Chicago Guy Problems @ChicagoGuyProbs
Daily adventures of a Southerner-turned-Chicagoan. Chicago, IL Joined November 2019-
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due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late
Sorry I missed your call I was waiting for my phone to stop ringing
when something extremely minor inconveniences me
me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there
googling the stages of grief trying to see if i can get them finished in 10 min tops
“can you explain this gap on ur resume” it was then that Jesus carried me
“Lol everyone on Twitter says they have ADHD” Gosh I wonder why people with ADHD might be overrepresented on the dopamine slot machine website
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If you gave me the choice of having a million dollars instantly deposited into my account or firing Rob Manfred directly into the sun, I’d make two phone calls, one to my wife apologizing and the second to Rob letting him know he better pick up a water bottle and some SPF 50
If you gave me the choice of having a million dollars instantly deposited into my account or firing Rob Manfred directly into the sun, I’d make two phone calls, one to my wife apologizing and the second to Rob letting him know he better pick up a water bottle and some SPF 50
you really never know what someone is going through. except for me because i keep tweeting about it but yeah most people you don’t know
Southwest’s emails: want to get away for $49? 😃 Southwest search results: that’ll be $691 big dog
Checking in on the amount of alcohol I plan to consume today
Free personal rule: do not ever randomly call me. I will not answer. Text me like a normal person.
girls be like “i’m fine” then go make a sad playlist to listen to and become ever sadder
person: your body is a temple me: no mine is a raising cane’s
once I stop people-pleasing it's over for you bitches if that's ok with you, no worries if not!
in awe of myself for how quickly i can go from “i need to make better choices” to accidentally ordering $23 of taco bell. way to keep em guessing king
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If hotels just added basic kitchens Airbnb would be out of business
am i the only one who completely lost interest in airbnb? especially now with a kid. for a similar price? give me a 4+ star hotel with a reception and a bunch of services and amenities.
Aaron Rodgers texted Jordan Love on Sunday morning The message? "Go beat the Bears."
me when my shirt accidentally broke on my first date with my ex boyfriend
I love when I save myself a few hundred dollars by just closing the tab on my full shopping cart
tradwife content is also porn hope this helps
Might wine chug naked that’s how pumped I am
i mean I couldn’t have said it better myself 😗
I need my clit licked, my titties sucked, my ear licked, my ass rubbed and bit and my vagina walls meat to meat with something THICK.
Man with a mustache that loves my boobs>>>>>>
I’m not an emotional person and it’s rare if I cry but for the first time ever I cried over a gift in front of my whole family. Although they all took pics of me while they laughed, I’m feeling grateful as fuck. Much love everyone 🩵
merry christmas everyone! if you’re finding it hard to believe in santa this year just remember matt lafleur still believes in joe barry.
*my dad saying a very holy and appropriate grace over our Christmas dinner* *me off seven mimosas and three shots* “And god bless the Las Vegas Fucking Raiders”
It's great that Joe Douglas put together a team in NY that is much more talented than anything GB ever put around Rodgers. They are a talented team that does not need Rodgers to carry them. Pretty remarkable!
Since this came out: Acuña (9 games) - .350/.372/.750 (1.122 OPS) with two doubles, one triple, four homers, seven RBI and four stolen bases. Betts (11 games) - .279/.392/.349 (.741 OPS) with three doubles and three RBI.
Column: The race is over, the Dodgers’ Mookie Betts should be National League MVP latimes.com/sports/dodgers…
Atlanta's hottest club is the 40/70. After strapping on Venezuelan-themed elbow guards, many gold chains, and a #13 jersey you will greeted by Alfonso Soriano, who will open the door but not follow you in. (1/2)
The new CEO of Starbucks insisted on starting as a barista for 6 months He called together his inherited management team for an offsite None knew how to make an espresso
Last point Acuña has reached all his historical milestones on the road. The first 30/60 was done in LA and his 40th HR happened in DC. The Braves finally had a chance to honor one of his historic milestones with 40/70 and they’re in wrong!? Cause your team didn’t handle biz?! LOL
And finally Acuña reached a milestone last night of 40/70!! Context he reached 40SBs earlier this season however he did not have 40HRs at the time so there was no collection of the base. At the time of his 40th he had 68 bases so obviously there was no chance to collect his bag!
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