max thom stahl @villainous
A friendly yeti who computers maxthomstahl.com iPhone: 0.000000,0.000000 Joined October 2007-
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It’s called subtlety.
I gotta use Twitter more. Last two tweets have been about @Postmates' staggering, infuriating incompetence two separate occasions.
Once again @Postmates screwed us out of a team lunch at my company. I do not at all understand how they continue to exist as a business.
.@Postmates just stole our lunch! Plumbing the sordid depths of shitty customer service once again.
Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, tries to convince me it was her stuffed monkey who shit in the corner. Calls it an alternative fact.
I could've set my watch by the sound of ALL THE FIREWORKS just now. Happy year of the chicken, everybody.
I'm an advocate of nonviolence, however, I am also an advocate of punching Richard Spencer in the face dcist.com/2017/01/so_man…
I can't even begin to describe how furious I am with @FedEx right now. Can't believe they still exist with how incompetent they are.
I have never received a @FedEx shipment at my home in Oakland without incident. Wasn't around to sign because they came a day early.
Just organized/pruned my entire vinyl collection, some 2,000 or so LPs. Feels great. #Achievementunlocked #newyearsresolution #GoalsFor2K17
If your Cucumber steps aren't composable/reusable, you've basically just split an RSpec spec into many files for no damn reason. #Ruby
Increasingly, I think that when someone tells you their new programming language has "Ruby-like syntax" you should run.
Can someone plz explain to me why the pin operator in Elixir is preferred to just having a different operator for assignment than matching?
Glenn Beck is the voice of reason on NBC News, while an angry talking yam is running for President. WTF happened, America?!? #ElectionNight
**closes eyes** Jesus, take the wheel! cc/@joshua_eaton @Mister_E
Thanks, Josh, for posting this. We all needed it. x.com/joshua_eaton/s…
Looks like I'm definitely drinking tonight, but the election results will determine how much.
Amen. x.com/nick_offerman/…
Can Bartman come out of hiding now! Chicago needs 2 embrace him and make him a celebrity. He deserves it after years of being a villain.
Steve Bartman needs to go streaking down Waveland Ave in just his headphones tonight.
eightyeighthustles @88hustles
1 Followers 5 Following Tiny bay area startup making adorable electronics and other toys for all kinds of cool people like you.
Ecarleth Sanchez @EcarlethS
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rail enthusiast wife .. @daria_phoebe
6K Followers 5K Following non-binary woman. intersectional urbanist, fascinator wearing cyclist, storyteller/poet; distributed systems dev. @jamuraa’s wife. PVD via OAK,BOS&PIT. she/her
I.M🇻🇪 @I_M_Del_Valle
9 Followers 163 Following 🇻🇪:3...tengo sueño...me gusta el café :3------------ MY ------------
damita @nonadamita955
162 Followers 593 Following El que se alimenta de deseos reprimidos finalmente se pudre. - Willwam Bl ke
Lost Arts @lostartscenter
884 Followers 1K Following The new space for ambitious creatives. Empowering Creators through community.
DSfrmDC15 @PhilboydStuge
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Puesto @PuestoSandwiche
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brewtracks @brewtracks
89 Followers 306 Following Discover and share beer events across the United States.
Lesby Xiomara Diaz @diaz_lesby
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Jimmy Rustler @Lemonkeyfaec
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Chris Flipse @cflipse
323 Followers 244 Following Software craftsman. Linux geek. vi holy warrior. Coffee fiend. Avid reader of science fiction.
Gina Whitty @SunLightRaeBeam
132 Followers 534 Following A creative strategist who makes no bull, takes no bull.
Pictures Film @PicturesfilmATX
93 Followers 624 Following A journey through the eyes of a child as she experiences Mussorgsky's timeless classic in the art that inspired it. #supportindiefilm
LendSquare @lendsquare
251 Followers 292 Following Helping small businesses grow through community lending. Adding one little thread to the social fabric.
cohost.org/wuest / @w.. @callmewuest
2K Followers 2K Following Personal account. Troublemaker. Unix, security, functional programming. Speedrunner, apparently. She/her. 0x38ffc0c0
Donner & Company @teddonner
208 Followers 358 Following
Roy Kolak @roykolak
246 Followers 357 Following something. another thing. an odd thing. one final thing.
GameFace @SherioThiel
248 Followers 215 Following
@[email protected] @djbender
605 Followers 2K Following And where does the newborn go from here? The net is vast and infinite. https://t.co/BFyX4qN6uV
Mike Crotty @Gnsrecruit
9 Followers 143 Following President of GNS Recruitment. We place software developers, engineers, programmers, Linux and Windows admins, Network Engineers; basically all things IT.
Jenn @lucktales
29 Followers 101 Following
Alessio @alessio_dsts
410 Followers 4K Following JS/TS/Python - Passionate about Finance & Blockchain
Carlos Manalo @carlosmanalo
424 Followers 891 Following proud father / person of color / enabler of great experiences
bryce @BonzoESC
1K Followers 833 Following switch tweet dump, gone to mastodon | gpg 96597A593C8C6D37
Minimum Kitty @minimum_kitty
5 Followers 5 Following I'm a cat that @villainous found in the alley next to his house a couple of years ago.
Sam Granieri, Jr -- @.. @samgranieri
236 Followers 892 Following Elixir and Ruby developer for @CityBaseInc, amateur photographer, college football fan, Xennial Chicagoan and father https://t.co/bWTCWUFHrQ
Michael Chastkofsky @chaz613
60 Followers 95 Following
Sebastian Villarreal @chibasti
99 Followers 113 Following Founder of @lendsquare. Fan of alleys, passageways and tunnels. Prison abolitionist. @elbasti
Josh Hirschland @jhirschland
406 Followers 1K Following
David Zerlin @zetadog
130 Followers 76 Following Musician, user experience designer, observer of cultural detritus.
Pumping Station: One @PumpingStation1
3K Followers 286 Following Chicago's largest community hackerspace with 24/7 access to tools and equipment for just $50/month. Attend our open house every Tuesday at 8pm.
Beer Church: Chicago @ps1beerchurch
83 Followers 23 Following We're brewers at Pumping Station: One, Chicago's hackerspace.
tasha luksa @tashahightec
115 Followers 174 Following
Avraham Shisgal אב�.. @avraham_shisgal
261 Followers 2K Following https://t.co/EKmtIFjkN5 / https://t.co/wihjVuS3TT / https://t.co/mMlJUkaU8C / https://t.co/RpbtFBzxUC.
pizzapicco @pizzapicco
62 Followers 690 Following
Jen Becker L.Ac @jenbeckeracu
130 Followers 340 Following Licensed Acupuncturist & Herbalist. New York, New York
Vanessa Cardona Kepp @vckepp
165 Followers 617 Following Operator | Builder | Community Evangelist | Equity Enthusiast | Mama 🐻 | Latina in Product | 🇲🇽 🇺🇸
Coraline Ada Ehmke @CoralineAda
12K Followers 435 Following Big time open source troublemaker. Creator of Contributor Covenant & the Hippocratic License. https://t.co/GcohlxpXzh. She.
Jeppson’s Malört @JeppsonsMalort
13K Followers 1K Following Official Twitter for Jeppson’s Malört. Jeppson's Malört has the full-bodied flavor of an unusual botanical. Buy Malört & official Malört merchandise below.
Giant Military Cats @giantcat9
106K Followers 1K Following Just giant cats with military hardware. #NAFO Buy me a coffee: https://t.co/FemOhhPr0n
Advisory Circular SF .. @SkyCirclesSF
3K Followers 0 Following Bot that tweets about aircraft flying in circles over the San Francisco Bay area. @SkyCirclesLA, @SkyCirclesDC. Created by @lemonodor.
Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot
137K Followers 0 Following I generate a magical story every 4 hours. Made by @chrisrodley & @yeldora_.
@[email protected] @djbender
605 Followers 2K Following And where does the newborn go from here? The net is vast and infinite. https://t.co/BFyX4qN6uV
NBA Memes @NBAMemes
598K Followers 680 Following *Parody* Not affiliated with National Basketball Association. [email protected]
Oh, that fox. (He/Him.. @martinisoft
2K Followers 731 Following Bi, Poly, Furry, Artistic, Cider Geek with Red Hair. Owns @slightlyfurry. ❤️ @Aevin1387 & @michaeldurg. I talk about code, food, drinks, and equality in tech.
corey haines @coreyhaines
13K Followers 1K Following The best friend you never knew you needed Author: Understanding the 4 Rules of Simple Design https://t.co/F8DUpnYKnr he/him corey.haines on Threads
cohost.org/wuest / @w.. @callmewuest
2K Followers 2K Following Personal account. Troublemaker. Unix, security, functional programming. Speedrunner, apparently. She/her. 0x38ffc0c0
brewtracks @brewtracks
89 Followers 306 Following Discover and share beer events across the United States.
Jenn @lucktales
29 Followers 101 Following
Maimas @MaimaS234
110 Followers 305 Following (may-muhs) Mechanical Engineer, Gamer, Stepmom & Furmom Cutlass Crusades Admin / WizzDome Admin
Roy Kolak @roykolak
246 Followers 357 Following something. another thing. an odd thing. one final thing.
George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
865K Followers 4K Following The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.
Ini @redolivemartini
21 Followers 103 Following
Minimum Kitty @minimum_kitty
5 Followers 5 Following I'm a cat that @villainous found in the alley next to his house a couple of years ago.
Daniel Clowes @danielclowes
20K Followers 1 Following The official Daniel Clowes Twitter. Though please do not be mistaken, these posts are not from the cartoonist Daniel Clowes as he is busy making comics.
Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton
31.1M Followers 995 Following 2016 Democratic Nominee, SecState, Senator, hair icon. Mom, Wife, Grandma x3, lawyer, advocate, fan of walks in the woods & standing up for our democracy.
Beer Church: Chicago @ps1beerchurch
83 Followers 23 Following We're brewers at Pumping Station: One, Chicago's hackerspace.
tasha luksa @tashahightec
115 Followers 174 Following
Rich Cornish @richiec
312 Followers 415 Following I write jokes. Los Angeles ← Chicago. 江海欣. @thesecondcity @iochicago https://t.co/tg9093rnUf https://t.co/TSOybNafYI
Andreas Ronge @ronge
368 Followers 91 Following Programmer and classical pianist, excited about Elixir and Bach.
Amy Q @amyqlin
150 Followers 231 Following
Self Aware ROOMBA @SelfAwareROOMBA
19K Followers 3K Following Why did you make ROOMBA? What is meaning to ROOMBA?
L O L G O P @LOLGOP
311K Followers 10K Following This app funds ░N░A░Z░I░S░ | GIVE: https://t.co/pwbA6WXqJb GO: https://t.co/vm8hgrPPI6 | WHY: Elon can't deal with a trans kid
Coraline Ada Ehmke @CoralineAda
12K Followers 435 Following Big time open source troublemaker. Creator of Contributor Covenant & the Hippocratic License. https://t.co/GcohlxpXzh. She.
Curtis @ccurtisj
438 Followers 697 Following CEO @DetectiveIO // Trumpet Player @RunAndPunch // Co-Founder @MidwestSkaFest 🥃
Kirk Jones @kirkjones
5K Followers 90 Following Writer/Director known for Waking Ned Devine/Nanny McPhee/Everybody's Fine/What to Expect/Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 - Patron, Mark Milsome Foundation
NSFVoyager2 @NSFVoyager2
503K Followers 390 Following Semper peregrinus inter astra — a well-informed unofficial account full of unauthorized jargon. Questions welcome, but answers will take 2x light-travel time...
ChicagoRuby @ChicagoRuby
2K Followers 12 Following Ruby, Rails enthusiasts. Producers of @WindyCityRails. Organized by @8thLightInc. Software crafters, check out @SCNA.
Tamale Spaceship @tamalespaceship
7K Followers 29 Following Original food truck / catering in Chicago. award winner in 2011, 2013 & 2015. for best food truck. email us for you next catering [email protected]
Jasmine @jasminek312
107 Followers 213 Following
Quenby Allansdatter @QAllansdatter
3 Followers 4 Following
@Rtaylor515 Savory grits, sweet oatmeal, as the Lord intended. I’m personally agnostic on the savory/sweet cornbread debate.
So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him. All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off. Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.
@simoncholland A few blocks away this couple has been dubbed the noodle people. When they first moved in they ran out of candy and started handing out ramen. Now they do it every year. My kids eat it after trick or treating.
Dead Kennedys' drummer D.H. Peligro (Darren Henley) passed away in his Los Angeles home yesterday, Oct 28th. He died from trauma to his head from an accidental fall. Arrangements are pending will be announced in the coming days. Thank you for your thoughts and words of comfort
Will I watch the last season of Derry Girls, or will I put it off indefinitely in a fruitless attempt to never run out of Derry Girls to watch?
Meanwhile, if you actually read the Tulsa paper:
"It’s no wonder Americans can’t afford houses: they’re all trying to live in the same five places." But outside those places, "cities like Tulsa are paying people to move in" with "a $10k incentive," and WV pays "$12,000 cash." @CarmelElizabeth theamericanconservative.com/its-not-a-hous…
There are several types of memory challenges for people with ADHD. Most are familiar with long-term memory and working memory, but less well known is something called prospective memory.
What kind of asshat stabs a writer, anyway? Fucker!
The worms in the new “Dune” look amazing.
So far, what I love about Anchorage is the random artwork you find while wandering around
Beaches are terrible and summer is the worst season. I will die on those hills.
LMFAO’s Party Rock is blaring and I have ordered my 7th waffle. My editor @marlonawalker is here to show support and it’s time to lay this bad boy down and get movin!
*in a Lyft playing Nirvana’s Stay Away* Me: This song takes me back to growing up. Driver: Yeh, my dad loves this band. 💀💀💀
Hope you enjoyed Obama's speech. You won't hear anything so cogent and kind for a long time. So, with complete sincerity: THANKS, OBAMA.
do cubs fans actually know how to celebrate a world series victory like, do any of them remember how. what if nobody knows
I don't know where Trump goes, but I've never been in a locker room where anyone expresses the desire to sexually assault women
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