Mark Doggart @MarkDoggart
listen I love you joy is coming Wabznasm Joined June 2009-
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SIGNED BOOK NEWS! The amazing Susie Dent @susie_dent has a brand new murder mystery coming out in August. "Guilty By Definition". And Susie's very kindly agreed to sign copies for me! If you'd like one, you can pre-order it HERE. biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copies/…
Putting my serious hat on for a second: A friend of mine had the appalling news that they'd lost their brother & nephew to a house fire. A gofundme has been set up to help cover the funeral expenses & try to rebuild the shattered lives of the survivors. gofundme.com/f/7n6ybs-barry…
Hello! Periodic reminder that I have a website with lovely prints for sale: chickenscratch.co.uk
Twitter hivemind your help please: did Bob Marley ever eat a Krispy Kreme donut?
A mate has three North Terrace tickets for tomorrow's European Rugby Exeter Bath game tomorrow but unfortunately has to work. Face value £25 each if anyone is interested. They can be emailed but will need to be printed off to use on the day.
Go back to sleep
They did not deserve to die. I'll start:
They did not deserve to die. I'll start: https://t.co/YTjAtQBfeH
@SJKSalisbury Ring tones and alarms in film & TV should have a standardised sound not used outside of the medium, like in the olden days when all fictional phone numbers started with 555
This might possibly be the funniest thing I've ever seen
This might possibly be the funniest thing I've ever seen
- Hello On The Beach, can I help you? - Hello, I’d like to cancel my holiday with you please. - Certainly Sir, is it because of the kid in the advert? - It is, yes.
Doctor: What's the problem? Liam Neeson: Unknown Doctor: Does it hurt? Liam Neeson: Non-stop Doctor: Are you on painkillers? Liam Neeson: Taken two Doctor: Are you just listing your films? Liam Neeson: Batman Begins
Bristol
alien ant farm look and sound exactly like you went into a college bar in 1999 and forced the first four guys you saw at gunpoint to cover smooth criminal. and then they absolutely fucking killed it
Honey Minnick @HoMinnic
68 Followers 5K Following
Lidia Nalepka @nalep_li
95 Followers 5K Following
Hallie Busser @BusserHall75022
83 Followers 5K Following
Alesia Umstead @AlesiUmste
83 Followers 5K Following
Camille Witkop @CWitkop40981
47 Followers 5K Following
Vera Melford @v_melfor
48 Followers 5K Following
Magnolia Karsh @KarshMagno82789
9 Followers 3K Following
Orlaigh Janas @JanOrlai
79 Followers 5K Following
Hermelinda Benzel @BenzHermeli
28 Followers 5K Following
Amelia Damrow @amel_damr
38 Followers 5K Following
Rafaela Strid @StridRafa
36 Followers 5K Following
Joie Campman @CampmanJoi57307
33 Followers 5K Following
Jenise Trejos @trej_jen
44 Followers 5K Following
Averil 🤪 @Averil_L19
4 Followers 681 Following Маgnetic еnchаntress seeking wild, passionаtе еncountеrs
Ana @hall39ana
354 Followers 3K Following
Gail Myerscough @GailMyerscough
21K Followers 15K Following Freelance Surface Pattern Designer & Illustrator. Contact me for licensing and commissions. [email protected]
Sandra @Sandra68259
119 Followers 5K Following
Julie Harley @JulieHarle49773
126 Followers 3K Following
Ian @Iantrytobenice
148 Followers 484 Following Your optimism strikes me like junk mail addressed to the dead
Tom @tomcrosby12
3K Followers 4K Following Father of 3 great kids, Consultant Oncologist and proud fundraiser for Velindre, Cancer Clinical Director for Wales
𝘾𝙀𝙀𝙁𝘼�.. @ceefaux
15K Followers 8K Following The TV/films you never knew you needed, in glorious teletext several times a day. Back out book at https://t.co/BUDO5sKAX1 - thank you!
Nick Dent @NickDentsBrain
888 Followers 869 Following Sometimes sober, always ridiculously fraudulent, ex-tubby funster.
Ray Hearne @Ray_Hearne
1K Followers 988 Following South Yorkshire based singer and songwriter. Don-songs and Rother-rhymes, never leave a single story unsung!
Differently Dave @GoldenVision90
4K Followers 3K Following Positieve mentaliteit. Teetotal. ☕ Live football. Latin America. World cinema. CMT sufferer. "It's just somethin' people say, they don't really feel that way.”
Paul Chiddicks @chiddickstree
9K Followers 8K Following Researching my family history names being researched include: Chiddicks, Daniels, Wootton, Keyes, Lukes, Luttman, Stampa, Barnes, Day, Dodd, Harvey, Halsey
Mari Biscuits @MariBiscuits
3K Followers 2K Following Human from planet earth. I like cats, comics, code & other stuff. (she/they) https://t.co/Gi7L9iwfdC
LunchyMcPunface @LunchyMcPunface
2K Followers 3K Following Join in the fun and tweet your ORIGINAL pun between 12:00 and 13:00 BST weekdays adding #LunchPun, AND #RateMyPun if you want to join in the day's competition
Alf @whoelsebutalf
16K Followers 15K Following Devon Comedian Chris Leworthy from #BGT. Oh no, I've just won the UK Humblebrag championships again. #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK #MaskedSingerUK #UKPunDay
Clare. O (.2) @ArrivedInGenXR3
200 Followers 184 Following I once witnessed James Brown commit a crime at the ATM , police told him to stay on the scene at the cash machine . ☮️🏳️🌈 . Myself and Mr Bob. 🐶❤️
Daniel Edison @DanEdisonComedy
13K Followers 8K Following One-liner comedian / writer of nonsense. I post original jokes. Jack of all trades, master of pun. Also on Instagram.
George Ashe @George_Ashe
145 Followers 1K Following
Tonk @tonkerthomas
1K Followers 694 Following Lifelong Jeff. Voice of @fabulousfebreze, occasional co-host of the @onambridge podcast. 50% Scottish, 50% German, 50% Dutch. Pie curious.
Scott Ballantyne @Moosedog23
1K Followers 848 Following
Mark Gwilliam 🏴�.. @merlin2709
1K Followers 2K Following Theraputic venting & exasperation,for which I apologise in advance. #MUFC #GlazersOut #ToriesOut “I too play a guitar.Sometimes I play the fool.."(J.Lennon)
MacAimless @cherryaimless
1K Followers 1K Following The Bluebirds. Blyton. Books. Birds. Beatles. Teatles... and my books are available from https://t.co/Vpje1c5pev (she/they)
Ernest Malley 📚�.. @ErnestMalley
3K Followers 2K Following @ernestmalley.bsky.social @ernestmalleyperson on Threads.
366daychallenge @366DaiChallenge
755 Followers 962 Following Daily questions for the Twitter connoisseur! “If you’re not talking b0ll0cks are you even on twitter?” DMs open for new questions.
Lee🤖🦾 @glencairn3
164 Followers 2K Following We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.
Dr Fi Bowler @FionaBowler
8K Followers 1K Following Historian @unisouthwales & @unisouthampton | postdoc @ntvhistory | writing a book on Britain’s nuclear test veterans | cat fosterer/wrangler. she/her
The Man in Seat 61 @seatsixtyone
136K Followers 296 Following Mark Smith, the Man in Seat 61, the chap who runs train travel site https://t.co/HfViO7RbwW. YouTube: https://t.co/OIZkYXHYZL.
Jeffw @Jeffwni
5K Followers 535 Following Jeffw, actor/artist, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. Do you enjoy my stuff? Thanks! consider supporting me: https://t.co/V43InevnPL ;)
Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian
163K Followers 4K Following Curator of the art, history and fiction of old dreams.
maddie, hot dog enthu.. @damnitmadeline
4K Followers 391 Following special education teacher // she/her // abolish ICE // abolish police // Black Lives Matter // 🇵🇸
Montessori Boy @montessoriboy
17K Followers 56 Following sketch comedy from 3 upstanding honor roll scholars🧍♂️asian @cowboyscary 🧍♂️gay @juliatesmond 🧍♂️normal @newdiegoabraham
Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn
117K Followers 7K Following A one-man mission to break football down into its constituent parts
Jenacious D (the D st.. @Jenacious_D
522 Followers 1K Following Maths, midlife crisis, cats. Current hyperfixation is #OFMD. "You need Jesus" - @brainmage; also @performingnerd. Any pronouns are fine.
Borscht the T is sile.. @InternetHippo
343K Followers 277 Following
Propagandopolis @propagandopolis
137K Followers 964 Following Propaganda, political graphics, cartoons and more. DM submissions. Prints available on the website:
Rick Burin @rickbur1n
810 Followers 648 Following I write stuff. @Guardian @theipaper @SightSoundmag @empiremagazine. Press @royalalberthall. Fan of Lillian Gish. “Well, you gotta live, no matter what happens.”
Berlin Battle Damage @BerlinBDamage
7K Followers 183 Following Companion to Berlin Battle Damage FB page. Tweeting all things WW2 Berlin related. https://t.co/0moEMOr66W
Mooms - The Integrity.. @Danny_McMoomins
33K Followers 986 Following Doctor. A polite and friendly man. Living my best life. Good manners and respectful conversation. No swearing on TL pls. Rated 'Excellent' by Trustpilot.
Gail Myerscough @GailMyerscough
21K Followers 15K Following Freelance Surface Pattern Designer & Illustrator. Contact me for licensing and commissions. [email protected]
james @Gilofthepeople
4K Followers 889 Following operating an unlicensed street food stall in the marketplace of ideas
jo @whatsJo
48K Followers 964 Following b-side. I eat popsicles for breakfast. Trial ft error. 🤖rights. crusha bit, lil bit✨
Architectural East Ge.. @EastGermanArch
2K Followers 89 Following A photography project documenting the variety of architecture in the states of eastern Germany in all its' geometrical glory. 📷 @bocapoIis
Gävlebocken @Gavlebocken
46K Followers 0 Following Jag är världens mest kända halmbock, gillar jul och har svårt för tändstickor. I’m THE straw goat of the world, I fancy Christmas and I don't play with matches.
Top Of The Pops Facts @TOTPFacts
30K Followers 13K Following Unofficial fan account, tweeting commentary to the Top Of The Pops repeats on @BBCFour since June 2011. Tweets researched by @ianberriman.
Alexandra Churchill �.. @churchill_alex
47K Followers 2K Following FRHistS Historian @hack_history @greatwargroup @IstoriaTravel @WomenDoHistory Reps: @ITG_Ltd @watsonlittle #CFC Alpina ad Honorem
The_Content_Apologist @andreww1967
2K Followers 2K Following #Bins #Cans #Shitposting #Other @contentapologist.bsky.social All views etc. Crypto lists or Naked Numbers Ladies = Block
The ArtDecoist @ArtDecoist
1K Followers 549 Following Aesthetic side of @awb58, devoted to photos of Art Deco architecture, fashion and objects. Le centenaire de l'exposition des arts décoratifs de 1925 approche.
Standplaats Krakow @Standplaats_KRK
9K Followers 6K Following Perpetually outraged. Ⓐ, old enough to be your dad. ¡No Pasaran! Tweets in EN丨NL丨PL丨DE丨FR - HE/HIM https://t.co/UivsWimoI0 etsy at https://t.co/Mkhv0eQJnj
Slow Travel Berlin @slowberlin
33K Followers 13K Following Berlin-based history, culture and travel website. We are community-funded—the only thing we sell is memberships: https://t.co/rcxcfnRkFh
Ian @Iantrytobenice
148 Followers 484 Following Your optimism strikes me like junk mail addressed to the dead
Tom @tomcrosby12
3K Followers 4K Following Father of 3 great kids, Consultant Oncologist and proud fundraiser for Velindre, Cancer Clinical Director for Wales
𝘾𝙀𝙀𝙁𝘼�.. @ceefaux
15K Followers 8K Following The TV/films you never knew you needed, in glorious teletext several times a day. Back out book at https://t.co/BUDO5sKAX1 - thank you!
Husko @dank_ackroyd
21K Followers 3K Following if you like tweets you’re in for a treat 😎 @parkascomedy
Robbie Cumming @RobbieCumming
13K Followers 292 Following NO LONGER USING TWITTER ~ find me on Threads https://t.co/4oo5uGrQT4
internet hall of fame @InternetH0F
2.8M Followers 840 Following alt @TPayst | credit is given when original source is known. if no credit is listed, OP can DM us with credit request.
Emily Turner @ETWriteHome
22K Followers 3K Following Storyteller and writer – Prolific public transport rider – Host of @roundelroundpod – she/they – probably on a bus
Har bocken brunnit? @BrinnerBocken
1K Followers 0 Following Frågan vi ställer oss varje dag tills bocken tas ned, kommer den att brinna i år? Vi har svaret!!
Nick Dent @NickDentsBrain
888 Followers 869 Following Sometimes sober, always ridiculously fraudulent, ex-tubby funster.
This Band Isn't Real @ai_metal_bot
23K Followers 10 Following AI generated metal albums. Band names and album titles generated with gpt-2. Album covers generated with stable diffusion. Fuck nazis.
misha is: a box full .. @howlieT
3K Followers 2K Following Misha (she/her) 🏳️🌈, once ended up in an ambulance with three Perrier nominees,🏳️⚧️trans rights are human rights🏳️⚧️ https://t.co/KkrcMT2t2H
Jamal Khashoggi Disin.. @jkdmonitor
517 Followers 1 Following Uncovering platform and information manipulation. A project of @Kawaakibi Foundation.
1999 Live @25YearsAgoLive
22K Followers 25 Following Live-tweeting as a reporter embedded in history. Follow 1990s life! Curated by @MannyMarotta. Companion to @100YearsAgoLive and @50YearsAgoLive. DM for contact.
Jerzy Rohoziński, Ph.. @RohozinskiJ
659 Followers 2K Following Historian, anthropologist of culture, author of numerous books on the Russian and the Soviet Empire. Expert on the deportations and the Gulag economy.
John Bull @garius
64K Followers 1K Following Historian. Streamer. Tech Strategist. Editor of @lonrec. Servant of Napoleon. Orient fan. @[email protected]. Business: [email protected]In fact, I might just absolutely bloody love cricket. #TheCricket
4️⃣ overs 1️⃣7️⃣ runs 5️⃣ wickets So good, @rachelslater72 😮💨 #FollowScotland
@MarkDoggart @YuckyTom Hilarious and true
Begging Sheffield United to leave Swindon with some kind of legacy
Sheffield United (92) have now conceded the most goals in a 38-game Premier League season. Previous record held by 07-08 Derby County (89). With 4 games left, Sheff Utd could break all-time PL goals against record (Swindon Town, 100 against {42 games}, 1993-94).
Incredible headline theshovel.com.au/2024/04/23/elo…
@MarkDoggart This link is dead, but I was able to find it from the description so cheers!
@NickMotown Aniseed you started on the Pernod too. 👀
Thank you Mark! Here is your Jester bum
@MarkDoggart It’s possible as they were all over the Southeast US way before he died.
In case you've missed the goblins x
think it's quite clear that Mr Sheen's loyalties lay with the Polish
'How do you yeet yours?!'
@GavinCurnow @hoxtonwanka @MysteriosoX @StarrOutlook Many years ago my partner was walking to work past a new tower block, quite a smart city one with modern balconies etc, on rainy day. Suddenly something dropped from above and bounced violently off his umbrella. Turned out someone had dropped a Crème Egg off the top floor
Our new Cavalier, The Gadget. (Never forgetting our first boy, Bomba)
@quantick The tradition continued in WW1, as commemorated in 'I Was Kaiser Bill's Batt Man'.
My Dad turns 70 today. One of the best people I know, I’ve been so fortunate to have him.
Hi @TriciaLockwood hope you like this drawing of Miette on the anniversary of her memehood
Went to see my parents for my dad's 80th. My mum sent me back on the train with a picnic. Including some crisps...
@DamCou Is it the monkey island from the popular 1990s PC puzzler of the same name?
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