Charlie Hardy @underbite_it
My only real talents are getting excited about stuff, being super anxious, and laughing at my own jokes. Joined June 2018-
Tweets34
-
Followers3
-
Following74
-
Likes155
Lately my dreams have included somebody with a sword slicing me and my students in half, getting lost in endless twisting paths while carrying a bag of helpless little creatures I was wildly unequipped to care for, and being left at school with an abandoned child. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Stress cried in a training meeting today. It was a party.
Once I posted something on Facebook calculating the time saved by going 5mph over the speed limit (spoiler: it wasn't much), and maybe 2 minutes after I hit post, my coworker/friend/mentor called me to demand, "Uh, can you please drive safely on the freeway???" #ihavegoodpeople
One time, I needed to go talk to somebody about a question in a restaurant. My cousin immediately said, "I'll go with you" and walked with me so I didn't have to do it alone, which made a huge difference in my anxiety levels. #ihavegoodpeople
@AnnaKendrick47 Emergency preparedness machine in the bathroom...
I just found out there is a person named Albert Broccoli and also a person named Barbara Broccoli, and both were involved in making this one James Bond movie, and I can't decide whether or not I'm sickeningly envious of those names.
Same.
why wolves howl? because they have no idea what are they doing
RETWEET NOW FOR A FOLLOW!!!!! #AGTat8
Well. I just choked on my asparagus. My dad had to heimlich me. I'm a grown adult.
The fact that she was made to feel unsafe in her own home by somebody who professed to care about her is unacceptable.
The fact that apparently nobody taught this person how invasive, inappropriate, and abusive this kind of behavior was is unacceptable. The fact that my friend has been taught to be nice in the face of that harrassment is tragic.
It makes me sick to think that people think this sort of behavior is okay. That this guy (who had already been invasive and insistent when she made it clear she didn't want to talk) still felt entitled to come to her home and impose himself on her.
My friend broke up with a guy. He came to her apartment insisting that they talk. She asked him to leave. She told him he wasn't welcome. He refused to leave. She ended up having a conversation with him and he didn't leave for an hour. I am beyond furious that this happened.
You know, I can't help but feel personally threatened when I find dismembered pigeon corpses on the ground near my apartment...
Today I walked past someone at the store and said "Excuse me," without adding "I'm sorry," so I'd say it's a pretty big day for me.
@HewittTennis I love Teachers Pay Teachers. A lot of it is, of course, paid, but there are really useful free things, too.
#tncohort We will be hosting some really cool PD sessions at my school this summer that I want to attend!
Caitlin Boyce Albrech... @MissEduCait
43 Followers 128 Following PhD Student | Education Policy & Evaluation | MLFTC at ASU
Moreland University @Moreland_MU
2K Followers 503 Following Equipping, enabling, & empowering tomorrow’s teachers for tomorrow’s students in tomorrow’s world.
Diana Rey @DianaReyMusic
272 Followers 811 Following SF Bay Area musician. I play bass, keys, uke, guitar, & sing! Private Music Instructor & Music Teacher at a school in Silicon Valley. M.Ed. Ed Tech, Sept 2022
Stephen Hunsaker @shunsakerjr
344 Followers 209 Following Trade and Economics Researcher for @UKandEU
SparkNotes @SparkNotes
300K Followers 551 Following The Official Twitter for https://t.co/SVj69HbFFE
Stacey Harkey @StaceyHarkey
20K Followers 954 Following My dad once asked me if letting me play the trombone made me gay and honestly I don’t know (He/Him)
Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes
186K Followers 28 Following These are genuine joke attempts by children. Originally Bad Kids' Jokes on Tumblr. DMs open for submissions. Get the book 📙: https://t.co/yUBZSIvEoi
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
3.9M Followers 4K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Rick Wormeli @rickwormeli2
43K Followers 1K Following Teacher, Author, Education Consultant, husband, father, son, brother, grandfather. Former account @rickwormeli - Also over on @rickwormeli.bsky.social.
Diana Rey @DianaReyMusic
272 Followers 811 Following SF Bay Area musician. I play bass, keys, uke, guitar, & sing! Private Music Instructor & Music Teacher at a school in Silicon Valley. M.Ed. Ed Tech, Sept 2022
Morgan Goff @morgan_j_goff
3 Followers 7 Following
alex norris @sillyalexnorris
302K Followers 1K Following 💖 queer welsh artist (they/them) 💖 “oh no” comics 💖 author of HOW TO LOVE 💖 shop! 👇
The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster
357K Followers 0 Following Located between 3rd and Main in the Oak Lawn Shopping Center! Not part of Blockbuster Corporate. We're all on our own. Commentary.
Anne Nollet @annenollet
233 Followers 182 Following Data lover | Certified Tableau Desktop Specialist | Data Analyst @Thumbtack
Sarah Andersen @SarahCAndersen
850K Followers 2K Following Author of Sarah's Scribbles, FANGS, and Cryptid Club she/her No NFTs 🚫 no A.I. Publishing inquiries: [email protected]
Lunarbaboon @Lunarbaboon
58K Followers 905 Following A half man/half moon monkey trying to make sense of it all.
the Awkward Yeti (Nic... @theawkwardyeti
101K Followers 378 Following NYTimes Bestselling cartoonist, Heart and Brain, The Sun/Brain/Ocean is Kind of a Big Deal, OrganATTACK creator
Fowl Language 🦆 @fowlcomics
31K Followers 653 Following Tired parent. Coffee enthusiast. Cartoonist Ordinaire
Terry Crews @terrycrews
1.4M Followers 2K Following Husband, Father, Actor, Author, Artist, Philanthropist, Athlete Photos by: Tyler Patrick Kenny
Bruce Young @BruceYoung2015
28 Followers 22 Following
Goodreads @goodreads
4.1M Followers 2K Following The largest site for readers and book recommendations. Find new books, recommend books, track your reading, join book clubs, win advanced copies, and much more!
GIA @GIA_CasaGrande
77 Followers 115 Following
Caitlin Boyce Albrech... @MissEduCait
43 Followers 128 Following PhD Student | Education Policy & Evaluation | MLFTC at ASU
Angela Linford @angela_linford
27 Followers 32 Following
Andi Tonnies @Fflewddur_bard
4 Followers 17 Following I’m a Hufflepuff, currently an undergrad working on a creative writing degree, and an aspiring Middle Grade author with a deep love of fantasy and childhood
Nat Geo Photography @NatGeoPhotos
4.6M Followers 123 Following All things photography from National Geographic.
The New York Times @nytimes
53.9M Followers 847 Following We seek the truth and help people understand the world. All election coverage is free in our app. https://t.co/e2FWJZP3Nb
BBC Travel @BBC_Travel
1.1M Followers 448 Following Discover new cultures. Embark on new adventures. Celebrate. Explore. Engage. BBC Travel: Inspiring you to fall in love with the world.
Trvl Channel @travelchannel
2.9M Followers 3K Following
International Space S... @Space_Station
8.9M Followers 156 Following NASA's page for the latest mission and science updates from the International Space Station.
ARCHIVED - Curiosity ... @MarsCuriosity
3.8M Followers 53 Following This account has been archived. Follow @NASAMars to get the latest updates on the Curiosity rover’s mission.
Tara Neuffer @NeufferTara
8 Followers 23 Following
edutopia @edutopia
1.1M Followers 57K Following Sharing what works in education. 💡 Edutopia is an initiative of the George Lucas Educational Foundation.
James Breakwell, Expl... @XplodingUnicorn
854K Followers 760 Following Father of daughters. Owner of pigs. Writer of books: https://t.co/V7JWbsTXJ9
Matt J. Vraspir @MJVraspidaho
203 Followers 183 Following 4th generation Idahoan. 4th generation proud. Interested in local issues. #Star #Idaho #BostonCeltics
City of Boise @CityOfBoise
47K Followers 6K Following Official Twitter for the City of Boise. Our Social Media Terms of Use can be found here: https://t.co/0jt9ak3e3x
Meridian Idaho @MeridianIdaho
9K Followers 775 Following This account is no longer updated. Content is retained for public record purposes. For current information, visit https://t.co/Rj0Z83OHVo
The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow
62.2M Followers 23K Following The home for The Ellen DeGeneres Show on X. Enjoy the best moments from 19 incredible seasons!
IRC - International R... @RESCUEorg
378K Followers 2K Following We respond to the world’s worst humanitarian crises and help people to survive, recover, and gain control of their future. Bluesky: @rescueorg.bsky.socialYou might like
