zoë @zoeappelbaum
Joined January 2020-
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Sydney and I are going to fist fight soon. I have some tricks up my sleeve (Im bringing my dad and his strong friends from the YMCA)
having terrible high school flashbacks after 48 hours w my family… I really spent 4 years raising geriatric house rats, making fun of my friends for having asthma, and desperately trying to date a girl who sold juul pods out of a Chevy Tahoe. i also had no bangs. nightmare
thank you @scharpling @bestshow4life I am so insanely lucky to work here
now that the strike is over I can finally promote the instructional YouTube video I made with my roommate last night. here is a small clip from How to Turn the Headlights on in a 2015 Subaru Crosstrek
You know they are panicking about losing the media war when they drag Hillary out of the cryochamber where she lives eating bones to sit on The View and tell American women about how Palestinians deserve to be genocided
never taking a childcare gig again. why did I just get called “rizz-less” by a kid who was born in a Lyft
almost september …. time for all of my male cousins to get their annual stupid haircut
free drag name: “open carrie” .. trademark is u have at least 2 firearms on u at all times
how do I tell my dog that his new sweater makes him look metrosexual
nobody gives me alcohol anymore because they know I’ll just try to pour one out for the dead dogs from “where the red fern grows”
bring back ugg boots!! I need more shoes that scream “I am rude to my mom”
always shocks me when people maintain their middle school friendships. every time I see one of my childhood friends on instagram im like “who’s this asshole and why are they in an IDF uniform”
What the hell is so punk about steampunk anyway like congratulations you’re the cyborg landed gentry
thinking about the time my little brother checked monica lewinsky out at the grocery store. she spent 11 dollars on whipped cream and alkaline water
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just submitted my packet for the democratic fundraising job
The way this guy talks you'd almost think he didn't spend the last 55 years making toothless jokes about the expiration date of milk and airplane safety demonstrations
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
Hes gonna ride the sybian
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This goes crazy at da end
Comedian Asks A Crazy Question Then Goes Crazy At Da End!
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NYMPHIA FUCKING WIND?!?!?! #DragRace
Only lipsyncing ONCE an entire season and it’s FOR THE CROWN!? WINNER BEHAVIORRRRRR #dragrace #RuPaulsDragRace #nymphiawind
Be careful if you’re in Highland Park LA. Someone just came up to me with a knife and told me to keep talking while he held shazzam up to my mouth. He Shazammed my speaking voice. Thankfully no songs came up but im pretty shook. Alright, gall bladda surgery time yaw
a group of middle aged women came into my store and i said “uh oh here comes trouble!!” they laughed their asses off an tipped me 20 dollars.
@Alaska5000 @willam @racechaserpod @MomPodcasts I’d quit
Walked into my place of work to find this
Apologies to my haters but I don’t have skin cancer. It was an “age spot that became irritated.”
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