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@TommyToeHold it's Abu Dhabi, so maybe five events max
imagine being a person who bases their life around a constellation. hey...STOP DOING THAT
*first day back at the office post quarantine* me: CANCEL PRINT JOB! printer: nope. fuck you.
someone asked me for my thoughts on God today and I couldn't find an appropriate answer for them since i'm not a religious person. honestly, i'd say i'm more of an atheist, and not for any interesting reasons, i'm just......reasonable
The year is 2021. Millions have perished. Disney, the world's last remaining super power, has issued an edict that bans all non-Disney films, food that isn't churros or beignets and strikes a $40 billion paper deal with the most evil of nations, the Communist Party of Charmin.
It's too late for all of you, but I've already befriended my weird neighbor who always talks about bidets and crossbows 🖕🏼
three people sexing naked = threesome four people sexing naked = foursome. wait, so why does everyone call me handsome...?
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Us funny guys are dangerous. We'll make you laugh and laugh and laugh some more then BOOM, you're naked.
overheard my coworker telling everyone how she had the hookup on girl scout cookies, so without thinking, I blurted out; "HOW MUCH FOR AN OUNCE!?"
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Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl
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James @calibeardjames1
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The Dad @thedad
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BadParentingMoments @BPMbadassmama
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The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
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SavoirFail 🇺🇦 @SavoirFail
8K Followers 6K Following I'm based on a true story. Find me always under blue skies. RESIST! Ukraine, you were better than us. ❤️ RIP BFF, RIP Twitter. Hate the haters.
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