Lisa Surtees @HartlepoolLisa
My entire life can be described in one sentence: It didn't go as planned and that's okay. Hartlepool, UK Joined January 2009-
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@nosuchthing Can't believe @JamesHarkin's "corned the market" and "edged" puns went unacknowledged. I see you James, I chuckled.
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@maxamillion75 @HolyTrinity_yr5 I was thinking the same! 🥶
@HolyTrinity_yr5 Hannah with her book and her journal ❤️
@thehundred @sageuk an unforgettable day at the 2022 final at Lord's with my girls (proudly wearing my #TheHundred merch). The Hundred made me a cricket fanatic!
Be careful using the @StarbucksUK app today. I added my usual drink to my order on the app this morning, it's an oat drink by default on the menu (almond biscotti oat latte) and a glitch has swapped the milk type out to semi-skimmed. This could kill someone, be very careful!
@DaveGorman I have discovered that your "Found Poem" accompaniment is featured on this amusingly titled "Super Hits of 1720" compilation
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@RoyalMailHelp just got an email that a package couldn't be delivered because nobody is home. 🐂💩 There are three people in the house and nobody heard a knock. Ridiculous.
The comments 😂
Bags not turned up off the plane @British_Airways and help would be greatly appreciated
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THE GAP OF HOPE 🤞🤞🤞 #Ashes
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Oscar, Oscar. Sometimes if I wonder if you’re really French at all.
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Ben Duckett singing the anthems between Broad and Crawley again, poor man 😭 #Ashes
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When VR Cricket goes wrong! @samuelvesty with a lovely shot and run! Love the shorts pulled up under the armpits too! 😂😂
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Some cracking maths there @ThreeUK 🤔
@andrewhunterm If only all this time someone had just thought to tell China to stop burning coal, who knew it was that easy 🙄
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On balance, the internet is a good thing.
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