fucktheholidays
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Just signed a petition to require politicians to say, "Based on my poor understanding of history,science,and ethics" wh.gov/lkPxJ
slash: romance without boundaries by Games by Play Date kck.st/HIsKca via @kickstarter WANT, NEED, MUST HAVE!!!
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On this Thanksgiving we are thankful for YOU. No not you. In the back there. To the left. In the Jayne hat. Yes, you.
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Preparing for a ritual sacrifice is hard work. The pie is worth it though.
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If you can pick up a toy lightsaber without making 'the noise', you're probably dead inside.
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Read left to right...and wait for it...
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