Sam mackenzie @Mooneh
lerning twitting & speling Joined December 2009-
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ACOUSTIC dates kick off next week! Bit of a special atmosphere at these ones. Tickets low on all dates....be quick if you'd like to join us...! 🎟sleeper.band
Hey @rickygervais did you know @netflix are donating park benches to commemorate #AfterLife? So weird but I think it's really nice.
Got some fuel earlier and the bloke on pump 3 put £10 in. Where the fuck is he driving to? Pump 4?
Today is #SaferInternetDay @pritipatel has spent £500K+ of taxpayers money to mislead the public on #InternetSafety. If Govt weakens #encryption, it'll only help predators, criminals, blackmailers & scammers. #Noplacetohide #Onlinesafetybill 👉 WATCH & SHARE OUR video now.
Sometimes in life the default negative position is the easy option, but in these tough times positivity needs to really shine through, bbq in the UK is too easy to knock without doing the research.. @JeremyVineOn5 @GreggAWallace @JohnTorode1 1/2
Anyone else getting unreasonably angry at future generations’ own conspiracists’ theories on the Covid-19-Pandemic-Hoax? #imlivingthroughitdammit
Right now @twitter feels like a h.s. snow day party, after the rape-y trust fund kid gets kicked out, & everyone breathes a sigh of relief & someone puts on something goofy & fun like “Rock The Boat” or “Funkytown” and everyone laughs and starts dancing again.
And how is YOUR day going?
Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to
This popped up on my FB.. I don’t own any sweatpants; but great idea so I’m going to buy some to wear when working from home - thanks WSJ!
This popped up on my FB.. I don’t own any sweatpants; but great idea so I’m going to buy some to wear when working from home - thanks WSJ!
If you buy one thing today, buy it from @crackandcider and then spread the word crackandcider.com
'Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.' Abraham Lincoln
Odds on a white #christmas in #London currently stand at 7/2
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I'm entering to win an @ASTROGaming A40 + Mixamp Pro from @Drift0r rafflecopter.com/rafl/display/7… go drifter go ;)
For Sale: Peppa Pig Jigsaw £3
#1: I love how politicians complain about tax loopholes as if they didn’t write the laws.
Awesomeness found at #theCHIVE! KCCO!! thechive.com/2013/11/18/guy…
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