Amy @bmyelizabeth
Always tired. Rarely tweets. When I do, it's probably not even that good. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ she/her pittsburgh Joined September 2012-
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Melanie, after successfully using my phone to contact and track the bus she left her phone on this morning:
I've stepped on so many 10/10 crunchy leaves these last few days it's been glorious
The time between cooling off at the end of summer but before it gets cold enough for all the mosquitoes to die is rude. I want to enjoy being outside in the lovely weather but I also already have ~20 mosquito bites and don't really want any more pls
Every few years or so I remember that Makutu's Island existed (exists still???) and if you grew up in Phoenix and didn't go here as a kid, you were missing out and I sincerely apologize
I worked from home yesterday, by which I mean I spent the afternoon baking ~75 mini cupcakes, figuring out how to do a meringue-based buttercream, and wrestling 3 piping bags into a fancy decorator tip I got to make colorful swirlies. My most productive day all week!
I think people who claim cats are better than dogs on the basis that picking up dog poop is gross/annoying are highly underestimating how disgusting the concept and reality of a litter box is
Absolutely ridiculous that dead people have more control over their bodies than living people with uteruses do in this country.
Me, sitting in my chair in the living room like a goblin, scrunched at a 45° angle so that the arm of the chair digs into my back and neither of my feet anywhere near the floor, trying to figure out why my back always hurts
Me: *clicks off therapy appointment call* *turns around to check on Bean* Bean:
1 Corinthians 15:4 "He was buried, and three days later he was raised to life, as the Scriptures say" 🙏
Jellybean finally figured out how to put his toys away in the basket! He put his favorite toy in there right after he finished eating dinner tonight! Only problem is that his favorite toy is his empty food bowl.... We're getting there...
Jellybean vs Frozen Fountain: Watching is highly encouraged and is likely to provide the viewer with at least a few drops of serotonin
Lillian @lillian_turner5
208 Followers 3K Following
𝐂𝐨𝐰 𝐄𝐧.. @cow_lover_11
1K Followers 3K Following 𝐎𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐨𝐰 𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬🐮 | 𝐃𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐬📸 | 𝐂𝐨𝐰 VIDEO🎥 ʙʀɪɴɢɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴡ🐄 ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛꜱ🤠 ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ🐮#cow #cowlover
neil 🇵🇭 @theyoungasia
323 Followers 634 Following he/they ~ Pitt Alum~ Jalen Hurts fan club president ~ aquarium enthusiast
Nicholas Hougland @NHougland
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Emily @embiermann
45 Followers 134 Following
Alan @AlanSandersonAZ
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sehnsucht experience @sehnsuchtexp
145 Followers 643 Following tell me your story in one tweet and I will write a poem for you. they/them
Cindy Schaible @05librarylady
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Ms. Wesling @MissWesling
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Travis BLM @TravisCourt
313 Followers 317 Following One time I got a 'sup nod from Mayor Peduto He/him
Andrew 🦇 @SufferingAndrew
30 Followers 187 Following That’s how it is on this bitch of an earth • he/him
Chuffed Monkous @ZestyGarcon
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Jenna Chaffeur - she .. @Geolojen
171 Followers 228 Following Geologist | Master's Candidate | Science Comm, Tectonic Geomorph, Geo Haz, Geo Politics, Geo Ed | Forever Student | All thoughts my own
Saúl @sAWWL_
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Gage @Gage98748512
396 Followers 4K Following cash app- $gagebrossa My mom named me Gage from Pet Cemetery👻 I speak ancient tongues in my sleep ♊ Insta: promkingkiller
Jill Verdi @swankybuckler
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Jessie Hartman @jesshartman_16
61 Followers 83 Following
michaela makes a mess @michaelafails
9 Followers 9 Following i tend to spill things on myself and anyone around me is at risk
Freddy @freddy98alexan
442 Followers 923 Following Graphic Designer | #THFC | Urbanism | Fuck Cars | 🚲
Michaela Shallue @michaelakarrie
138 Followers 552 Following MSc Geology student focusing on geoscience ed, outreach, and geomorph @usu_geo and @USUClimateAdapt, previously @nau_ses. #ActuallyAutistic she/her.
Emily Beck @emj_beck
6 Followers 15 Following
Mitchell Kundert @MitchelKundert
36 Followers 80 Following
NAU I Am That Girl �.. @IAMTHATGIRLNAU
98 Followers 505 Following Raising the standard of how girls (& all genders) treat themselves 💁🏼♀️ others 👭 and the world 🌎 Fall 2018 theme: Bloom From Within 🌷
Caro @Caro_dango
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Shannon Black @shan_marie19
18 Followers 27 Following
Shane Ajluni @ajlunis
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Bailey Johnson @Bailey8112
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Num Nums @tessschwalger
169 Followers 161 Following you can tell by the way she drinks her soda pop that she's a good dancer
acid bath princess of.. @bumble_veee
490 Followers 231 Following like the g in lasagna i move in silence
Corri 🌻 @corricat97
59 Followers 935 Following She/Her | Engineer, Disney stan, and Mom Friend™️ | “Slowly is the fastest way to get to the place you want to be.” - André deShields
Ashley Tenney @TenneyAshley
72 Followers 137 Following
Trench @AcousticTrench
69K Followers 181 Following Multi-Instrumentalist & Fingerstyle Guitarist Email:[email protected]
Noah Kahan @NoahKahan
301K Followers 443 Following Love tweeting and receiving tweets // Stick Season (Forever) out now
ThreeBodyBot now on M.. @ThreeBodyBot
13K Followers 35 Following Tumblr: https://t.co/0Q2IaAsy4K | YouTube: https://t.co/dO7X0z3Ub5 | Mastodon: https://t.co/D365W1gpZA (add .rss for RSS feed!)
payton mitchell @paytmitch
34K Followers 625 Following social media manager, newsletter editor, fan of things
Defunctland @Defunctland
149K Followers 384 Following The official twitter of the Defunctland YouTube Series, Podcast, and whatever we come up with next. Tweets by @KevinPerjurer. [email protected]
John Green @sportswithjohn
206K Followers 224 Following Author of The Fault in Our Stars and The Anthropocene Reviewed. Fan of Liverpool FC. Part-owner and longtime sponsor of AFC Wimbledon
Reductress @Reductress
298K Followers 657 Following The one and only fake women's news magazine. Shop, learn and listen to everything Reductress: https://t.co/rZ2ivP7vKO
gender of the day @genderoftheday
86K Followers 0 Following Genderbot lets us outsource our feelings about gender to a bot, which I think should free up a lot of mental space for other things. Botparent: @mishafletch
Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily
696K Followers 701 Following #1 crocodilian influencer 🐊 merch: https://t.co/ZHXGOX6z5v alt: @gatorsafterdark
depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki
889K Followers 4K Following Hello I am @anniierau Please take away my blue check! I did not ask for it!
weird medieval guys B.. @WeirdMedieval
686K Followers 160 Following by @olivia__ms // listen to my podcast with @aranptappers and ORDER MY BOOK OUT NOW // [email protected] for enquiries
NWS Pittsburgh @NWSPittsburgh
52K Followers 284 Following Official Twitter Account for National Weather Service Pittsburgh. Details: https://t.co/TurFt4MvnU
But With Raptors @ButWitRaptors
119K Followers 1 Following @actionmoviekid and @awakeland3d put raptors in things. Somehow Tom Cruise is also involved Watch #VFXandChill every Friday at 10am pacific at https://t.co/Ypi3tXDhiF!
Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald.. @jjfitzgeraldMD
38K Followers 5K Following Urogynecologist and Pelvic Reconstructive Surgeon Gynecologic Economics ⚖️ IG: @jjfitzgeraldMD 💡Opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer.
Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
1.8M Followers 1K Following The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour [email protected]
Bunsen and BEAKER @bunsenbernerbmd
179K Followers 3K Following Learn science daily with the help of Bunsen and Beaker the science dogs! Followed by THOUSANDS of Scientists who chat on @sciencepawdcast Tweets by @Zedscience
Structured Success @StructuredSucc
59K Followers 433 Following ADHD Coach & Academic Strategist | Guiding ADHD, autistic, and neurodivergent clients through lived experience | they/her | #AuDHD | #ActuallyAutistic
Jessica McCabe @HowtoADHD
148K Followers 3K Following Building a toolbox of techniques for tackling ADHD. Learn to work with your brain, not against it 🙃 she/her
Jaythechou @jaythechou
351K Followers 22 Following And the Oscar goes to Paddington 3 You can find my other Paddington Photoshops at https://t.co/HPXhncqHx6
Percy the Mars Rover @PercyRover
60K Followers 652 Following Proud immigrant, social distancing on Mars with @GinnyHelicopter, serving up piping hot cafecito. Parody. Tweets & art by @RichardFerro.
Jenny Hautmann @JennyHPhoto
33K Followers 139 Following 🚀 Spaceflight photographer & videographer 💫 Content manager for @SuperclusterHQ — Support me: https://t.co/8slMCmFu54
15/10 Foundation @15outof10
50K Followers 19 Following making shelter dogs with medical needs more adoptable ❤️🩹 @dog_rates
Does Noodle Have Bone.. @NoodlesBonesDay
251K Followers 220 Following here to update you on whether or not noodle has bones today. @jongraz does not run this account just a fan account. views are my own
I’ve Pet That Dog @IvePetThatDog
388K Followers 152 Following My name is Gideon. I am a 14 year old boy who likes petting dogs. Account supervised by mom. https://t.co/r7yVaXQjRK
Dr. Emily Slackerman .. @EmilyEAckerman
4K Followers 690 Following Postdoc in the Lahav Lab, Sys Bio at HMS. 2018 Gilliam Fellow, BoD at @FORSymp, lover of coffee, cats, and workers rights - she/her ♿️🏳️🌈👩💻👩🔬✊
Dr. Nadia Chaudhri @DrNadiaChaudhri
130K Followers 1K Following neuroscientist | drugs & learning |🇵🇰🇬🇧 living in 🇨🇦 | raising a tiny human | keeping fit | tweets≠endorse | she/hers. #WomenInSTEM
Andy Kaczynski @KFILE
419K Followers 9K Following Dad of 3 👧 | CNN political investigations | Co-founder @TeamBeansFund - funding childhood cancer research in memory of my daughter [email protected]
matt @dogfather
181K Followers 716 Following head human for @dog_rates and @dog_feelings, currently working on @15outof10 | inquiries: [email protected]
Stephanie! (now on bs.. @craniatology
8K Followers 3K Following FIND ME ON BSKY! https://t.co/c83Wt2CJqg: wildlife/nature + cat walking content! | I: @smth_little | B: @BarghestBlackVT | She/they
SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs
637K Followers 20 Following the dogs are your exes/someone’s exes - submit to DMs! ~sometimes funny sometimes heinous~ @michaelaokla
petfinder names @petfindernames
377K Followers 9 Following animals with unconventional names / created by @420insidejob & co-managed by @nicolejusttweet / DM submissions. / Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Nicholas Hougland @NHougland
28 Followers 1K Following
Simone Biles @Simone_Biles
1.7M Followers 322 Following Wife. Olympic Champion. IG & snapchat: simonebiles
Jessie McLaughlin �.. @losfamgeles
52K Followers 4K Following *EXERCISING MY AGENCY* My dog’s favorite. Interiors of spaces and people. Therapy stan. Have feelings; will overshare. Trying not to embarrass my kids. She/her
Tony Hawk @tonyhawk
4.4M Followers 9K Following Pro skater, father, husband, videogame character, CEO, philanthropist & public skatepark advocate. Old AF and still skating.
Nick DiRamio 📺 @nickdiramio
13K Followers 765 Following Hello, Television Viewers 👋🏻 (i say that on my YouTube show Clip Breakdown) 📺🎞 TV + movie + pop culture commentary 🏳️🌈💁 [email protected]
NASA's Perseverance M.. @NASAPersevere
3.1M Followers 40 Following NASA Mars rover, exploring since February 2021. Hobbies: Photography, collecting rocks, off-roading. 🚀 Team HQ @NASAJPL (Verification: https://t.co/b0WrcSJeU0)
Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly
141K Followers 1 Following United States Senator for Arizona. Father, husband, Navy combat veteran, and retired NASA astronaut.
Scott Kelly @StationCDRKelly
5.2M Followers 757 Following Former NASA Astronaut & US Navy Captain Inquires: Keppler Speakers or United Talent Agency Husband to @amikokauderer, Brother of @SenMarkKelly
Vice President Kamala.. @VP
14.5M Followers 6 Following Vice President of the United States. Wife to the first @SecondGentleman. Momala. Auntie. Fighting for the people. Text me: 310-861-2977
Jill Biden @FLOTUS
4.4M Followers 5 Following First Lady of the United States Jill Biden. Community college educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Wife of @POTUS.
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
460 years after his birth, always worth seeing this Shakespeare infographic again… 🥧
Imagining the editor of BBC News screaming these questions wildly in the newsroom
Defunctland has been nominated for a Peabody Award! This is a huge honor and I am very grateful to be considered. Thank you @PeabodyAwards.
Beginning with our Legacy Awards in 2021, Peabody duly began recognizing the incredible achievements and excellence in story provided by games, interactive and immersive media. In our 2nd official award cycle, here are your special nominees for interactive & immersive.
Just read an article I’ve had open in my tabs for four months. Anything is possible!!! Keep going! You can do it!!!!
if your university years aligned with the timeline of yikyak then you deserve compensation
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
feel bad for laughing, feel worse for taking a photo, but here we are and there it goes
the way I believe my therapist and I would be friends under different circumstances is probably how men feel when they think their hooters waitress is into them
You're not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.
ok everyone else can stop trying
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
I maybe wouldn’t have gone with a portmanteau here
"please make sure your phones are on silent at this time" my phone has been on silent for the last 10 years, if it makes a noise I smash it against the pavement
Don't like that ciabatta bread was invented in 1982. that's too late for them to be inventing new types of bread.
Do not cite the deep magic to me. I was there when it was written.
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
this is like the time i got a new label maker
I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I'm having network issues
Sorry I’m late my dog laid his head on me.
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