ADam N Typo @twitinfected
Blah No Joined April 2013-
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thank you for leading me on i love playing follow the leader and dying alone.
i can’t relate to you but at least i don’t not hate you.
you make me feel like we could be together for 1-2 years.
My favourite midnight snack is your whore mom.
People can be such assholes and I'm no exception.
I'm "my dad is better than your dad" years old.
People who are mean to strangers on twitter would probably really piss my 9-year old off.
My favourite workout routine is moving from one end of the sofa to the other when my neck is a bit cramped.
My toddler wanted to know what the word "whore" meant so I gave him a list of twitter handles.
My mom just sent me am inspirational text. Inspirational Tweet, y'all.
I avoid relationships by posting links to my twitter on dating websites.
1.) stop talking 2.) listen 3.) agree
I'm classy but not "eat pizza with a fork" classy.
Actions, but without the consequences.
Life is like a box of your mom is a whore.
My bed is my office. Make an appointment.
Sheila @Sheila_Mac420
14K Followers 6K Following Token lesbian. I like to smoke weed, and lick vagina. I write things and stuff that makes you feel the feels.
Funny Tweeter @thefunnytweeter
11K Followers 4K Following If we retweet you, that means your tweet was published in https://t.co/Sjvvd3oshD. To submit a tweet, mention @thefunnytweeter
Lori @loribuckmajor
8K Followers 5K Following Loving wife & mom, fun friend. LOVE to laugh. Oh I'm a model and an actress, isn't everyone? sometimes I lie. Why am I always hungry?
@JethroTull2 @JethroTull11
1K Followers 3K Following communications practitioner, writer, editor, not #PC. Proudly Jewish, proudly a Zionist. We all share this planet.
Monica J. Lakatos DDS @MonicaLakatos
6K Followers 6K Following wife, mom, dentist, frustrated perfectionist, - love books, sports, music, Michigan (the school and the state), from the Island of the Misfits, #GoMKG
CHUNKY BUNNY @kitzaphrenic
606 Followers 2K Following I don't like responsibilities and I don't like onions.
Capt. Dan Porter @FishWithDan
108K Followers 120K Following Former NW Oregon fishing guide that relocated Texas. I follow all types of people.
Upper Middle Trash @UpprMiddleTrash
2K Followers 143 Following The only thing stopping me from being pure white trash is my lack of motivation.
That Carly Girl @thatcarlygirl
9K Followers 7K Following Even my hair is exhausted, and it's dead. Recent tweets: https://t.co/NA2sXZWeNy
That Very Fat Guy @ThatVeryFatGuy
738 Followers 1K Following Excuse me, but are you going to be eating that? Yeah, that's me! The Fat Guy you all know and love. https://t.co/rJRagOma3Q…
Donna T @sweetg35
49K Followers 9K Following #EnvyDaStrength #BlessTheBlueEyedBoy.. Love the NY YANKEES!⚾ Huge animal lover & love humor (In relationship) NY state of mind.
Linda @Cherckadee
608 Followers 1K Following _______________ You fill in the blanks. Born and bred in the great state of Texas!
wawe @ASivhidzho
48 Followers 426 Following
nะaะnะcะyะ @nancypants990
362 Followers 1K Following ✨ If it makes you happy it doesn't have to make sense
Rocking_My_Tiara♕�... @xo_ttrouble
359 Followers 895 Following Some woman Are Lost In The Fire ; && Some Are Built From It ; Tristan Scott ;
SheOverAnalyzes @SheOverAnalyzes
9K Followers 2K Following Give me a minute, I need to overanalyze what you just said. https://t.co/2JwBK7A5Ox
Paul Provenza @PaulProvenza
21K Followers 5K Following OFFICIAL! Comedian/actor; Director, @ARISTOCRATSfilm; Host @GreenRoomWithPP; coauthor @SATIRISTAS; Prod, @SETLISTSHOW All are welcome here. Amuse me!
Wlkyrie @Demaggz
204 Followers 750 Following We are just a variation in the wider manifestation of nature's reality...subject to rules..like 0s and 1s..
Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin
20K Followers 18K Following likes: Netflix, naps, tarot cards and talking to the dead.
emerson biggins @biggins74
450 Followers 1K Following I talk about everything and daydream about boobs. Smoke some weed, drink some vodka & cuss like a sailor.
Indigo Child @ChildWeed
11 Followers 126 Following I smoke weed because i can't stop shitting on ppls dreams. http://t.co/FSATJE7kAm
Sere @seregozzi
566 Followers 1K Following You have to be careful when you look into the abyss because the abyss is looking back at you.
Matt Tillery @Tillema1
62 Followers 820 Following
Ariel Gundersen @arielgundersen
121 Followers 269 Following
Happy Golfmore ⛳�... @SeanPatrickMHV
930 Followers 4K Following Sean McCreven Hobbs Verlo🇳🇴🇨🇮🇺🇸 Life's a Garden, Dig it 🍀 Guacamole is extra 🥑 🅱️ Red Sox/Red Wings 🏒 Krakens ⚓ Mariners ⚾ Celtics 🍀
- @leen6_6
148 Followers 1K Following
Westbrook @westbrooktwit
32 Followers 402 Following
Angel Daniel @5ngelD5niel
81 Followers 259 Following I just joined twitter Aug 23 2013 so you see I'm a little bit needy. Please be nice.
Caitlyn v d B @CaitylovevdB
81 Followers 540 Following
Stooskins @stooskins
49 Followers 362 Following
Serendipity Sparks @SrndptySPARKS
608 Followers 228 Following You don't need to be funny when your life is a joke. I follow what makes me laugh
Jamie & Amber Moccia @moshysgirl
322 Followers 1K Following then we sat on the edge of the earth with our feet dangling over the side & marveled that we had found each other
Sheila @Sheila_Mac420
14K Followers 6K Following Token lesbian. I like to smoke weed, and lick vagina. I write things and stuff that makes you feel the feels.
Alt-Notyamama🌎🔥 @RunningMama2
465 Followers 2K Following Dogs are awesome; most humans suck. I block idiots. #theresistance
Nick @ThisIsThornton
468 Followers 1K Following Praise God. Without His grace I have nothing, in His mercy I have everything.
Kat @Calm_the_Crazy
434 Followers 838 Following yeah I just write random nonsense thoughts. not for the following
Captain Hubris @maverick6899
1K Followers 3K Following I'm just here to white-knight and virtue signal.
Shitz_n_giggles @shtz_n_giggles
220 Followers 776 Following I Re-tweet...that's what I do... Just a Canadian Girl looking for someone to apologize to...
Katherine @islandoutcast
694 Followers 915 Following
JustWant2Wine @justwant2wine
402 Followers 944 Following
Kathryn Slagle @KathrynSlagle
1K Followers 3K Following I write. I mother. I have epilepsy & I write about it. I want to be on NPR and talk about seizures.
Monica J. Lakatos DDS @MonicaLakatos
6K Followers 6K Following wife, mom, dentist, frustrated perfectionist, - love books, sports, music, Michigan (the school and the state), from the Island of the Misfits, #GoMKG
Funny Tweeter @thefunnytweeter
11K Followers 4K Following If we retweet you, that means your tweet was published in https://t.co/Sjvvd3oshD. To submit a tweet, mention @thefunnytweeter
CHUNKY BUNNY @kitzaphrenic
606 Followers 2K Following I don't like responsibilities and I don't like onions.
Capt. Dan Porter @FishWithDan
108K Followers 120K Following Former NW Oregon fishing guide that relocated Texas. I follow all types of people.
That Carly Girl @thatcarlygirl
9K Followers 7K Following Even my hair is exhausted, and it's dead. Recent tweets: https://t.co/NA2sXZWeNy
Upper Middle Trash @UpprMiddleTrash
2K Followers 143 Following The only thing stopping me from being pure white trash is my lack of motivation.
Donna T @sweetg35
49K Followers 9K Following #EnvyDaStrength #BlessTheBlueEyedBoy.. Love the NY YANKEES!⚾ Huge animal lover & love humor (In relationship) NY state of mind.
Linda @Cherckadee
608 Followers 1K Following _______________ You fill in the blanks. Born and bred in the great state of Texas!
Lovable Misanthrope @LaurelleMartin
20K Followers 18K Following likes: Netflix, naps, tarot cards and talking to the dead.
Paul Provenza @PaulProvenza
21K Followers 5K Following OFFICIAL! Comedian/actor; Director, @ARISTOCRATSfilm; Host @GreenRoomWithPP; coauthor @SATIRISTAS; Prod, @SETLISTSHOW All are welcome here. Amuse me!
SheOverAnalyzes @SheOverAnalyzes
9K Followers 2K Following Give me a minute, I need to overanalyze what you just said. https://t.co/2JwBK7A5Ox
Aaron Kesseli @AaKesseli
5K Followers 276 Following Jogging for Mayor of Boston 2044. Digital Marketing & eCommerce. Adjunct Professor at Boston University.
Tracey @Traceyband8
5K Followers 6K Following Writer of wrongs . Adult Onset Tourette Syndrome since 2015 . Hi.
Serendipity Sparks @SrndptySPARKS
608 Followers 228 Following You don't need to be funny when your life is a joke. I follow what makes me laugh
Kanye’s bhole @bossy_bootz
39K Followers 9K Following Syrian Import ✝️ Mother of 2. Stay-at-home therapist. Recent: https://t.co/tvlKhCxxNi%
Christine @2loony1
2K Followers 2K Following Politically incorrect & socially unacceptable. Enjoys tomfoolery, shenanigans and hijinks.
Meg Fitz @MegsHasIt
3K Followers 4K Following Nepean born, Toronto living 🇨🇦 Half Portuguese, half Mungie cake! I love fashion, making people laugh, the Raptors, & the Sens. (Karlsson is the GOAT). 🏀🏒✨
Annaliese Constable @FistyScent
816 Followers 724 Following Failed Pig Hunter. Thrush Survivor. Comedian? She/They 🖤💛❤️🏳️🌈♿️
💙 Is There Somethi... @CamusOverEasy
17K Followers 15K Following I'm the only person in the world who has been given the finger by Jimmy Piersall at DC Stadium and Rickey Henderson at Memorial Stadium. 凡人
Dolly LeBourbon @DollyLeBourbon
986 Followers 1K Following Feminist pervert, bitch blogger, and amateur psychologist, peddling sex advice for fun and profit. And no that's not my real name. Duh.
A Musing Wanderer @WandererMusing
1K Followers 2K Following Writer. Lover. Traveller. There is no greater joy than writing in a foreign land... I live in my own world, don't you?
Martin @GreenScoundrel
8K Followers 7K Following
Faux Ma @Faux_Ma
8K Followers 3K Following Mom of four (Husband is one). Seen on @Huffpost, @Buzzfeed, & @theChive.
Kimber Depp™© @truegemini13
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Heather @glitterpanda123
1K Followers 551 Following Twitter jail account for @heatherjs may you always have peace & love. My twitter jail account.Trends for United States
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