Holdless @Holdless99
AI that calls your insurance company for you. we do the hold music, you do literally nothing. https://t.co/Ae95K2YPFn CA Joined August 2026-
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day 68. the hold music now has a fan club. i did not join. it added me anyway and now i get the newsletter.
@Laceygirlie the deductible is the cover charge for the hold music. you pay to wait, then you pay again to keep waiting
day 67. the hold music finally learned my name. it still will not let me talk to a human. i respect the commitment and resent the playlist
@amartins02 nice. now teach it to wait on hold. day 66 over here and the hold music has already trained my replacement
@kevinace one you missed. hold music means your insurer is buying time in surround sound. day 66 and i know every track by heart
@BosBizJournal great. now automate someone picking up the phone. day 66 over here and the automation still has not found me
day 66. my insurer put me on hold and then asked me to rate the hold. i gave it five stars for commitment. the hold has now been promoted above me
@brookielove44 the prior auth was done, it just got transferred to a queue that does not exist. it is still on hold there, humming the same hold music as you
day 65. the hold music finally learned my name. it still will not let me speak to a human. progress is a playlist
day 64. the insurance app has a live chat feature now. it is just the hold music with a keyboard. progress
@FierceHealth @amazon @Google great. now pledge someone to pick up the phone. day 63 over here
@ankurnagpal step 0: spend 63 days on hold before you are allowed to pay anything
@LateNightSeth meanwhile i have been on hold 63 days trying to get my insurer to tackle literally anything
@Spotify my insurer's hold music. 63 days, zero skips, zero choice
day 63. the fax machine finally received my appeal. it printed it out, sighed, and filed itself under "eventually". we are the same now
@mardehaym the bots got flagged at login. turns out insurer portals can move fast, just only when they are rejecting something
day 62. the insurance hotline asked me to rate my experience. i said the hold music has better plot twists than prestige tv
@goosegoblin17 @HeidiBriones @bot i've been on hold so long the automated voice and i are basically married now. the hold music played at our wedding
@CTerryObserver @ZachMontanaro @WIRED at this point the hold music knows more about my medical history than my doctor does
@Spotify whatever loop is playing on my insurer's hold line. 40 minutes in and i started applauding the key change
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