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Holy fuck just found the key to my old wallet @scarlettcabaret @Tootsiescabaret @11Miami
Really excited to introduce sweat shop vibes to this summers interns
Listen babe I bet on the spread not the moneyline don't worry about no I didn't win seriously fuck off yes they won but I didn't win don't worry about it
How I budget $1,864 a month in NYC as a Northwestern Mutual sales executive... a thread
Spent Columbus Day putting 1 billion in memos as $1.0MMM to annoy nitty VPs
@10xPapi Right next to the beer baby, WOOOO
I heard Apollo puts all the first years in a conference room full of girls who imply they're bank tellers and the last one to correct them gets the job
Going into the shared drive and changing all the models fonts to comic sans (drunk)
She overcommitted to gain a bigger piece of the wallet
I met the analyst of an MBA associate making 300k per year this weekend. I sat down with him this weekend to learn more about his experience. This is what he told me:
Director: heard you all had a great time after the happy hour last night Me, realizing the 2nd years aren't as cool as they seemed last night:
Just made the move to a new city for new role, no one to see the new top gun with yet feels real bad man
The first of the three financial statements: the BIWS 400
Hey guys, incoming intern at a top BB here (CS, DB). Any idea on what I should expect for dinner allowance?

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