Bergman @ubernoobie

Silicon Valley Joined February 2009

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Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper

4 years ago

SCRUBS FANS! Bid on a Zoom Call with @zachbraff and @donald_faison of "Scrubs" Proceeds support injured Veterans through @HomesForOurTrps during their 5th Annual #VeteransDay @eBay Celebrity Auction! ebay.com/itm/2750122113…

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Bergman @ubernoobie

6 years ago

*that smell after it rains*

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack

6 years ago

CANCEL EVERYTHING CORNHOLE CHAMPIONSHIPS ON ESPN2!!!

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beccamals @beccamals

6 years ago

My dog and I are both deaf so I try to teach her tricks in sign. I sign “nice to meet you” and then we shake paws

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MSNBC @MSNBC

6 years ago

New poll shows President Trump is the only U.S. president to never reach 50% approval. on.msnbc.com/2XmfwMx

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Bergman @ubernoobie

6 years ago

There’s a new Harry Potter game by the makers of Pokémon Go: apps.apple.com/us/app/harry-p… Add me: 5461 5614 7425

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

6 years ago

This is Bodie. He’s thrilled you finally asked about his Pride pose. Been working on it for weeks. 14/10 it’s delightful Bodie #PrideMonthPuppo

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Bergman @ubernoobie

6 years ago

27 horses have died in 6 months. Shut this murder factory down. change.org/p/santa-ana-ra…

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Hi, Atlanta. I need your help: Two of my staffers recently lost their dog, Gumbo, in SW Atlanta near Cascade and Fairburn Road. If you have any information, please email [email protected]—let's send Gumbo home!

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Bergman @ubernoobie

6 years ago

Tattoo Math: If you have 4 tattoos on one arm, then get it filled in as a sleeve do you have 5 tattoos or 1?

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Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

6 years ago

We seriously need to help police find this evil little cunt metro.co.uk/2019/05/03/fin…

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Anonymous @YourAnonNews

6 years ago

79,000 metric tons of garbage in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch is composed of abandoned fishing gear. 46% of the patch is abandoned fishing nets with “a majority of the rest” being other lost or abandoned fishing industry gear. news.nationalgeographic.com/2018/03/great-…

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Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo

6 years ago

👏 👏 @ewarren #GiveADem

Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren

7 years ago

👏 👏 @ewarren #GiveADem

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Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys

7 years ago

It’s hard to celebrate 4/20 when so many people of color are still being arrested for pot. We have to do better. Learn more: benjerrys.co/2Xn8vr2

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Theo-sophy @notquiteold

7 years ago

Theo’s pup tip of the day: Sometimes I wonder why chocolate exists if I can’t eat it, good toys are on the top shelf, or why sneezy people can’t pet me. It's unlikely but I wonder if the world maybe doesn’t revolve around me. I hope at least sneezy people can eat the chocolate.

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

7 years ago

This is Tofu. She has infiltrated the shiba ranks. Gained their trust. And will report all intel back to headcorgers. 14/10 they don’t suspect a thing