McCoolin @Balbu
Often times I am saying something, sometimes I do it on here. brandonalbu.com Portland, OR Joined March 2009-
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McCoolin retweeted
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
Hey friends. I made a music video for my newest song, A Tater Patch in Hell. The video was recorded in #ForestPark in #Portland youtu.be/tHVVyTIClnc
@mhoke63 It was pretty terrible. One big jerk off session - with locusts for some reason ...
Its Friday - have you listened to my new album yet? Check it out anywhere you stream or download music. linktr.ee/mccoolin
I got paid to score a play. You can listen to the song here if you'd like: witchlandplay.com
@oliviadoesbits - got my package today. Thanks for the books!
I have gone through all my old tweets and deleted the ones that would get me cancelled. I am selling them - let me know if you want to buy one.
McCoolin retweeted
just like the real polise, gramer polise, dont hav 2 fallow the rulez.
McCoolin retweeted
I’M TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there! If you retweet this video, I’ll print your name on a shirt and wear it in space in your honor ☄️ #inspiration4contest #sendsimonetospace sendsimoneto.space
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Okay do this... Go into a hashtag of people you hate. Find one individual - randomly or on purpose - and compliment them on something aside from the thing that makes you hate them. And make them smile. That's one less second of hate around this fucking cabin of a planet.
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