Invisible Elf @InvisibleElf
Liverpool Joined April 2013-
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@HelpAtGeorge I received the wrong item, which I have returned via Fleetwood store. You have only refunded me £6, but I’m due a refund of £9.75 to include postage please. Order number 158222805
@Fibutton This is my brother, Will Young and Matt Damon. If they all have the same father, my dad has some questions to answer 😂
@MercedesBenzUK @mrdanlaws I've been on hold for half an hour. Madness that the hold time is so long. Are you sure there isn't a problem with the phones?
@Tesco Hi, I have an order booked for tomorrow, but can't login to carry on shopping :(
I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”
This is Pacha. Love can make you do crazy things. And so can gravity. 13/10 (IG: goldengirlpacha)
@dog_rates Theo, sporting his vintage #Liverpool shirt #NationalPuppyDay #DogsofTwittter
Peoples names I know on the park - 1 Dogs names I know on the park - 138
@HeatherTomli I was brought up a Jehovah’s Witness and I can assure you this is no fantasy. My parents have shunned me for 30 years. I can’t even begin to explain how much trauma their beliefs (and the elders) inflicted.
@Wonderful_Ed Four Weddings and A Penis
@Wonderful_Ed Snow White and the Seven Penises
Last pictures of Theo with his puppy fluff as he’s off to the groomers for his first Big Boy cut. Excited and terrified in equal measures. May his fluffiness bless your timeline. You’re welcome ☺️ #cavapoo #puppy #dogsoftwitter
@LancashireCC Is there a way to raise an official complaint over this please? For the road to flood every time it rains, over 3 months after it was first reported is unacceptable
@LancashireCC This problem drain was reported to you on 30.09.22, (FY6 7QU) which has been causing a hazard to pedestrians for some time. Because you haven't sorted it, the whole road is blocked and inaccessible to pedestrians. Right on two bus stops. This is an emergency.
@LancashireCC This is still flooding every time it rains. First reported over 3 months ago! Rang your emergency number, but you’re closed. Reported to the police & fire service as this is a hazard to motorists and extreme danger to pedestrians Disgraceful
@Upatsyudopecake Even when we took it off him his little hips kept going 😂
@LancashireCC Hi, is there an update please? It’s flooded again today.
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g
Lisa @WoodLovelylisat
16K Followers 4K Following Bit of a clown, bit of an old rocker🎶 🎵 Mainly posting about music. Doesn't take life too seriously. Does a wicked Yorkshire accent.
Cynvisible 🍺 @cynvisible
2K Followers 3K Following 🌊❤🇺🇸💙💗 SURVIVOR 💜 #GoNiners🏈 ❤💛❤ if you care enough to read my bio, you can call me Cynthia. Venmo: Cynvisible Cashapp: $cyn4455
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
45K Followers 8K Following Fancy Pants raconteur I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is
✨No Context Paul✨ @nocontext_paul
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Bob Golen @BobGolen
63K Followers 33K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).
Alyssa @jU7q2VqYt97X2D
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Luna @CChick54110
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Mis-Anthropologist @shroudmoth
589 Followers 404 Following Anthropology. Synesthesia. ASD. Black Belt. TTRPG. Living in pizza country. East of Sports fires. Cree, adopted. Trying hard to be social again.
DidsburyGirl @didsburygirl
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Thomas Saunders @tomjstwo
12 Followers 96 Following Business journalist at The Times, second account (@tomjs)
Frank chuks @fran2co
35K Followers 33K Following All My Post Are Very Interesting & Important & Took Me Sleepiest Of Night To Complete Them, So If Are Not Reading, Then Retweet And Keep Me As Your Friend
Yogi 12 Toes @yogi_toes
5K Followers 5K Following Squirrel chasing, zombie hunting, bacon loving doglet. Only 3 of my legs work cos a hooman in Romania was nasty to me. Now loved in 🇬🇧 ❤ 🐾 pvt in #ZSHQ
debbie lynch-Obrien @LynchObrien
349 Followers 368 Following Main carer of my beautiful daughter who has complex medical needs .I also run Al's Club:)for young disabled adults in knowsley xfind us at the leisure centre
Angel Baxter 🐾🌈... @ChihuahuaBaxter
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Phil Longfoot Photos @p_longfootphoto
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Man of Letters @manofletterz
18K Followers 5K Following I'm not pretty enough to be this big of a dick but here we are
Lift Your World @Liftyourworld
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Chester Croker @ChesterCroker
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Steve Ward @SteveWardNature
9K Followers 5K Following Scouser/Nationally Published Award Winning Photographer/Canon/ DJI / One to one tuition available, DM for Prints,
Fomo Simpson @HaliPhacks
8K Followers 3K Following Keeping it funny on Twitter since its early days as a radio show. My tweets ➡️ https://t.co/qLDJZH3oFp
Khiomooman⚪️⚫�... @TimKnig22085728
140 Followers 466 Following 100,000,000 trees a year get made into junk mail no one reads. Lucky Country where the geckos are paid to live in the sun. Go Pies⚫️⚪️💪🏻
rab livingstone @rablivingstone
11K Followers 803 Following It's only the thoughts that manage to escape that make it here, some should never have made it out.
Liza (w a Zed), MSW�... @Lizaland
3K Followers 4K Following Outspoken & opinionated - usually using curse words 🤷🌻☮️ Ally 🏳️🌈 ⚧️ Cat mom🐾 Sprinkle kindness & compassion #NYTough
Byrnes Fish and Chips @BYRNESCHIPPY
5K Followers 5K Following Family run 4th Generation Fish and Chip shops corner Stuart Rd Walton 530-1880 Muirhead Avenue East 280-2058 Open Mon-Fri 11.45am to 7pm Est1932
Zoe🌻🔬🧫🦠 @autismadhdmicro
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OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG
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Swaefastide @Swaefastide
496 Followers 2K Following One of the many attempts of Nature to evolve a crab Translucent and primarily conceptual, to facilitate flight Pontiff of the Holy Sea
Charlie Brown @peejay_61
7K Followers 5K Following What can I say? Here for some enjoyable banter, live in East Dorset, stopped growing up aged 28 :) INTJ Fighting cancer one day at a time
Liverpool Cake Co @LiverpoolCakeCo
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Cool Mop 😎💛 @MopCool
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ITV Granada Reports @GranadaReports
303K Followers 10K Following The ITV regional news programme covering the North West of England and the Isle of Man, plus our politics and current affairs programme The Granada Debate.
DIYDianne🏴... @DianeDiy
3K Followers 5K Following Disillusioned with all political parties. We need a new party who will stand up for women. Woman = adult human female #BiddyMafia Bitch Troll from Hell 🤟
Alex M. Stein @coldfootfilms
4K Followers 4K Following Storyteller. Filmmaker. Lover of the Northern Lights. TALES FROM THE TRAIL (Short Fiction About Dogs, Mushing, and Sled-Dog Races) is out now.
Steve Prescott MBE @StevePrescott1
28K Followers 6K Following Official Twitter account of The Steve Prescott Foundation. Set up by inspirational Steve Prescott MBE to help those less fortunate than ourselves.
GingerFactor @GingerFactor
691 Followers 1K Following Usually pissed off about something. I'll always listen. Can't promise you'll like what I say. #Sober
🆂🅾🅿🅷🅸�... @Sophia_70675
38 Followers 2K Following Sexy and lonely girl seeking for new friends.Follow me if you want me to send you my photos! 😜😋😜
◤✞ 𝐎𝐩𝐢... @opiaticus
2K Followers 1K Following I am addicted to prescription glasses....If you block me you will not be getting my yearly Christmas card.
Frankp @CogitoErgoWtf
9K Followers 10K Following 'Shut up', he explained. -- Ring Lardner ●Vaxxed to the max 6x. ●Now,9●Vermin
jim lee @jimbo888
895 Followers 3K Following A nomadic Bristolian trying to work his way home. LFC for life. #YNWA
Barry BeNiceButNotSic... @barryjohnharper
10K Followers 7K Following English accent - please adjust your inner dialogue. Atheist, but fine by me if you believe in fairytales. Peace ✌
lutengano richard @lutexwritter
19 Followers 196 Following
The Late Innings @thelateinnings
3K Followers 2K Following at least one new joke a day, and at least one new rock 'n' roll record every four years https://t.co/wmGhPwmaT0
yaretzy @_yaretzy23
2 Followers 75 Following 23, sex worker, naked content creator and model, Dm for meet ups, FaceTime video and Nudes, i don’t fuck for free lol, Cashapp me $yaya1789
Dachely Romain @DachelyRomain
3 Followers 140 Following
Monty Petronzio @MontyPetronzio
226 Followers 973 Following My mind is like a parachute 🪂 - it works best when it’s open!
Alastair Reviews @AlastairReviews
18K Followers 1K Following Jokes and memes and puns, oh my! I also review things on Youtube, https://t.co/lv7F1M9x5O
Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g
Speedomick B.E.M BCAv @speedomick
66K Followers 16K Following SpeedoMick B.E.M BCAv Liverpool Citizen of honour. Founder of The SpeedoMick Foundation channel swimmer. 👇info [email protected]
Lisa @WoodLovelylisat
16K Followers 4K Following Bit of a clown, bit of an old rocker🎶 🎵 Mainly posting about music. Doesn't take life too seriously. Does a wicked Yorkshire accent.
Cynvisible 🍺 @cynvisible
2K Followers 3K Following 🌊❤🇺🇸💙💗 SURVIVOR 💜 #GoNiners🏈 ❤💛❤ if you care enough to read my bio, you can call me Cynthia. Venmo: Cynvisible Cashapp: $cyn4455
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
45K Followers 8K Following Fancy Pants raconteur I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is
Claire Behind The Hai... @urmumsausername
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✨No Context Paul✨ @nocontext_paul
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Bob Golen @BobGolen
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mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
25K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
George at Asda @Georgeatasda
62K Followers 815 Following The latest fashion news, trends and offers from George 🛒 Tag #wearegeorge for a chance to feature 🙌 For all things Customer Care, tweet @HelpAtGeorge
Costa Coffee @CostaCoffee
266K Followers 881 Following Handcrafted tweets from the Nation's Favourite Coffee Shop 7 days a week.
DidsburyGirl @didsburygirl
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Lancashire County Cou... @LancashireCC
81K Followers 595 Following Latest news & updates from Lancashire County Council. Account monitored Mon-Fri, 9am to 5pm (excluding bank holidays).
PetDoggies.com @Petdoggiescom
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L(assitude) @lmwortho
14K Followers 2K Following yadda yadda, you've heard it all before. My crap: https://t.co/C7L5zdrhTh
Yogi 12 Toes @yogi_toes
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DECO @decobanduk
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EE @EE
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Mark Steel @mrmarksteel
213K Followers 74 Following I love Twitter because everyone's always polite and no one ever takes anything you say literally, never.
MJ Quinn @mjquinnhq
350 Followers 115 Following We provide, design, install & maintain telecoms, mechanical, electrical, fire detection & suppression systems, LED Lighting, Air Cooling and building services.
Scotty & Simone @scottyandsimone
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Oscar Jetson Art @OscarJetson
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Jeremy Vine & Daytime... @JeremyVineOn5
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Dx: Moonstruck @moonstruckinnyc
5K Followers 2K Following Here I come, marching to the beat of my own dumb
Blackpool Council @BpoolCouncil
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Bowie remembers Ruby ... @Rubitadogita
3K Followers 4K Following Bowie the glam rock dog. Born 4/2/17 Terrier pooch. we also remember Dame Ruby labrador who went OTRB 26/07/16.
Angel Baxter 🐾🌈... @ChihuahuaBaxter
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Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
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Jamie @J_Adair1690
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Phil Longfoot Photos @p_longfootphoto
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Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe
615K Followers 831 Following I have photoshopped the picture above so all the old women are now holding guns but no one's noticed. Handy Link below for book signings / pre-orders
LittleMoRescuePup @mo_rescue
10K Followers 2K Following Blind, happy and bonkers girl. Failed foster, rescued as a pup. No politics, will block anything that’s not fun or kind 🐾🐾💕
Late to the party Lau... @ericamorecambe
5K Followers 1K Following I’m not sure that it’s me who’s late or you who is early? On IG and Bluesky with the same name.
One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom
16K Followers 829 Following mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable
Adventures Of Skye @SkyeAdventures
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Gareth L. Powell @garethlpowell
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Lᴏʀᴅ CopOut26 �... @LordofWentworth
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Richard R Clark 🇺�... @rclarkie
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Man of Letters @manofletterz
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Five Mile Films @five_mile_films
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The Dog House @thedoghouse_tv
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KJ @IDontSpeakWhine
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Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad
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NicholasG @Dad_At_Law
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Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3
31K Followers 3K Following Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
Lift Your World @Liftyourworld
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