Andrew "Dave Grohl's Reading Glasses" Ortolano @AndrewOrtolano
Drumming/motorbikes/spatchcocking. Dev/HCI/UX. He/him/él. Chicago IL Joined April 2008-
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My wife legit spit take (taked? took?) orzo carbonara during the Soundgarden episode of @harvilla's "60 Songs..." in the fake band names bit. The one that put her over the edge? "Colon on the Cob." Thank you.
I don't know why this surprises people - for a long time, Apple has skewed in favor of interfaces that are clean and pretty and not particularly easy to use. #ux #ui #hci vox.com/recode/2294062…
Recipes will specify the weight and diameter of the onion, the granularity of the salt, the brand of harissa... and be like "and 4 chiles"
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Look, if you wanted to mount a disinfo campaign about taking any of the precautions that have been branded as lefty, this'd be the way to do it. Stop both-siding this, @nytimes
Look, if you wanted to mount a disinfo campaign about taking any of the precautions that have been branded as lefty, this'd be the way to do it. Stop both-siding this, @nytimes
This holiday, I tried something new. Found an act of kindness, you can too. Give a little bit. #LHKindness lipmanhearne.com/h21?card=21
I dunno, seems like it would have been a good year to make Fauci, or "front-line healthcare worker" person of the year, but maybe @TIME needs the clicks
Accessibility isn't something you can solve in post; really exciting to read @macfound's article about their web redesign planning process foregrounding accessibility and mobile UX as central to their values: macfound.org/press/perspect… #A11Y #ux #HCI
But can you imagine the hell Kamala Harris would be going through right now if she'd endorsed Bluetooth earbuds?
The last 4 characters in your gallery define your mental health: Huh.
The Business Case for an Accessible Website hubs.ly/H0ZspRr0
I consistently get the two Paul Anderson directors confused. But if the director of Boogie Nights made a movie about vampires fighting werewolves, I would watch the shit out of that.
Hahaha yes, that's what's happening. A discussion. It's like the goddamn Algonquin Round Table over there.
Apple Music continues the trend of fooling people into thinking Mac products have good UI because the interface is attractive. #ui #ux #hci #AppleMusic
I can't believe I didn't connect @GreatDismal's Tessier-Ashpools to the Cross family in Chinatown until like yesterday. #Neuromancer
Boy, I wish I could do some Trading Places shit on beef futures with this info.
Boy, I wish I could do some Trading Places shit on beef futures with this info.
And so, ultimately, the Jeopardy host search failed because the questions came after the answer.
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Ellen is at the Gramm.. @GrammarTable
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Ninja Forms @NinjaForms
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Bob Marshall @bobmarshall
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David Bowie Official @DavidBowieReal
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Please use image desc.. @AltTextReminder
335 Followers 1 Following Image descriptions allow millions of blind and visually impaired people to access your content! Everyone should have access to information.
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Liz Miele @lizmiele
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Joe Doyle @joeyTWOwheelz
60 Followers 422 Following You and me, we’re in this together. Bears. Hawks. Sox. Bulls. Part of the 1.5% of Chicagoans who commute by bike. #BLM
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President Biden @POTUS
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Léonie @tink@front-e.. @LeonieWatson
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HEY IDIOTS! READ THE 1ST LINE: "We've got the right to CHOOSE!" This is a PRO-CHOICE anthem you or co-opting. It was NEVER intended for you fascist morons! As the songwriter & singer I DENOUNCE EVERYTHING @KariLake STANDS FOR! Write your own damn song! @CNN @FoxNews @MSNBC
"We’ve got the right to choose it There ain’t no way we’ll lose it This is our life, this is our song We’ll fight the powers that be just Don’t pick our destiny ’cause You don’t know us, you don’t belong" @deesnider 8/2, Tell the establishment we're not going to take it anymore
"...a good meaningless goal is an act of protest against the self-optimization hamster wheel. It subverts the cult of productivity by sneakily leveraging the tools of productivity." This article by @thats_my_line is SUBLIME: theatlantic.com/family/archive…
(Just to be clear, this raccoon adopted two orphaned baby *raccoons*, not two human babies crawling around the bottom of the ravine unsupervised.)
I flirt by texting you pictures of behind the scenes from on set after I’ve signed an NDA.
Thanks to everyone who came tonight to celebrate Steve Cunneen! Even those of you who brought yer dogs. @annweiler @ltaford @ChiAlderwoman
Heeyy @chancethedev i finally joined Team Biscuit
You guys I am terribly worried that James Patterson is being silenced and his eight novels this week agree with me.
@AndrewOrtolano I aspire to be that cool.
@AndrewOrtolano I have a dear old friend on the Bloomington City Council, so if I went to IN it would be B-town, which is lovely.
The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over
@themeghanlodon_ I still maintain that there is no role that Chris Pratt has ever played that Jack Black wouldn't have played better.
Wild that THE BALLAD OF BLACK TOM was meant to only be an ebook but grew popular enough to be a paperback. And stayed popular enough to become a hardcover. This one includes an afterword from me, talking through the whole wild life of this tale.
COVER REVEAL for the hardcover edition of The Ballad of Black Tom by @victorlavalle! Cover design by Jamie Stafford-Hill Cover photographs by mimagephotography/Shutterstock.com
*held at gunpoint against a wall* Fuck you, Bob Wills is still the king.
Here have a poster full of dudes stop complaining. #OurFlagMeansDeath March 3
While Neil bakes, he hears the yeast talking. They know they will die soon. They are unconcerned. Their lives are brief and uncomplicated. Each of them accomplishes everything they want to do. They enjoy the process and are not sorry when it is over. Somehow that makes it worse.
Little Benny & gramps mid-discussion…
Interviewer: What’s this gap in your resume? Me: Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of
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