Mouse on a Carousel @CarouselMouse
well, did you ever? what a swell party this is Joined October 2011-
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Walk him down, whole time I know he got some ho in him Pole on him, extort shit, Willem Dafoe on him
I have decided to come up with some new slang. If you are asking someone if they want to link later you should just say “Richard?” Like Richard Linklater. This is going great so far. I’m going to continue to do this
[the Hindenburg on MSG] Mike Breen: And what we're seeing here is just a sobering reminder of the hubris of mankind, folks. We have attempted to touch the face of God, and so we are rewarded with his wrath. Clyde Frazier: Oh the humanity, oh the insanity
I hate the cool Ralph Lauren teddy bear. He taunts me
"We must assume that Sisyphus is happy?" No we mustn't. What the fuck
The thing of it is, Commander Biden wouldn't bite me. We'd be friends. So I can only conclude that the problem lies with the rest of you.
"Look, folks. What is that? Now, I really mean this -- it's the Unknown."
People in commercials always describing their own conditions as "moderate-to-severe." My brother in Christ you don't know what level of severity your own psoriasis is?
"Steve Kerr" sounds like the name Steph Curry would come up with spur-of-the-moment if he had disguised himself as a white person
Kenny: I love women. I just think they shouldn’t be shooting from our lines. Barkley: I’ll tell you what I wanna shoot. Homeless people. Ernie: Let’s just get to our post-game interview. Shaq (trying to speak Serbian to Jokic): Ni Hao
I'm rooting for everybody Ludacris
The Nazis invented this drink and are now pitting the Allies against each other. Wake up
the thing about taylor swift is that she so perfectly encapsulates through her lyrics, the interior lives of women. It's why we all can't stop listening. We're all saying, "wait you felt that way? we were all feeling this way?" do men have someone like that?
Be the Butlerian jihad you wish to see in the world
Does Ben Platt have any more childhood best friends? I would prefer to be notified in advance because this manner in which they are continually coming out of the woodwork is very disconcerting
Preparing to start my life as a hater of the movie Barbie. Wish me good fortune on my perilous travels
oppenheimed all over the place
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Fleetwood Muck 🎣 @SwedishBuries
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Anonymous @_annoyingmouse_
49 Followers 673 Following Not from planet earth. 🚫 🌍 🚫 Not even from the milkyway galaxy. I come far from the deep south
Shelley Dean @Shelley69037000
137 Followers 1K Following Am a lady with a good heart cause what i do i do with faith and love
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Josh @iwearaonesie
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Lars Hulsebus @LLarsHulsebus
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trace etc @tracesthings
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What? @N_Enham
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Cameron @songsdujour
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𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐉... @visibleotters
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Bonkers @badereth
147 Followers 1K Following Bette Davis eyes and hips like Cinderella. Just a small town girl living in a lonely world. I’ve been told I’m intense! she/her
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Iggy Boyd @IggyBoyd
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Cole Peterson @ColePetersons
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wint @dril
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Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz
89K Followers 1K Following Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff
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demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon
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♥mark magark♥ @markedly
23K Followers 318 Following See the world through the eyes of an idiot. | he/him
George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
755K Followers 5K Following The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless.
eleanor @sharkpedia
73 Followers 153 Following
David Simon @AoDespair
281K Followers 620 Following Author, journalist and TV writer/producer. Angriest Man in Television is faint praise indeed.
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter
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Vinson Cunningham @vcunningham
19K Followers 3K Following author of GREAT EXPECTATIONS, a debut novel now in paperback. staff writer and critic, @newyorker. co-host, Critics at Large.
Perfect Paragraphs @Perf_Paragraph
225 Followers 167 Following In search of the perfect paragraphs. Dms open for submissions.
Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics
48K Followers 2K Following Content dictates form. Less is more. God is in the details.
nostalgia & history @internetpreai
579K Followers 247 Following nostalgic about everything, some interesting history too | dm for promos | @historyovsports for sports!
stranger writers @strangerwriters
1.6M Followers 67 Following Stranger Things Writers' Room Account. Ask us questions!!
✨Sofia Thee Stallio... @sofiameows
117 Followers 1K Following small, bi, and ready to cry 💖🤌🏽😇😔🇵🇸she/her
out of context commun... @darkestimeline
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40K Followers 0 Following “I’m told that someone often relays my FB posts on Twitter” - Paul Schrader. curated by @steelydante. not affiliated with Paul or any associates.
Conservative Self-Own... @ConSelfOwns
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Martin Herlihy @martinmherlihy
98K Followers 519 Following Also in a sketch group with my friends https://t.co/6Gaw4SYfsm
Jon Stewart @jonstewart
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Dark Stock Photos �... @darkstockphotos
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Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes
220K Followers 3K Following “No one is free until we are all free.” ~ Fannie Lou Hamer Igram: caryelwes
sunny out of context @iasipmeme
103K Followers 106 Following out of context caps from it's always sunny in philadelphia | also at @sunnyinhawkins
Josh @iwearaonesie
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Gourmet Hot Takes @NuclearTakes
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Nictitating Manbrain @robotmouthfarts
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Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov
59K Followers 685 Following i was gonna be a great athlete but then mcdonald's came out with the dollar menu
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Trump Draws @TrumpDraws
268K Followers 92 Following i am the president (again) and i like to draw • obvious parody
Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag
456K Followers 12 Following Just here to get more followers than @elonmusk
Michelle Obama @MichelleObama
20.7M Followers 17 Following Girl from the South Side and former First Lady. Wife, mother, dog lover. Always hugger-in-chief. #TheLook
andrew @AndrewChamings
29K Followers 648 Following british journalist in california. @sfgate editor-at-large. also @theatlantic, @vice, @longreads. Lit agent: Jessica Papin.
Check N Send @CheckNSend
83 Followers 0 Following We retweet Tweet Calls & Contests. It's our sole purpose, our raison d'être. It's all we do. DM us any Tweet Calls or Contests. We'll RT them.
The Public Theater @PublicTheaterNY
108K Followers 2K Following See it first. See it at The Public. Home to @JoesPub, #ShakespeareinthePark, @HamiltonMusical
Oh Hello @ohhelloshow
16K Followers 171 Following Oh, Hello: the P'dcast is gonna top the charts immediately
La La Land @LaLaLand
73K Followers 15 Following #LALALAND- now on Blu-ray, DVD & Digital HD. Winner of 6 Academy Awards! Ryan Gosling & Emma Stone star in this music-filled masterpiece.
BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman
456K Followers 162 Following A horseman leaves pretty big shoes to fill. Account run by @Netflix as of 1/30.
Princess Buttercup @GoldenSpirals
38K Followers 111 Following I drink my wine from a frosty-mug. https://t.co/ljaEZOfTBf
the pan-midwesterner @panmidwest
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