Det. Paul Drake - Lawyer/Anti-Hero @DetPaulDrake
Never Complain. Never Explain. Western Hemisphere Joined July 2018-
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Joe Buck: Is Tom Brady going here, to another team, the beach? Gisele: He sure as fuck ain't coming home.
Thank God, this kid made the Extra Point. On the other hand, I would be in SF next week kicking for the Cowboys.
It's me.
Be right back, warming up my kicking leg and sending video to Dallas.
Hi... I'm right here in the pool.
383 Feet to Right... Triples and Inside the park home runs all day...
Actual playground, 1912. Back then the adults weeded out the weaker kids who didn’t show World War-winning ability.
Happy MLKJr. Day to those who will take his words out of context to advance their own Business and Political Agendas. #HeDidntSayThat
"Situationships truly wreck you in this city." "I know, that’s why you have to kill the hope and admit there’s no future especially with a traveling consultant."
MILF, GILF, GGILF, whatever...
This is one of my favorite videos. It shows that one need not raise his/her voice to persuade.
This is one of my favorite videos. It shows that one need not raise his/her voice to persuade.
He's not Batman... I am.
What almost every woman who has ever met me thinks…
What almost every woman who has ever met me thinks…
I love getting random compliments.... Oh, wait, he's not talking about me?
I love getting random compliments.... Oh, wait, he's not talking about me?
Talk less, smile more
#MILFManor I cannot imagine my ex and my oldest being on a show like this. She would totally fuck up any option he had with any of the women. She's a MILF. Seriously Hot AF. Also, Annoying AF, so she would fuck up any option she had with any of the dudes. (Sorry)
The @HeGetsUs ads are absolutely genius. Every single one impresses me more than the last. Not here to argue religion... I just want to pay a compliment.
Pros of Dating Me: Good Meals. Nice Hotels. Cons of Dating Me: Literally everything else.
Buckeye @BuckeyeStateCop
4K Followers 2K Following Running on coffee and donuts. Passion for food, sports, and travel. An attempted intellectual. Detroit Urban Survival Training graduate. Cheese connoisseur.Rookie City Det. Serg.. @RookieCityCop
14K Followers 1K Following Forever a Rookie. Detective Sergeant working towards a better world. Millennial. Iraq War Vet. Poker Player. Cancer Survivor. Trauma Survivor. #ShibaInuTheGayDispatcher🏳�.. @GayDispatcher
12K Followers 2K Following 911 dispatcher. Voice of #ShitTGDSays. Pro-Police. Aviation nerd. King of typos #TeamGay #IAm911 #GoCubs #NotFamous Views are my own & don’t reflect my employerApril @moonskye3
1K Followers 453 Following Moved back to Michigan from Minnesota instead of somewhere warm. The family better appreciate this.DispatchMess @DispatchMess
2K Followers 684 Following 911 Dispatcher, CIT and Hostage Negotiator. Yes my boss knows about my Twitter. No they don't care. 🚨🚁🚓🚑🚒🚨Bogtrotter @OneTimeinSoCal
3K Followers 2K Following Retired Cop from the 👈 Coast 🚔. Red Sox. NASCAR. Army. Patriot. ☝️A. ✌️A. Happily Married. Here for laughs and new beer drinking buddies 🍺Taser Kid @AlwaysARookie
2K Followers 164 FollowingMidwestFiveOh @midwestfiveoh
1K Followers 280 Following Female Cop and Firefighter 👮🏼♀️👩🏼🚒 all thoughts are my ownSgt Ed, Mayberry Midn.. @sgted99
2K Followers 1K Following Midnight Patrol Supervisor in a small town. USAF SP K9 Vet. Beer nerd. The best music was made between 79-89! I like your dog! 50% LE stuff, 50% Faryn pics.Beach City Cop @VBStrong_67
4K Followers 3K Following Father, Marine Corps vet, cop in a city by a beach. Opinions are mine and my own. #TeamIronWill - Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellumcarly 🌻 @ckk230
739 Followers 406 Following 🚶🏼♀️just for fun ✨ girl without a tribe 🤘🏼 - five oh. 🚓JaneDoughnut @doughnut_jane
2K Followers 908 Following Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world.County Dispatch @County_Dispatch
826 Followers 364 Following 911 dispatcher with a caffeine problem. #IAm911 #TeamThirdShiftMomma Rook. @Old_Rookie_
3K Followers 501 Following The patrol car chronicles of an ancient already salty rookie that turned into an FTO and squad leader. I’m classy, sassy and highly smartassy.Bryan @BC5oh
4K Followers 1K Following Constantly striving to improve my father, husband, brother skills. Playing with Wood & Leather and investing in real estate. Former policeman turned quitterAdam Plantinga @AdamPlantinga
4K Followers 371 Following Police Sgt. Author of 400 Things Cops Know and Police Craft. USA Today bestselling The Ascent out from @GrandCentralPub, optioned by Universal for television.Sfcitygirl22 @SFcitygirl22
599 Followers 479 Following Good hair days are the best days. Lover of beer, pizza, and baseball. Collector of good shoes 👠 Not a morning person. What’s your emergency? 📞🚓🚒P.O. Potatoes @PO_Potatoes
13K Followers 704 Following Former Chicago cop, now I fight crime elsewhere | Looking for new perspective | Just here to give perspective and build bridges | R/Ts are not endorsementsMatt @mgshilling
2K Followers 2K Following Loves to hang out with friends and family. I make it awkward. All my opinions are my own or I stole them from you. Is @Nurse5103 's husband.John C. Benson @N1FLO
114 Followers 542 Following Ham Radio Operator, Nascar Fan, been caught hanging around behind the counter of a McDonald's Restaurant once or twice.Alicia Kay @Aliciakayyyy
35 Followers 149 Following Apparently I “broke the rules” 🙄 Boy mom. German Shepherd Mom. Hockey. Halloween.🇺🇸April 💞 @KmmPrivate56533
240 Followers 5K Following that one blonde you LL never forget 😘❤️more of me(free)👇Captain Mike Bornman @LASDCaptainMike
1K Followers 3K Following Captain LA County Sheriffs Department (retired). Believer in Truth and Common Sense. Opinions are my own.Lavinia Lengele @LRLasagna
12 Followers 107 Following Dispatcher * LEO * Mom of 5 * DV survivor Accomplishing the impossible one day at a time.Anthony NP, EMTP 👮.. @anthonybaca45
489 Followers 1K Following Nurse Prac / Paramedic, former LEO. Student of Airway, Resus, human and team performance. Bitter Sarcasm. 👮♂️ B4 Tazers 🚑 since EOAs, RN B4 💻 chartsHenry morgenthon @Henrymorgentho
676 Followers 6K Following independent contractor, music lover and philanthropist🌎 The Teaches of B.. @sparkletights
582 Followers 921 Following 🌈🇺🇦 INTEGRITY IS YOUR BACKBONE! Be a good person- it’s better than being exposed as fraudulent shit⏳VOTE 💙 in a 🟣 state #ceasefire ☮️🧠📝🐈⬛🌿✈️🇮🇸🪷🎵Beverly Button @bbutton2010
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459 Followers 2K Following “So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.” ― F. Scott FitzgeraldElijah North @ElijahNort22197
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44 Followers 383 Following Friend of the Squad, #uglydog, just here for the dogs, cats and to learn.That Reporter KJ @KJMushung
1K Followers 5K Following Advocate. Logic with justifiable outrage. Politically neutral until 2016. Retweets/Likes/Follows ≠ agreement nor suggest exhaustive research on the tweeter.Beachgirl 🇮🇱�.. @av4fun
219 Followers 403 Following Student pilot, AV geek, wellness warrior, beach/ocean crazy (alternate account for Beachmama, went to twitmo for pizza, this is back up)SaltyCop @SaltyCopper
9 Followers 43 Following Former Salty Lieutenant. I’m back bitches. Let’s get this party started. Again.JH (Jim Harbaugh) @writeclimbrun
49K Followers 54K Following writer. fae legal scholar. aphantasiac.SGB Law @SGB_LawTX
613 Followers 1K Following Shailey Gupta-Brietzke, Former Associate Judge, Family Law Attorney and owner of family law firm in greater Houston. Nothing posted is legal adviceSheSaysBadWords @SheSaysBadWords
458 Followers 585 Following I’ll give your kids coffee and teach them new words.Ricardo ShillyShally @TXFunGuy6
3K Followers 4K Following Yeah, we’re definitely outside the box now, huh? 👀 You always have to know if the juice is worth the squeeze 🍊 It’s like a gift. It’s like I can’t control it.Landen @landenlogan_
207 Followers 387 FollowingJill @Jillniki
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383 Followers 883 Following Attorney, author, blogger, cross-trainer, and healthy eater.Maureen Reichel @ReichelMau42505
356 Followers 2K FollowingKristen Hall @Sportsfan6609
449 Followers 2K Following Lover of sports, sunsets, traveling, concerts, animals, and spontaneous adventures 💙Rosie by Another Name @another_rosie
673 Followers 2K Following Recovering lawyer | Don't hug me, I bite | I troll anti-vaxxers, bigots & convoy chudsRoman Acleaf @RomanAcleaf
773 Followers 544 Following Control Your Outcome. Author of #TheTundraDiary. Cajun #BreauxLynne Pelser @LynnePelser
327 Followers 359 Following A little bit of this and a little bit of that: voice over talent, closet comedienne, radio co-host, traffic gal, news reader, news reporter and writerThe Everyday Quote_ @EverydayQuote_7
1K Followers 4K Following I provide meaningful words that lift your spirits. Share your experience with others. Embrace positivity and enlightenment with my daily dose of wisdom. 📖📚Kyle Robisch @FloridaManEsq_
2K Followers 1K Following Partner @latitude_legal | flex legal talent | ex @bradleylegal & @venablellp | @vanderbiltlaw and @UF grad | "A man of taste" -@robertfreundlawJessie Bahrey🌻🇨.. @JessieBahrey
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372 Followers 814 Following 🚑 Captain/Paramedic in NW Ohio (but Cincy at ❤️), occasional firefighter, former 911 dispatcher, @miamiuniversity alum, all around good guy. Views my own.Snickerdoddles @Snickerdoddles2
2K Followers 2K Following Former Sheriff’s Deputy and support LEO’s. Here to stay in contact with a few friends. Formerly @Daylate10. I speak fluent sarcasm…fib a little 😂RAE.IV @RAEIV
493 Followers 3K Following accountant, law student (@udaytonlaw), avid SFF reader, GS Warriors, PLL Redwoods and NLL Panthers fan, WH40k novice, @westerncolou and @syracuseu alumHeather @HeatheryWeather
34 Followers 163 Following Forza 5 is my jam..911 is my day job..I sometimes bake sh*t 😊 #dogmom #iam911— Mikey — @vancitymichael
298 Followers 783 Following "We cannot live better than in seeking to become better." - Socrates # no lists pleaseho bag not from phill.. @iamjessnellaa
12K Followers 3K Following Army veteran. Cold brew connoisseur. Lukewarm sports takes. Philadelphia Eagles. Fightin Phils. #FlyEaglesFlyJellyofJessEsquiress @YuhNVious
772 Followers 741 Following *Esquire Rank Unlocked* 1stGen ESQ.JD.Librainy Lady Lawyer.Beach Babe.UCF Ad/PR.Books.Cereal Killer.Ex-LEO.Gamer.Horses.Libra.Otaku🇯🇲 Retweets≠EndorsementsJayHawkbyinjection @tiredofitall48
418 Followers 659 Following I’m me but better now that I’m retired. Former airline employee, I love gin, trying very hard to still love Chicago. I made it to NOLA.Emerging Digital Conc.. @edcngcadx
383 Followers 3K Following In business for over 22 years, Emerging Digital Concepts (EDC) designed, developed, and delivered 1st of kind functional CAD to CAD Interoperability.Tom @midwaytom773
58 Followers 465 Following There's right, wrong and then what's necessary for the greater good! Retired Cook County Sheriff's InvestigatorDee @tweedledee2525
72 Followers 251 FollowingChevron Moot (2L) @ConMoot
936 Followers 2K Following A non-trad 2L trying to find a home in law. Currently a CIO with no idea on law focus. Always looking for help! he/him @AkronLaw https://t.co/8dIJRuUSLN on BlueSkyApril @moonskye3
1K Followers 453 Following Moved back to Michigan from Minnesota instead of somewhere warm. The family better appreciate this.DispatchMess @DispatchMess
2K Followers 684 Following 911 Dispatcher, CIT and Hostage Negotiator. Yes my boss knows about my Twitter. No they don't care. 🚨🚁🚓🚑🚒🚨Sgt Ed, Mayberry Midn.. @sgted99
2K Followers 1K Following Midnight Patrol Supervisor in a small town. USAF SP K9 Vet. Beer nerd. The best music was made between 79-89! I like your dog! 50% LE stuff, 50% Faryn pics.Beach City Cop @VBStrong_67
4K Followers 3K Following Father, Marine Corps vet, cop in a city by a beach. Opinions are mine and my own. #TeamIronWill - Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellumcarly 🌻 @ckk230
739 Followers 406 Following 🚶🏼♀️just for fun ✨ girl without a tribe 🤘🏼 - five oh. 🚓JaneDoughnut @doughnut_jane
2K Followers 908 Following Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world.Momma Rook. @Old_Rookie_
3K Followers 501 Following The patrol car chronicles of an ancient already salty rookie that turned into an FTO and squad leader. I’m classy, sassy and highly smartassy.Sfcitygirl22 @SFcitygirl22
599 Followers 479 Following Good hair days are the best days. Lover of beer, pizza, and baseball. Collector of good shoes 👠 Not a morning person. What’s your emergency? 📞🚓🚒Matt @mgshilling
2K Followers 2K Following Loves to hang out with friends and family. I make it awkward. All my opinions are my own or I stole them from you. Is @Nurse5103 's husband.dispatch.grasping.at... @AtSanity
989 Followers 892 Following Police Dispatcher. All tweets are my own opinion.chronically exhausted.. @backwoodbartndr
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864 Followers 383 Following Hateful, but in a nice way, ya know? Handling your emergencies, “emergencies” and bullshit on the daily.Bike Cop @jUsT_A_bIkE_cOp
3K Followers 456 Following LEO at a larger metropolitan agency. Technically a professional cyclist. Tweets are my own & are not representative of my employer. Do you even IPMBA bro?AJ 🍗 @Ayyy_Jayy17
267 Followers 86 Following Former midwest cop. Mississippi River rat. Hobby hog farmer. Ohio isn’t real.rusti @rustilyn
2K Followers 2K Following Chief Dep's wife, mommaX3 ♡ Graphic Designer, Lover of family, friends, fitness, outdoors, books & art #Spartan #heartmom #fitchick #sportsmom #huntingfamLacy @xLittleLacyx
703 Followers 804 Following The spirit of a cranky old man. Get off my lawn. Moonlights as an ethereal being.justme_DuIci @FrozenTrekkie
216 Followers 316 FollowingJill @Jillniki
4K Followers 3K Following Nurse. 2L at UIC Law. Mini schnauzer mom. I always need wine and goldfish. I endorse daily donut 🍩 consumption. #Chicagogirl #bekindjudgesandman27 @gsandman62
1K Followers 3K Following Fla. Circuit Court Judge, 5th Cir. Civil and Felony Drug Court dockets. Double Gator. Frustrated United Methodist. Cooking is my zen. Thoughts about adoption.Chowdah Hill @ChowdahHill
68K Followers 195 Following Proud Captain of the best damn ship in the Navy, @TheCVN69. All views presented are mine and do not represent DoD/DoN. Follows/RTs/links ≠ DoD/DoN endorsement.A. Mando Schneides, T.. @AdamSchEsquire
3K Followers 5K Following Diaries of a 7 year attorney. Estates, Trusts, Probate/Litigation. Western PA Native now a San Diegan. "Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected."VintageGirl2022 @vintagegirl1963
1K Followers 1K Following AFIB Warrior. Retired Reserve. 💙🖤❤️🩹 Happily married. DMs for established friends only.SimplyNess @SimplyNess79
2K Followers 5K Following SWFL native from a small FL town. I liberally block extreme left and right accounts. Don’t care to engage with either.Miss Paralegal @miss_paralegal
32 Followers 399 Following "Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin FranklinCharles Bukowski | Po.. @Bukowskiquot
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498K Followers 313 Following The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.Lisa P. @MerakiBella
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1K Followers 254 Following Shootin' whiskey singing sweet child of minetiffany @8433any
2K Followers 3K Following Trial Attorney | Fluff Owner | UCF Alumna ⚔️ Football, Current Events, and Other Nonsense.Corporate Counsel @CorpCounsel
30K Followers 181 Following Content that focuses on the in-house legal department and the evolving role of a GC as a leader and an advisor. Corporate Counsel is an @ALMGlobal_ publication.Renra McGrenra @RenRa87
288 Followers 359 Following 30 something years on this planet and still haven’t figured out how many licks til the center of a tootsie pop. 😂 https://t.co/8uuvbOpDvuVery Bitey Di | Slava.. @LoneStarDi
553 Followers 775 Following All shiny and chrome. I like big dogs. German Shepherds, mostly. Also fossils, rocks, plants, hiking, camping, and the truth. I live by Humata, Hukhta, HvarshtaBrandi @tizoca
51 Followers 1K Following Wrangler of Lawyers. Black unicorn in the field that chose me. General misanthrope. PTSI advocate.Canadian Girl @Justhangingou17
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3K Followers 5K Following Army and Navy disabled Veteran. No political BS please. Still loving life! #RollTide! I’m the one in the middleCinners @Cinners61
515 Followers 2K Following Read my tweets at your own risk some may cause choking on drinks or fits of laughter and definitely questionable thoughts.Amy Lou✌ @pinkpoppy718
339 Followers 288 Following Here for the humor, camaraderie & dogs. Please adopt/don't shop. I back the blue. Paralegal in a former life. NO POLITICS PLEASE!🐳 Air 🐳 @TwittleAir
1K Followers 1K Following "Alone, not lonely. In solitude I find my symphony." 🎻 Lover of 🐳🐋🏔️🌄🗻Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
1.8M Followers 1K Following The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour [email protected]OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical
931K Followers 800 Following OSINT guy, PAI enjoyer, journalist @hntrbrkmedia, my views/freezing cold takes are my own. Standard spiel about not endorsing retweets, likes, and comments.Caledonia @lovecaledonia22
27 Followers 67 Following Dreamer and a traveler looking for her place in this world. She/HerSteve Vladeck @steve_vladeck
217K Followers 3K Following @ksvesq’s husband; father of daughters; C.A. Wright Chair in Federal Courts @UTexasLaw; #SCOTUS nerd @CNN; NYT bestseller: https://t.co/FmqTSPSMH3; #LGMHolly Lake 🇺🇦�.. @_HollyLake
2K Followers 4K Following Editor-in-Chief @CBAnatmag ⚖️ Journalist. Lawyer (non-practicing). Coastal soul ⚓️ Love a good story & a good laugh. 🇨🇦Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas
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176 Followers 525 Following Now: Police / Fire dispatcher Then: FF/ Paramedic. Before, in DC: Radio Producer, Program Director, Voice TalentBeen in this game too.. @maddogkujo
563 Followers 562 Following Fire Apparatus and Aviation Photographer, San Diego native, and expert at telling people where to go. Expressions, thoughts, and opinions are mine alone.ROSEMARY @flabrowneyes
274 Followers 579 Following Tomorrow is not guaranteed, if you love them, tell them every chance you get. #godblessallLEOBrian Heaton @geekdownrange
423 Followers 629 Following Wrangler of bytes and RF. (Network engineer) Enjoys wood projects and working on old vehicles. Opinions are my own and do not reflect those of my employer."Outer Range". I'm having a good chuckle about this right now.
Not showing up for Sunday dinner.
What's the one Italian household rule you could never break growing up?
I concur. 😁
We can put a man on the moon but have difficulty in developing a decongestant that unblocks both nostrils in one dose. 🤧
Did I just submit something in which I have no idea if any of it was correct? Yes, yes I did.
A damn good dog, and a damn good lawyer. Bring tissues.
My productivity is just nil today. Tempted to work on like fact sections of the couple briefs I have coming up just so I feel like I accomplished *something* despite my nagging headache. Sometimes #teenylaw just means taking it easy until you feel better.
I cannot wrap my head around people saying "it's not sexual but they should have had a woman in there". If there isn't an issue with it being sexual why do you need a woman in there then? Fucking hell.
One of my coworkers was told she didn’t have enough experience for a new position they opened at work but then they hired someone for it that started 3 months AFTER that same girl. Oof.
@abschmutz I thought Ralph was King 🤷🏼♂️
Found this pic of me and Grandpa a couple years ago. 💚
10 years since my Grandpa passed away. I miss him all the time. I wish he could see where I am and all that my life has become. But I’m so grateful that he gave me his name and taught me to never take myself too seriously. Love you always, Grandpa. See you soon.
@ItsMattsLaw Counter party proposes a “that’s what she said” clause
Without downloading anything new, what’s it like dating you?
@DetPaulDrake @buzzsawsmom "That was my skull" was part of many conversations that year.
BTW, I know this may make some of you unfollow me, and that's fine, feel free to go quietly. Don't bother arguing with me thinking you'll change my mind, I promise you won't. 9/end