Cassandra Ambrosius @CNVinch
Senior Communications Consultant, creative spirit, dog lover, karaoke enthusiast. linkedin.com/in/cassandra-a… Wausau, WI Joined December 2015-
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Can we stop baiting employees with phishing emails by offering money?
Gym PSA: if you’re not using the incline on an incline bench, switch to a flat bench. TYSM.
Imagine linking a woman’s worth to bearing children.
Hey @Shutterfly - what’s the point of your coupons if they make my order MORE expensive than the discount you’re offering on site?
If you @ everyone on your FB page, I’m immediately unfollowing you.
Ok since when did @SUBWAY cost $35 for 2.5 people?
Committing to saying one nice thing about my body every day. Today: I am grateful to have a healthy body that was able to take my son on an adventure and I could keep up with him.
Shocked I have to say this... but please don't make jokes about suicide. Overheard someone make one at the gym this morning. More than 50% of people will know someone who died from suicide. It's not a laughing matter. And if you need help, call 988. Please don't leave.
Why do Midwesterners feel the need to hold off on turning on their heat. It's not a toughness content 🤣
The price of formula is so absurd given it's an essential product to keep babies alive.
My husband told Smalls from the Sandlot he loved him in Black Hawk Down 😂
My husband told Smalls from the Sandlot he loved him in Black Hawk Down 😂
Never underestimate a mother who has time for errands without children. The amount of things I just got done in 45 minutes is likely record-breaking.
When I thought "voodoo" was going to be the worst part... it just... kept... getting... worse.
When I thought "voodoo" was going to be the worst part... it just... kept... getting... worse.
Fall needs to be less pumpkin flavored everything and more apple flavored everything. There, I said it.
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768 Followers 170 Following Wisconsin’s #1 Ski Resort. Open November - April. Featuring 55 trails, 200 acres, 7 lifts including 3 high speed lifts! Est. 1937 - Legendary.Matt Infield @Matt_Infield
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7K Followers 1K Following bizops @seriesfinancial 💻 | mba @uclaanderson shoot your shot. it’s all about the follow through. 🏀She’s right, what are they going to grow up to be??? Adults who drink water??? Adults who eat food!??? When will it end???
The children's water bottle phenomenon needs to stop. It's a transitional object like linus' disgusting blanket. Grow up! Use a water fountain.
Baby girl, what’s your name?
You never played for us, but you're still family. The game is going to miss you @JasonKelce ❤️ Congratulations on a legendary career!
This is the crust to cheesecake ratio I’ve been dreaming about my whole life
my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey
*car speeds past us* My 3 year old: “Daddy, the police will put them in time out”
My wife just asked me my thoughts on Jason Kelce’s retirement. 3 months she did not know that he, nor the Philadelphia Eagles for the matter, even existed. Thank you Taylor Swift, you are literally bringing people together.
What’s the name of that feeling when you feel completely fine but also if you drop a piece of candy you were just about to eat that’s enough to make you ugly cry about all the bad shit from the last four years…. But like all at once?
Unless I’m working in an emergency room there’s so reason I should have to “work well in a fast-paced environment” or “work well under pressure”, like manage your office properly
one of my old friends never announces her pregnancies, one day she will post a picture of a newborn, and honestly, it’s such a power move
These are distracting, but putting touch screens in cars instead of buttons isn’t?
The federal DOT is banning funny messages on electronic signs over Wisconsin highways jsonline.com/story/news/202…
This entire trip to Vegas was worth it to meet Maxine the corgi.
No mom , still I fit in !! 🥺🤗
HEARTWARMING: #Eagles Safety Tristin McCollum and #Bucs CB Zyon McCollum, who are twins, swapping jerseys following last night's game. 📷 @sportingnews
the fact that it took 45 seasons to have someone named emily on survivor is absolutely wild
NYT Connections board maker deserves jail time after today
"Cherish the moments you have in this league." 💚 @JasonKelce speaks on his future. (via @newheightshow)