Josh Blanchard @JoshFromAbove
Put that down. facebook.com/josh.p.blancha… Kalamazoo, Michigan Joined July 2011-
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Josh Blanchard retweeted
when grandfather clocks die, it's always sad but at least they are their own coffins
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The reason dogs howl at the moon is because that is where they are from and they miss it, next question
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It's time for Facebook to change "People You May Know" to "People You Definitely Know and Are Actively Avoiding"
@okayfineAndy I forgot to buy tickets to your acoustic show in Michigan. It's sold out and I'm sad. But, no harm no foul, I guess.
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Wasn't having a great day but then I saw a chicken attack a little boy.
@ryanpequin it's fitting. President Bird has no idea of the places he will soon travel.
@ryanpequin I bought a new shirt and lost half of my head in an accident. The shirt is okay, though.
@RiotFest is this appropriate Riot Fest attire? @totalbadassery @Tony_Balogna
@tweetattom @terrideboer your use of the phrase "verbal diarrhea" has relayed more than I ever could.
@tweetattom @terrideboer I think this Terri person needs to have a long chat with me about the man you really are, Tom.
Josh Blanchard retweeted
Rest up. Tomorrow's another thankless pride swallowing siege and you'll want to get an early start.
However, if you go to #starbucks the chance you have of hearing about someone's terrible coming of age novel goes up by 1000%.
Go to literally any #starbucks and your chance of getting mugged is like 0%.
@KevinDevineTwit thanks for the amazing show and picture! Come back to Michigan soon. @MelanieMorgynn
I will soon give birth to my third child.
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