Cucker Tarlson @vapidchuckles

Here to purge my mind of the dumb thoughts that amuse me by releasing them into the Twitter void Joined September 2022

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Cucker Tarlson @vapidchuckles

8 months ago

The enshittification of Twitter/X is complete. I’m off to where the sky is blue.

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Cucker Tarlson @vapidchuckles

8 months ago

Would rather not live through it, but, on the plus side, I guess it’ll be easier to show conservatives how isolationist and xenophobic policies create economic catastrophes rather than telling them.

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No, no, no, you don’t get it, just because he promotes fascist policies and white supremacists on his social media doesn’t mean that his gesture was a nazi salute… c’mon guys, you know, that was a roman salute.

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Scott (Abu Ghraibmode) @cafeviolenza

8 months ago

@USAGarbage17 yeah im basically looking for a role where I can do whatever I want and nobody asks me any questions while they keep depositing tons of money into my bank account nonstop

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Cucker Tarlson @vapidchuckles

8 months ago

The inauguration ceremony was nationally awaited with the same enthusiasm as a handmaiden awaiting the ceremony.

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Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse

10 months ago

if you're still in line for the Luigi Mangione conjugal visit STAY IN LINE

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama

10 months ago

in today's fast-paced world we simply don't have time for CEOs to be visited by three Christmas ghosts

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Cucker Tarlson @vapidchuckles

10 months ago

Why are people trying to dox the first vigilante that’s had a greater impact than Batman ever did? #NotAllHerosWearCapes

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James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik

10 months ago

Bike assassin proving once again that more bike lanes in a city could have positive social outcomes

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Cucker Tarlson @vapidchuckles

10 months ago

To all potential jurors in NYC: Please familiarize yourself with jury nullification.

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noah kulwin @nkulw

11 months ago

Trump still has the sauce. No one else could have made picks like these. Every selection is like drafting a kicker in the first round but the kicker has a Wikipedia section titled Allegations and is also not really a kicker

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Cucker Tarlson @vapidchuckles

10 months ago

The cabinet casting for this live action reality remake of Idiocracy is spot on

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Cucker Tarlson @vapidchuckles

11 months ago

Reporters: Against all odds, the victimized christian minority somehow managed to elect their bigoted, fascist, serial-adulterer, greedy, nepotistic rapist candidate in an easy majority upset. How did a minority religious group that comprises over 66% of the US population do it?

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Cucker Tarlson @vapidchuckles

11 months ago

Perhaps it was a mistake to have warned my relatives not to inject the bleach

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merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk

a year ago

sucks that twitter's algo prioritizes single topic guys so much now. you cant really be a weirdo who just posts about whatever anymore you have to have a single constant focus like menswear or maintaining the purity of the white race

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Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 @Feldfrog

a year ago

Twitter is now mostly just selfish evil fools, wearing blue checks as thinking caps, clawing over each other to see who can vomit out their vile distorted worldview for the most engagement, the most money. A slot machine that you can piss your actual white supremacy into