𝙱𝙴𝙽𝙹𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙽 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚂 @BNicholas
'Characterwise, I'm borderline shy-slash-wild.' Joined July 2007-
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Treadmill running keeps up my stamina for when we finally ban all social media and I've got to take these salty punchlines door-to-door. See ya soon.
I can make toast and this is how my kitchen turns out.
What is... Never?
𝙱𝙴𝙽𝙹𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙽 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙰𝚂 retweeted
“Muscles don’t make you happy.” Babe, I’d rather be a miserable fuck with a jacked body than just a miserable fuck.
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Imagine falling in love and then finding out they open the microwave before it finishes.
The only way a guy is going to impress me with his car is if he's driving a taco food truck.
I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance... By fleeing the scene of the accident.
When anthropomorphic tyrannosaurus rexi are being prescribed Ozempic, it's a sign of the end times. I never want to see Barney wearing a sample size.
I sometime think about what Grindr was like in Green Acres.
I'm writing a new Toy Story script, but the twist is that they're all adult toys. I think the name 'Buzz' and 'Woody' can still work.
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She's disguised as a man. She's getting her Talmudic education. She's breaking down barriers. She's a vegan. She's Lentil.
When did this motherfucker magically turn into Billy Mays?
If you know who this is, you're probably a gigantic f*ggot who I'd love quoting movies with.
As a fully recovered former Disney adult, it blows my mind how much time and money I wasted in the parks. Haven't been in years. Can't imagine going back.
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