✨GoldenAss✨ @DatGoldenAss
just here for the lols Joined March 2013-
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ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract. EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: hell yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks
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Weird how trump has spent more time complaining about an escalator than being shot.
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to my friend, tylenol. rest now, brother. we have the watch. and i'll see you in valhalla
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Euthanizing my stupid chud son for the love of the game
Euthanizing my stupid chud son for the love of the game
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Every motherfucking thing this gentleman said. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇
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Here comes the empathy talk from the people that never have empathy otherwise 😪
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That means 6 more weeks of 9/11
That means 6 more weeks of 9/11
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Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it
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We were closer than ever to curing cancer and now everyone’s gonna end up with some shit called Cobbler’s Rot that no one’s had since the Habsburgs
We were closer than ever to curing cancer and now everyone’s gonna end up with some shit called Cobbler’s Rot that no one’s had since the Habsburgs
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ive never seen this show but is the entire show just everyone trying to get this guy to end his life?
ive never seen this show but is the entire show just everyone trying to get this guy to end his life?
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I don't like that the president said, “A lot of people are saying maybe we’d like a dictator.” I think it's bad that he said that.
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“That was for soliciting? You almost got yourself killed.” 😂😂
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This is some shit that would happen in The Office 😭
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My god you worthless Republican Congress members. He is grifting in plain sight. He is selling sponsorships of White House events. He seized the Kennedy Center. He is selling federal buildings. He is attacking institutions. He is defying court orders. He manipulated the market.…
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Can we start doing this at anime conventions
Can we start doing this at anime conventions
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