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Alison @wiscalison

bos by way of wis. runner. skier. biker. swimmer. laugher. HR-er. Joined January 2016
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Alison @wiscalison

10 years ago

"I recognized you because you're suit almost fell off when you went in the ocean," guy I saw at beach and then bar.

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Alison @wiscalison

10 years ago

It's gonna be totally awk when Melania gives that speech again

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Alison @wiscalison

10 years ago

Does he remember saying there will be no lies at his convention?

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Alison @wiscalison

10 years ago

Ask Michelle Obama. x.com/katiecouric/st…

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Katie Couric @katiecouric

10 years ago

"Here at our convention, there will be no lies." - @realDonaldTrump #RNCinCLE yhoo.it/29PlPjA

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Alison @wiscalison

10 years ago

I legit don't have enough beer (or tequila) in my house to stomach this speech. Or nomination.

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Alison @wiscalison

10 years ago

No. But really. His hands ARE really small.

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Alison @wiscalison

10 years ago

Xfinity. W/ your commercials full of lies. convenience must mean no internet for 3 wks & making me leave work early to meet the technician.

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Alison @wiscalison

10 years ago

*forgets socks* *runs anyway* *regrets immediately*

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Alison @wiscalison

10 years ago

I am so screwed when it comes out avocado and hummus cause cancer.

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Alison @wiscalison

11 years ago

"Can I buy you a beer in a non-sexual way?"

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Alison @wiscalison

11 years ago

He's so good, I logged into Twitter. #voicesavelaith

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Alison @wiscalison

11 years ago

I'm going to start being like my iPhone, when I get cold or overwhelmed, I'm going to stop working. #Apple #iphone #tech

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Alison @wiscalison

11 years ago

I'm 31 years old and I got salsa. On my neck.

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Alison @wiscalison

11 years ago

Opening one moveon.org email is like opening a jar of glitter. So much. And you'll keep finding it for years.

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Alison @wiscalison

11 years ago

I thought the definition of adulthood was using your tax return on kitchen reno. Then I realized it means using it to pay for a root canal

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Alison @wiscalison

11 years ago

Yes, Facebook, that is someone I may know. She's dating my ex-husband.

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Alison @wiscalison

11 years ago

I made a conscious choice to eat chips and salsa for dinner. #adulthood

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Alison @wiscalison

11 years ago

Just when you think the day couldn't get worse, you find out your BF Adam Levine is having a child with another woman/ "His wife" #crushed

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Alison @wiscalison

11 years ago

I just walked into IT and asked for a dongle. I didn't get the last syllable out.

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Alison @wiscalison

11 years ago

So, if I showed up for a job interview and insulted the other candidates and lied about my experiences, I'd probably not get the job. Right?

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