KᗩᑕƳ 🍁🦋🍁 @jacyandle
~𝔇𝔦𝔣𝔣𝔦𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔱 𝔯𝔬𝔞𝔡𝔰 𝔬𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔫 𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔣𝔲𝔩 𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰!~ twitter.com/search/from:ja… Beautiful Canada 🇨🇦 Joined July 2010-
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Unpopular opinion: Twitter friends can be real friends. Fight me.
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If wives tweeted about their husbands with just their age like they do with their kids: “so apparently 43 decided that today was asshole day again, that’s seventeen years in a row now.”
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Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they like Peeps.
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Oh good, the mortgage payment came out. Me, on the 1st of every month for the last 16 years.
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The person that cuddles you so hard and close your souls touch. That kind of love.
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You only get so many chances to say the I love you's ... use them all
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My kids want to leave out carrots for the Easter bunny, but I'm going to talk them into a nice rosé instead
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You eat Cadbury eggs. I eat Reese’s eggs. We are definitely not the same.
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Are you guys still eating soap
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You're never too much for the right people
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Don't forget to be an unoriginal piece of shit today.
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Don't forget to tell your family that ham is the closest thing to human meat this holiday.
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The thing about time is that I don’t have any.
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I think I still want a boyfriend but one that's gone 80% of the time.
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Whoever said 'there's no rest for the wicked' was lying. We love sleep.
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me: just the tip, ok?? him:
tazz @noneofyours99
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𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 �.. @littlegiinge
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ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T .. @smileitsfree44
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h e n r y a b u y a @henriabuya
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𝙀 @JustLookin000
18K Followers 6K Following 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝙸 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚃𝙻, 𝙰𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝙸'𝚖 𝚗𝚘𝚝..
{pure heartstring} @pureheartstring
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🐼☕️ @ring3nt
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This dude comes and visits me every morning
@jacyandle Happy Birthday 🎂🥳✌️ ❤️
Having your phone on do not disturb is self care.
Right ….. and he’s quite messy to be quite frank. Who the fuck cleans up his mess?? You know it’s not him 🤣
Lawnmowers should explode if they’re started before 10am.
This morning's weather and road report for this windy and snowy day. Roads are wet/icy with high winds gusts and blowing snow on the north end of Calgary and Airdrie and into central Alberta. Drive with caution as road conditions are changing quickly. #abstorm #ShareYourWeather
Ok guys Let’s hear it 😏 I’ll go first ……. Uranus
How old does a kid have to be before you can call him an ass hole? Please say 8.
I should have dedicated myself to lifelong learning as an adolescent. This catching up in middle age is hurting my brain.
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The person that cuddles you so hard and close your souls touch. That kind of love.
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