JustMyDimples @Cekretlyyours
if you’re here, you’re stepping into my personal space, so don’t make a mess twitter.com/search?q=from:… Ontario, Canada Joined June 2017-
Tweets1K
-
Followers98
-
Following71
-
Likes366
My roommate's cat is pissed that we installed cabinet locks and now he can't get into the cabinets on his own.
🫶🏼💪🏼💪🏼🫡 ⚫️⚫️💙⚫️⚫️ #EllaFrench
#SayHerName 💙 #EllaFrench ⚫️⚫️💙⚫️⚫️
Am I in a mood tonight? good chance. Have I kinda been a bitch in an indirect way? Yep. Am I tired of people’s bullshit? Most definitely.
Where’s all my other night shift tweeples? Let’s get this awesome account to 400 (or more)
Where’s all my other night shift tweeples? Let’s get this awesome account to 400 (or more)
Had a lady argue with me this morning because she said the finance company stole her car, not repossessed it. And got big mad when I told her that’s not stealing when she doesn’t make payments on a car that belongs to them till she makes the final payment.
Just saw a video of a girl out wirh her friends with an AirTag attached to her dress because ‘she’s the runner of the group’ and I’ve never felt more seen.
Happy Three Year Anniversary to the greatest story I ever tweeted.
Happy Three Year Anniversary to the greatest story I ever tweeted.
Well 2024 started off better than expected. Got my invite code to @bluesky !
Went to Wendy’s for kiddo, total was $5.30. Gave the cashier $6. She asked if I had 30 cents change because she didn’t have any pennies. I asked her why she needed pennies when my change was 70 cents. She legit walked away and got someone else because she couldn’t figure it out.
Highlight of the night: guy walks in with handcuffs n one wrist and says “umm do y’all got bolt cutters, my girlfriend made a mistake” no bolt cutters but we have handcuff keys lol
I may have an idea for a certain someone at the post...
My DMs are my space. My rules. If you are in them, it's because I let you...do not think because you are there that I owe you my time and/or attention. If you start demanding, my reaction is simple...you will be blocked.
"Only those selected for interview will be contacted" NO take 5 minutes to tell people they didn't get the job Jesus Christ it's called having respect for people
Today is the anniversary of the event that caused me to have PTSD. I still have so much rage. So much regret. So much pain. I hide so much of it. I’m grateful to be alive. I’m grateful for all those who have shown me empathy when I have been in the darkest places.
‘I know more about forensic science than forensic scientists because I’ve watched every season of Forensic Files’ Sounds stupid, right? That’s how antivaxers sound to medical professionals. Get vaccinated.
Better sex…. That dude’s not just fucking to fuck. He’s fucking to have a roof over his head that night.
Better sex…. That dude’s not just fucking to fuck. He’s fucking to have a roof over his head that night.
Me: [ Explaining that we will be sending C&D and Preservation/Litigation Hold Letters to the Church] My Asst: "Going after God now? Is there anyone you won't fight?"
Telling women how beautiful they truly are is just the platform, showing them absolute and total respect is the application
Matt, Captain of The .. @born_star15
332 Followers 828 Following Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies
County Dispatch @County_Dispatch
825 Followers 363 Following 911 dispatcher with a caffeine problem. #IAm911 #TeamThirdShift
mike L @LMikeyJ
9K Followers 7K Following Husband, Father, brother, son, dog lover, LEO-Brother in Blue. #backtheblue, #bluelivesmatter, #thinblueline, No Crypto, No DM's unless I know you..
Sgt RzrbackCop @HawgCop
541 Followers 2K Following Back after a brief hiatus. Marine Veteran. Still doing hoodrat shit with my friends. @MakersMark Ambassador 👮🏻♂️🐗
Governor of 2 States .. @Bendel_Governor
213 Followers 2K Following Condom Company are killing those future customers I might be out of line, but I am Right🆙💯 @bendel_governor FB Governor of too States ( Bendel Governor)🇳🌍
Glumpygoop (Punished .. @GlumpyTrash
188 Followers 534 Following this is my time out account for when my free speech is restricted by the free speech absolutist
Perparim Perparim @PerparimPerpar2
0 Followers 3 Following
Glumpygoop (Frend to .. @TrashBrainIdeas
902 Followers 4K Following A silly little scamp. Alt: @GlumpyTrash
Bama Fan @BamaFan777
58 Followers 113 Following Crimson Tide fan providing information on Alabama as well as celebrity and Twitter personalities
Jackie @Jackie15188029
772 Followers 526 Following Join twitter they said... It will be fun they said.... Well what can I say apart from NO DM's I won't answer them...
BohoBunny @NotBoho
34 Followers 86 Following Just a bunny. Standing in front of a veggie patch. Asking if that's my carrot.
cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2
27K Followers 6K Following Nice person. Buddhist. Mental health and harm reduction advocate 💚
💗 Mashed Potato Dr.. @sheseemslegit
87K Followers 20K Following Probably at a Walgreens. enfj. books, cats, vintage.
ᵇᵒⁿᵏsquatch &.. @abnormable
5K Followers 3K Following 2 misanthropic weirdos tunneling through this weird new world. Lookin' for treasures, peace & the most comfortablest blankets.
Lunchbox @hattrick2013
1K Followers 3K Following Living life one day at a time......in the Great White North 🫎🏒🥾
Sean not Shawn @macmooo
870 Followers 2K Following I love music. I'm no longer single, and not looking for someone from Ghana or Nigeria to scam me out of the little money I have left.
🇨🇦 Mary @Mary_Newfygal
396 Followers 726 Following Things…… Like a walk in the park. Things…….Like a kiss in the dark. Things……..
Don Sanders @DonSanders4
88 Followers 204 Following
I don't trust clouds @NN26NW
3K Followers 4K Following #Northampton #Narrowboats #TheArchers #MiddleAge #Walking #Sitcoms #Lunch #ICS #VFT #R4
Hobbes 2.0 @BrutusTB2000
1K Followers 2K Following When men yield up the privilege of thinking, the last shadow of liberty quits the horizon -Thomas Paine Minarchist. 'Nuff said.
Paper Plate Face @PaperPlateFace2
930 Followers 1K Following I see the world from a non standard perspective. I don't draft tweets, And I fell in love with you from your Avi and a couple of tweets.
Captain Jeff @TeamHowe05
12K Followers 13K Following Loves Seahawks, comics, Harley Quinn, Red Sonja, Deadpool, Vampirella, Star Wars, Attack on Titan, action figures, tacos, coffee, peanut butter, & Spanish moss
Future Ghost @subtle_pretext
678 Followers 729 Following Lets do the pottery scene from Ghost, but instead, we're making burritos. https://t.co/gnoC2vdMAc
Sir Jimöthy 🐐 @pbforker
3K Followers 3K Following Don't forget to thank the bus driver. Error 404. Life not found. Header by @princessblockh1
Saucy Dad 🇨🇦 @saucypoutine
316 Followers 398 Following unimportant, there’s a million things I haven’t done, but just you wait
GhostAlixx @GhostAlixx
99 Followers 110 Following This my emergency ghost account, should the worst ever happen.
Small Acct Contest @WeLuvSmallAccts
1K Followers 2K Following Join our contest where we find, trophy, and retweet amazing Twitter accounts with under 2K followers! Hosted by @love_bug1016 and @TwinSurvivalist
Burgess & Basil @praisecheese
5K Followers 4K Following 🎶Cheese! Glorious Cheese! Cheese makes life exciting!🎶 @BucMarvin keeps me fresh. Find me on Mastodon: @[email protected]
Mischievous Mike @mstern68
5K Followers 3K Following voted best mustache of all of the kids in my 9th grade class, including the girls
Easy👾 @edawg_eric
6K Followers 3K Following Total fucking scoundrel. Lover of donuts and dick jokes. Rebel scum. Slippery bastard. Obsessed with buttholes. NSFW. (21+)🎲🎯🎮#retrogamer
LaKidRed1970 (Solway .. @LaKidRed1970
2K Followers 5K Following Strength at times can be nothing more than how well your able to hide the pain....
KᗩᑕƳ 🍁🦋�.. @jacyandle
5K Followers 4K Following ~𝔇𝔦𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔱 𝔯𝔬𝔞𝔡𝔰 𝔬𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔫 𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔣𝔲𝔩 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰!~
Todd 🦃❄️ @ripcord808
1K Followers 2K Following Outdoors, boatnerd, weather geek, pro-LEOs, Skywarn spotter, political junkie, and nerd banker. Go Twins! K0BNK @spotternetwork member @CoCoRaHS @SVSkywarn
ςђєєкץ ςђєє.. @cheekyrt_996
2K Followers 2K Following Jail account for @Kissee_Cheeks Check out my tweets here : https://t.co/cxIpqz6V5s
~Grouchy Smurf~ @1AAAbattery
10K Followers 10K Following Like to have fun, cut-up, retweet people. Nothin serious just some fun.
Dan @DirstDiggler
5K Followers 5K Following This is not a dress rehearsal so try to live, love, laugh and be kind. Music is therapeutic. And I fear nothing, but fear itself kinda thing, so ya.
Miss Kris. Most days... @aWeeG3
3K Followers 5K Following Blatantly naively human. Coveting that, honestly expressing, as it comes, while I can. Mum writer artist jeweler gremlin Druid. FAFO club. *Dork Extraordinaire
Dapper Dan Man @GuyfromOH1O
479 Followers 1K Following I'm nice to everyone I meet. It's up to them to keep it that way. Go Buckeyes, Cavs, Tribe & The Browns, I guess.
'Ice Cube Tony' @0DegreesCelsius
101K Followers 94K Following Now an Author ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Fitness4Life*ENTJ*MindBodySoul*Fishing all my life*Muscle*I swim like a Fish*Life's too short not to smile*City*UK*Avi is me*🏳️🌈Ally
dispatch.grasping.at... @AtSanity
987 Followers 892 Following Police Dispatcher. All tweets are my own opinion.
NightShiftNonsense @NightNonsense22
414 Followers 269 Following Just a 911 dispatcher working the night shift and trying to survive || anon account
mike L @LMikeyJ
9K Followers 7K Following Husband, Father, brother, son, dog lover, LEO-Brother in Blue. #backtheblue, #bluelivesmatter, #thinblueline, No Crypto, No DM's unless I know you..
County Dispatch @County_Dispatch
825 Followers 363 Following 911 dispatcher with a caffeine problem. #IAm911 #TeamThirdShift
SIGMA @_S1GMA_
559 Followers 1K Following Living this thing called life on a rock hurtling through Space
Obsjs300 @obsjs300
1K Followers 5K Following Life is a beach, I'm just playing in the sand. We live every day, we only die once. So make it count! Yolo! Just here for the laughs
Bama Fan @BamaFan777
58 Followers 113 Following Crimson Tide fan providing information on Alabama as well as celebrity and Twitter personalities
Glumpygoop (Frend to .. @TrashBrainIdeas
902 Followers 4K Following A silly little scamp. Alt: @GlumpyTrash
Jackie @Jackie15188029
772 Followers 526 Following Join twitter they said... It will be fun they said.... Well what can I say apart from NO DM's I won't answer them...
My Life Is The Pitts .. @LifePitts
5K Followers 2K Following Super awkward, like with a cape. Surprising amount of kids for someone who couldn't keep Tamagotchis alive.
cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2
27K Followers 6K Following Nice person. Buddhist. Mental health and harm reduction advocate 💚
💗 Mashed Potato Dr.. @sheseemslegit
87K Followers 20K Following Probably at a Walgreens. enfj. books, cats, vintage.
ᵇᵒⁿᵏsquatch &.. @abnormable
5K Followers 3K Following 2 misanthropic weirdos tunneling through this weird new world. Lookin' for treasures, peace & the most comfortablest blankets.
Winnipeg Goldeyes @Wpg_Goldeyes
16K Followers 495 Following The official Twitter account of the Winnipeg Goldeyes. @AA_Baseball champions 2012, 2016 & 2017 🏆🏆🏆 | Instagram: wpg_goldeyes #LetsGoGoldeyes
Don Sanders @DonSanders4
88 Followers 204 Following
🇨🇦 Mary @Mary_Newfygal
396 Followers 726 Following Things…… Like a walk in the park. Things…….Like a kiss in the dark. Things……..
Paper Plate Face @PaperPlateFace2
930 Followers 1K Following I see the world from a non standard perspective. I don't draft tweets, And I fell in love with you from your Avi and a couple of tweets.
Captain Jeff @TeamHowe05
12K Followers 13K Following Loves Seahawks, comics, Harley Quinn, Red Sonja, Deadpool, Vampirella, Star Wars, Attack on Titan, action figures, tacos, coffee, peanut butter, & Spanish moss
LaKidRed1970 (Solway .. @LaKidRed1970
2K Followers 5K Following Strength at times can be nothing more than how well your able to hide the pain....
Todd 🦃❄️ @ripcord808
1K Followers 2K Following Outdoors, boatnerd, weather geek, pro-LEOs, Skywarn spotter, political junkie, and nerd banker. Go Twins! K0BNK @spotternetwork member @CoCoRaHS @SVSkywarn
MMegan @MMegan79
1K Followers 2K Following 🤷♀️Single mom 😘👮🏻LEO supporter 😘👮♀️pro gay 🏳️🌈 pro gun 🔫 & PRO CHOICE 🤱😷💉 I ❤️bomb pops & margaritas🍸 ESTP 😜😘🤠
Cyrano Knows Things @Cyranos_Nose
386 Followers 468 Following Forget Batman. What would Betty do? #WWBD
Dan @DirstDiggler
5K Followers 5K Following This is not a dress rehearsal so try to live, love, laugh and be kind. Music is therapeutic. And I fear nothing, but fear itself kinda thing, so ya.
Kat 🐾 @Lil_ol_kat
7K Followers 4K Following Trust me, I’m not worth the effort that you think I am. https://t.co/UV8t1Xu41V. https://t.co/hYnWiAHymw
toastymoe™ @toastymoe
5K Followers 4K Following I'm always disappointed when pretty girls don't have nice feet. Socially Awkward. *18+ only* Single dad of 2, grandpa of 1.
🆂🅲🅾🆃🆃 @scot4bz
5K Followers 4K Following Goes to 11. Looking through a glass onion. All thoughts aren’t really well thought out. https://t.co/Xy563aAIlu
Brujo☠️Loco🖤Mi.. @patnspankme
52K Followers 44K Following NHRA drag racing fan, darts, sun. I RT and follow. AVI is me. Xsh Ily. Tun Uw
M@ @runningman20
7K Followers 7K Following I like sleeping and food. Cargo short aficionado. Detroit sports fan. Motorboater https://t.co/BSU8EqwJbx
🏴☠️ How YOU.. @jollyrobber
10K Followers 6K Following Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is. I ain't shit. Damaged goods. @cinnabon is my TC
Clark 💯% DGAF ® @clark_gasm
10K Followers 8K Following Don’t tell anyone but I’m a Ninja. Hashtag host for @WhoopiesMind. RTs are obviously endorsements unless I mock them. @GhostlyClark & @clark_gasm_ 👻
aussie mike 🇦🇺 @mikeate008
8K Followers 6K Following Coffee, music, dancing, whiskey with a splash of sarcasm
GhostAlixx @GhostAlixx
99 Followers 110 Following This my emergency ghost account, should the worst ever happen.
Small Acct Contest @WeLuvSmallAccts
1K Followers 2K Following Join our contest where we find, trophy, and retweet amazing Twitter accounts with under 2K followers! Hosted by @love_bug1016 and @TwinSurvivalist
KᗩᑕƳ 🍁🦋�.. @jacyandle
5K Followers 4K Following ~𝔇𝔦𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔱 𝔯𝔬𝔞𝔡𝔰 𝔬𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔫 𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔣𝔲𝔩 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰!~
Johnny Canuck® @MolotovJohnny
14K Followers 11K Following
Michelle ❤️'s the.. @MissA_Jetsfan
2K Followers 2K Following Just a Princess Consuela Banana Hammock looking for her Crap Bag. I love my friends, family, cats, hockey, and of course the show friends 😁 #GoJetsGo
Honey Boob Boob 🇨�.. @HoneyBaaBaa
6K Followers 3K Following I'm flirty, bitchy, snarky & smart assy. Judge me if you want; I'll judge you right back. I love my boobs. https://t.co/Cj11pCDzu7
@caseydanielee Awesome. When my 14 month old son was in hospital with meningitis, his nurse used to ask me to run down to the cafe to get her a coffee. She knew I wouldn’t leave for myself but I’d go to help her. And she knew I needed to go for a walk sometimes. I’ll never forget her.
I want people to understand how impressive this is. Those are 10-0 nylon sutures closing an irregular corneal laceration. The cornea is ~550 microns thick. That is precise work. Vision saved. Well done!
👁️ Corneal sutures in ocular penetrating wound 👁️
that he was only kidding. I left the room and brought back one grape popsicle and two orange popsicles. This dad's face LIT UP and he thanked me with the biggest smile. Working in peds, parents are your patients too and they absolutely deserve compassion and popsicles.
ANGRY AND SICK OVER THIS!! Rest easy hero. We've got the watch..🙏🙏🔵🔵⚫️⚫️🔵🔵
RIP. New York Police Officer Jonathan Diller was murdered when he was shot and killed by a violent career criminal during a traffic stop. Officers Diller is survived by his wife and small child. STOP SHOOTING MY POLICE OFFICERS! #rip #hero #murdered #PoliceOfficerJonathanDiller
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary It was more like 12 or 13 years ago but this is my second account so that’s neat
Tomorrow is Day #1 of my 5th academy mentoring!!! New Commander as well…. Let’s see how this goes!! 👮🏻♂️💙
@milkeggsbread Wow, bro- so, now unverified account tweets are ads.... every time I chance a visit to this platform, I am met with immediate reminders why I don't.. <snags your bag of Tostitos and disappears>
Having someone tell me “you did good kid, I’m proud of you” just hits different as an adult
My kiddo started her CNA position with the county school system yesterday. This is her badge reel I made for her. The cow gets abducted when she lets go of her badge lol
Really wish this wasn’t $30
@DreadPirateRon I remember these days well. The average person that sees someone in uniform sitting at lunch and maybe being a bit unapproachable at times has no idea what we may have just witnessed or been part of.
I value my child’s life more than my own. So, while I fear what a man could do to me, I am TERRIFIED of what a man could do to my child. I would absolutely go to jail if a man ever hurt my child. And smile in my mugshot.
She’s all grown up! 🥲🥹
@Cekretlyyours Both of Austin and Brennan needed serious ass chewing lecture about emotional abuse from the professionals…. They have cameras in the apartments, and had to know how awful and manipulative they were being to the women!! 😡
@SoShaydee Roll Emily’s diary cams on the reunion show
I always sound so shitty and annoyed on the radio 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️ I assure you I’m not!! It’s just how I sound. Call it my resting bitch voice 😂
Luckily I have a good principal who saw that I wasn't okay and then sat with me to plan how I can get myself feeling caught up on paid time.
My roommate's cat is pissed that we installed cabinet locks and now he can't get into the cabinets on his own.
Trends for United States
You might like
![Grab life by the grips and twist the hell outta the right one! [Ut Alii Vivere]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/917492506870407168/2Zx3XwXV.jpg)
