Mologna @DelectablMelonE
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New one in the series just dropped
No sadder relationship dynamic than my baby (absolutely obsessed with my 3yo) and my 3yo (continually tells us to throw her in the garbage)
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel weirdly betrayed that the Iowa State Fair butter cow turns out to be a mesh sculpture covered in slabs of butter instead of a cow entirely made of butter.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel weirdly betrayed that the Iowa State Fair butter cow turns out to be a mesh sculpture covered in slabs of butter instead of a cow entirely made of butter.
It's 45 years since the best ever account of an attempted crime. From the Edinburgh Evening News, 18 August 1978.
I am no longer PANICKING at the DISCO I am SCREAMING inside a dimly lit JOANNE FABRICS
Physicist (derogatory)
my job is just...error
Found a kindred spirit at #icml2023 #feelthelearn
Today might have seen the biggest physics discovery of my lifetime. I don't think people fully grasp the implications of an ambient temperature / pressure superconductor. Here's how it could totally change our lives.
Imagine dinosaurs posing with an asteroid
How the rest of the country sees the Midwest
This Barbie is quitting their PhD to open a bakery.
When physicists say their toy model captures the essential features of a real world phenomenon
Cinema peaked in the 2009 movie “Knowing”, when Nicholas Cage flashed an MIT badge that simply read “Academic.”
i bring a sort of "i don't know what's going on" kind of vibe to studying physics
I just told my husband in a VERY DISTRESSED tone that I stepped on a slug on my way back inside and I was barefoot and traumatized and he said to me “RODRIGO??? DID YOU STEP ON RODRIGO?”
It's not a coup unless it's from the Coup d'Ètat region of France, otherwise it's sparkling rebellion
A great work from home tip is you should wear work clothes, not pyjamas to put you in a working mindset. I like to take that one step further and wear my goblin outfit, paint myself green and then I imagine if I don't do my daily goblin tasks I'll be punished by the Goblin King
There's a new trend in China where people make and eat spiceless "white people lunch", as form of self torture. And their commentary has me crying 😭
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Midwest vs. Everybody @midwestern_ope
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THE NUMBERS, MAECYN. .. @Jk0_0pal
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276 Followers 985 Following murder.🩸she/her ✨ mostly video games. spooky all the time. talk nerdy to me. 😈
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it's not quantum mechanics unless it's from the quantum region of france otherwise it's just sparkling linear algebra
bastille was so right. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this..
this is the kind of energy I bring to any room i’m in
Meanwhile in Indiana
reading Infinite Jest in a coffee shop, chuckling regularly so they know I get all the jests
i’m glad we call it girl dinner now instead of it’s proper name of “if I have to cook something I will off myself but if I don’t eat, I’ll pass out so this will work”
having a baby looks really hard … if u always have baby in one hand and ur phone in the other …. where do u put ur ice coffee ? does baby hold it ? I doubt …
they’re making a Polly Pocket movie and for the promotion they should team up with some gummy candy company and put out Polly Pocket candies that look like their clothes. maybe sell them exclusively in theaters to get all the Polly Pocket clothes eaters in seats
you’re not gonna convince me that most people knew this…
autistic people will see a "honk if you like pizza" bumper sticker and think it means "if i like pizza, i should honk"
The feminine urge to make my living space look like I’m a witch in the woods
I’m gonna start the movie looking at my friends saying, “Oppenheimer???” And then I’ll finally say “I hardly know her” right as the bomb goes off 2.5 hours later
*Montreal* CASHIER: bonjour ME: oh! bonjour CASHIER: qu'est-ce que je peux t'offrir? ME: well it looks like the jig is up
as far as I'm concerned this was the last word on co-first author order discourse
Came upon this again in a CV and I'm not a fan: do indicate status as co-first author but don't change the order of authors to out yours first....
Do you think "Oppenheimer" is gonna have the part where he tried to kill his tutor at Cambridge with a literal poisoned apple and then, instead of being charged with actual attempted murder, he was placed under academic probation?
In France for work. Obviously I knew there would be lots of people with dogs. What I was not prepared for is that the dogs seem aware they are French
why does god give his toughest of integrals to his nincompoopiest of physicists?
Americans: I use miles and pounds Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk
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