Relyea, Connor @CRelyea12

My mom thinks I’m goth? | Writing in @HardDriveMag, @mcsweeneys, etc. | Co-host @bitsoverbway | Features Contributor @TheOnion beacons.page/crelyea12 New York, NY Joined August 2011

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David Sirota @davidsirota

3 days ago

There should be better options in American politics than just neoliberal corporatism on one side, and authoritarian nihilism on the other side.

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Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident

7 days ago

So many mainstream liberal thinkers are mentally indexed to a pre-2016 political climate that no longer exists and they do not want to acknowledge that, like, we aren't living in a world of Mitt Romneys and John McCains because it would cause their entire worldview to crumble

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trash jones @jzux

7 days ago

americans everywhere realizing uh oh. i’m a citizen of the circus. i’m one of the monkeys

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Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets

a week ago

Absolutely fuck every "anti-woke" comedian who made their entire brand "you can't say anything anymore," instead of actually learning how to do comedy. You won't hear a peep from a single one of them tonight.

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Travis View @travis_view

7 days ago

I’ve got it: What if we pointed out their hypocrisy? After we point out their hypocrisy, they’ll have no choice but to behave in a manner that is consistent with their purported values.

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Relyea, Connor @CRelyea12

a week ago

I simply had no idea that the only thing keeping many people in the country from falling into a deep psychosis are podcasters

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Relyea, Connor @CRelyea12

2 weeks ago

it’s so deeply depressing how correct this is

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The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews

2 weeks ago

Just heard. Fucking horrifying. Moments like this often spark further division, but no matter which side of the spectrum you land on, you have to admit that Great Comet closing was completely unjust. Ok now to check today’s news.

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Jacob 🇵🇸🇺🇦 @TullamoreJew_

2 weeks ago

The thing about dedicating your life to making the world a crueller, stupider, more violent place is that you might just get what you wanted

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taylor crumpton @taylorcrumpton

2 weeks ago

thoughts and prayers for the social media manager at jezebel.

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delaniac 🌹🌱 @ChadNotChud

2 weeks ago

For no particular reason I would like to remind everyone that not posting about it is always an option

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one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500

2 months ago

we need to bring back elitism in media criticism again. people should feel ashamed if they think this is good. they should be embarrassed to go out in public.

Tyler ''pronouns idiot'' Foster 🤖 @tylergilfoster

2 months ago

we need to bring back elitism in media criticism again. people should feel ashamed if they think this is good. they should be embarrassed to go out in public.

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kate wagner @mcmansionhell

2 months ago

i love being a writer in the time where the entire ruling class and a bunch of troglodyte utilitarians are trying to wipe not only your humble way of life but also the concept of reading and writing writ large from the face of the earth

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Relyea, Connor @CRelyea12

2 months ago

this fuckin' post/video has ruined my life, it's been in my head on repeat for three fucking days

Brooklyn @bklynb4by

2 months ago

this fuckin' post/video has ruined my life, it's been in my head on repeat for three fucking days

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John Attridge @John_Attridge

3 months ago

Nice try bro but I said "famously". That means I don’t have to cite any sources

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David Sirota @davidsirota

3 months ago

The idea that voters owe politicians unwavering loyalty at the polls but politicians don’t owe voters any loyalty to their own promises is so completely deranged and antithetical to democracy — and yet it somehow remains the unquestioned religion of the Democratic Party.