Nicky @NFS2912
I am who I am. Deal with it. Sydney, Australia Joined May 2009-
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Lost my mum thismorning. I can’t go to sleep & wake up in a world without her 💔
Still waiting for the day I learn to drink responsibly.
2:30am…..when everything I’ve planned for today’s still possible….check in with me at 9am….there may be a scheduling conflict.
Today marks the 20th anniversary of my hit single “Don’t talk to me until 10am on the weekend or I’ll cut you” aaah….good times
I looked so bad thismorning Face ID didn’t work and I had to key in my passcode…..fuck you phone!
She’s fine…..fell over drunk. Paramedics found her with a pillow under her head and a blanket……. I’m thinking we’re finding a corpse while she’s made herself comfortable.
Had to give police permission to force entry into Mums house because she wasn’t answering my calls….how was your day?
@jdingirl No. They should love you regardless. Shame on them.
My daughter just turned 10. I’m stuck between “You’re old enough to do this yourself” and “You don’t need me anymore” WTF?! So squeezing her out of my vagina was the easy part?! Wow. This shit’s hard core.
Victory isn’t always sweet. Calling people put on their shit never feels good.
Just left a note on the kitchen bench that says “Not coming in today” I’m over the parent/wifey shit!
I love my husband best when he cooks bacon and eggs in the morning.
Any idea when Google Home will speak Australian? “Sorry I can’t help with that”
Wore my “I climbed the Great Wall” t-shirt grocery shopping today just to fuck with all the Covid Karens.
I don’t want to brag…..but if Uno was an Olympic Sport I’d bring gold home for Australia.
Dear school mums…..YES our daughter has us as parents. Lucky her!
@Jandalize Text your favourite so they know who’s side you’re on in the divorce.
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