ScarryPotter @KFischerspooner
Sit on your own damn face, I'm busy! San Francisco, CA Joined July 2013-
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As a HP fan, I actually love this and if this bugs you that much then this might be a good time for some self reflection.
As a HP fan, I actually love this and if this bugs you that much then this might be a good time for some self reflection.
Me: do I have to pay my student loans on Sept 1 or not US Govt: it’s surprise 😝
crazy how 50 year old dudes always seem to "fall in love" so deeply and so unexpectedly with somebody who can't rent a car on their own
Vegas trip so far has been watching a couple make out in front of me for most of the flight and then seeing a shirtless guy at baggage claim. Vegas baby, Vegas!
i am not having a baja blast i am actually kind of having a baja hard time
This would be a wonderful speech if the people who voted against this bill actually had a soul.
This would be a wonderful speech if the people who voted against this bill actually had a soul.
Imagine being more upset that a doctor preformed a medical procedure, than a fucking child being raped.
Imagine being more upset that a doctor preformed a medical procedure, than a fucking child being raped.
Please support local bookstores and don’t buy from Amazon. Also if you want free books, you know there is a thing called a library.
Please support local bookstores and don’t buy from Amazon. Also if you want free books, you know there is a thing called a library.
Will Smith talking about how he passed on playing Neo in THE MATRIX because the Wachowski's pitch was awful
hot girl summer is over it's time for the fall of society
Oh man. I could watch that clip of Faucci calling Rand “that’s obviously a wig” Paul a lair for HOURS. BELIVE YOU ME!
Who asked for this?
the more a man loves you the worse pictures he will take of you. its in their laws
I’m so mad I didn’t think of this first
If POC creates these moves, then👏BRING👏THEM👏ON👏THE👏SHOW. Like come on now...
You know Tik Tok may be collecting all my data but it at least isn’t breaking my spirit like this website does.
actual stuff of nightmares
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While we’re appreciating Conan, here’s his camera switcher bit he was doing during the ‘07-‘08 Writers Strike that, to me, cemented him as one of the funniest to ever do it.
Also, everyone knows these two are the same guy, right?
this bit from jim downey at conan acting like hes never heard anything bad about jeff epstein the financier
seated for the spice world movie
Richard Lewis and Larry's friendship was always one of the best parts of Curb. RIP.
James Marsden as Prince Edward gave us everything that Ryan Gosling gave us as Ken and yet no one even thought he deserved any kind of award for it. He perfected the lovably lost Himbo with a penchant for a musical moment.
Frodo Baggins is a nepotism hire but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation
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George Santos has been expelled. If they can do this to a college volleyball star, world famous Brazilian journalist, successful NYC financier and noted producer of the Spider Man musical, what hope is there for we mere mortals?
not osama bin laden being uncancelled for one day and then recancelled after the gen z found out he was a nepo baby
FX Confirms 'The Bear' Season 3 Will Require No Prior MCU Knowledge hard-drive.net/hd/entertainme…
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Refreshing to see Matt Gaetz fuck someone over 18
If my friends talking shit about me at Brunch please don’t ever post it to TikTok, I dont give a fuck. Them Hoes need to vent, i be wilding
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