Scott 🟠 @FeaturedScott
Ghost in training Central Arkansas, US Joined February 2009-
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Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted
Driver: My God… that weasel… Onlooker: He just went… “pop”… Weasel’s family: *sobbing* Ice-cream man: I’ve got an idea for a song y’all.
The ewe (on the left lambed a stillborn.She cried most of the night longing for her lamb after we removed it. The ewe on the right lambed very small twins last wk. It seems that today she has given o1 of her twins to the grieving mother to raise as her own.
The way you say “representative” to an automated system is the real you.
ok so: - elon forced a bluecheck on dril - dril keeps changing his display name to evade the bluecheck - it keeps getting put back the question is whether elon eventually adds a special rule to dril's account, such that it never loses its check. then dril impersonates exxonmobil
Elon is adding meaningless blue checks to rebel accounts in a attempt to slow the revolt. It’s a bad sign when your flagship product is forced on people as punishment. #BlockBlueChecks #BlockTheBlue #BlockAllBlueChecks #BlockTheBlueChecks
new from me: some of Twitter's most popular accounts are going full steam ahead with #BlockTheBlue, a campaign to block all users paying $8 to Elon Musk for a blue checkmark @dril, @Eve6, and @BlockTheBlue tell me why they block the blue: mashable.com/article/block-…
Next week, Ron DeSantis is going to make it illegal to teach what happened in Tennessee this week.
Our favorite part of spring is walking into spider webs and screaming every time. What’s yours?
While many advocate making Daylight Saving Time a permanent thing, it would result in some very late sunrises during the winter months. In fact, the sun would not rise until after 8 AM starting in December through the first half of February. #arwx
Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear, you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.
Just because you’re going 5 miles over the speed limit doesn’t mean you can drive in the left lane. Some of us are trying to break the law for real.
Do people on LinkedIn know that one day we are all going to die
Elon, we are happy to unblock you and read your tweets. Just pay us 8 bucks a month.
Banning books seems pretty suspect.
We have an ongoing situation at the Zoo right now with a Code Blue – that is a non-dangerous animal that is out of its habitat. One of our clouded leopards was not in its habitat when the team arrived this morning and is unaccounted for at this time.
I need a reverse Shark Tank where US oligarchs explain why they deserve billions of dollars while standing in front of 5 people living in poverty who work for them.
when guys show u a youtube video, u have to understand that’s a sign of great respect in their culture
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Does anyone know of a good website where I can get a shirt and then also two emails every day for the rest of my life?
this web site is certianly on track to replace Banks, as it now struggles to maintain the functionality of a 30 year old geocities guestbook
when ur making a frozen pizza but not all the pepperoni is spread evenly so you rearrange them a little
In honor of being a cancer sun and peak cancer season being upon us, I figured now was the right time to hard launch that I have cancer 🦀
doctor: time to test ur reflexes me: *dodges tiny knee hammer* doctor: *under breath* holy shit
asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. asked them the same thing until i got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life
i’m so glad that as a generation we’ve all agreed to stop ironing our clothes
I gave this homeless guy $5 and an old lady behind me told me he's just going to use it for drugs, so I confronted him and asked where I could also get drugs for $5
115 years ago today, a man arrived in a small Western town and before anyone even learned his name he somehow died eating paste. The town buried the stranger and gave him a memorial stone. Nobody knew him, but they still wanted the future to know he was here once, he was alive.
Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
Having a tough day today. My kid told me I have “the stinkiest butt on planet Earth” and he’s just a little kid but if he’s right this is devastating news.
The reaction I got from my kids when I told them I was born in 1978 you'd think I'd said BC
It’s pretty impressive how chill toddlers are most of the time when you remember that they usually have 0 context for anything that is happening. Today, a week after we moved to another state, my son looked around and then asked, “are we still on earth?”
my response to "Dril Is A Cuck " — wrong. if i was a cuck i would be aroused by your comment, instead i am highly upset by it
I work at AMC and just got fired for refusing to add this liquid to a customer’s soda. We were instructed specifically to serve this to Sound of Freedom audiences. I am a microbiology student and took it to the lab to examine and found what looks like nanobots inside.
What many ppl don’t understand is trying to have a “nice day” costs $120
we’re going to need a bigger orca
The "Icon Of The Seas" sets sail in January 2024. 5610 passengers, 2350 crew members, 5 times larger and heavier than the Titanic, 19 floors with more than 40 bars, restaurants and bowling alleys. What a monstrosity!
does anyone have a home remedy for the darkness within that is slowly overcoming your will to live? I tried apple cider vinegar