Ben Hauser @OneBenHauser
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One of the most peculiar heroes in modern pop culture. Passive stoic who is nominally devoted to justice but only helps anyone out of extreme reluctance or self interest. He doesn't really seem to like anybody but he's not a curmudgeon either. Vancouver-style aloof Zen guy
Beef explainer? You mean hamburger helper?
Beef explainer? You mean hamburger helper?
Is he wrong
Me whenever a split diopter shot shows up in a De Palma movie.
New incredible John Carpenter quote just dropped
New incredible John Carpenter quote just dropped https://t.co/5Bx902qUGT
Real heads know
I’ve somehow known it’s a cliche that books about screenwriting are written by dudes with only shitty movies to their credit, and it still took me this long to learn that Save the Cat was from the guy who wrote Stop or My Mom Will Shoot
Yes.
Al Hirschfeld: Our greatest insult comic
Al Hirschfeld: Our greatest insult comic
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Dakota @Lily_babyme
382 Followers 524 Following Good times become good memories, and bad times become good lessons. 🇪🇺/🇺🇸 Sometimes I sleep, sometimes I travel. #Music #Coffee #Foodie
Anna @Tin2Aus
20 Followers 89 Following Love to make new friends and I love to travel to so many different countries
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the federalist stinks.. @rajandelman
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John @completlyfvcked
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Dénis B. Huppert (fr.. @dennisbhooper
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Farran Nehme @selfstyledsiren
27K Followers 4K Following Film writing, film history, film love. Bylines include @SightSoundmag, @WSJBooks, @noircitymag, @Criterion. Substack: Self-Styled Siren
Nancy Comics by Ernie.. @JohnnyCallicutt
48K Followers 36K Following this fan page is devoted to the Nancy Comic strip created by the late Ernie Bushmiller in 1933, it’s for fun and enjoyment purposes. https://t.co/Bxa38r1A6W
Aaron Smith @sm57104254
2 Followers 238 Following I'm a fashion designer. I'm currently working for myself, and I'm eager to get more interesting information.
Teddy Hockey Gloves @TedPitney
200 Followers 490 Following Dad, Buffalo sports fan, mountain biker, hockey player, acoustical consultant, musician. Alum of Kenyon College & Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
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S.J. MacMillan @sjmacmillan
55 Followers 119 Following Hold this up to a mirror to see a secret message! .ƨʞɔuƨ ɘǫɒƨƨɘm ƚɘɿɔɘƨ ƨiʜT
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355 Followers 3K Following اليمن لا يمكن أن تنتظر Understand we need government. Get the government we need auteur he him/his I need an editor
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Justin Cross @FakeJustinCross
39K Followers 39K Following My name has been in @GQMagazine, @Playboy, @CBS, @TimeOut, @KCRW and on various bathroom walls. Now @bigcatcountry. 99.7% vegan 🌱
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44 Followers 488 Following
ShelterInTree @AHHfulPossum
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Selfadsorbed @SelfAdsorbed
4K Followers 3K Following A collection of vintage movie newspaper ads. My ads have also been featured in DRIVE-IN ASYLUM, SCARY MONSTERS and TEEN MOVIE HELL. (Formerly STARTS TODAY!)
Amy ◟̽◞̽ @originalmissalg
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nah @le_pantalon
124 Followers 944 Following I was on a Megabus and a guy speaking French on the phone behind me said le pantalon then laughed uproariously.
Active Quest @ActiveQuestShow
553 Followers 852 Following This trio loves playing video games and talking about them. Hear us do that every week on your preferred podcast platform! Email: [email protected]
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That Blueskytin Open .. @tchotchotch
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Angel Ope @AngelOpe12
14 Followers 182 Following KFB Angel, Loyal, Caring, Honest, Open minded, Humble,Fun to be with, Easy going, Loving, Trustworthy and God Fearing
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Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong
16K Followers 959 Following I'm a BG artist in Vancouver! Projects include Star Trek: Lower Decks, Rick and Morty, Carmen Sandiego, My Little Pony: The Movie [email protected]
1974 Live @50YearsAgoLive
23K Followers 24 Following Live-tweeting as a reporter embedded in history. Follow 1970s life! Curated by @MannyMarotta. Companion to @100YearsAgoLive and @25YearsAgoLive. DM for contact.
a little peanut 🥜 @youwouldntpost
10K Followers 4K Following award-winning “journalist.” smokes, let’s go
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Silent Movie GIFs @silentmoviegifs
175K Followers 673 Following I like to watch silent movies, and then make gifs from them. Created by @dmchoull
Egyptian Theatre LA @EgyptianLA
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Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets
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wrestle with jimmy co.. @grace_roso
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They May Be Parted @TheyMayBeParted
2K Followers 506 Following I'm Dan Rivkin (@rivkin), and have been tweeting and blogging the Nagra Tapes -- (aka the Beatles' Get Back sessions) start to finish, since 2012
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Michael Hobbes @RottenInDenmark
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Brian Stack @BrianStack153
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Paul Rugg @pkrugg
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The Reveal @MoviesReveal
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kyle @meteormajeure
664 Followers 400 Following the thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.
Dakota @Lily_babyme
382 Followers 524 Following Good times become good memories, and bad times become good lessons. 🇪🇺/🇺🇸 Sometimes I sleep, sometimes I travel. #Music #Coffee #Foodie
I think a big reason roasts are still popular is because they are one of the only displays of actual joke writing on television.
Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller May 10, 1939
every screaming checkmark in the replies should have their license revoked
PSA: Because this has become far too common, this (red arrow) is where cars are supposed to stop at intersections. The white blocked lines are a crosswalk. When that space is blocked by a car, it endangers pedestrians by forcing them to cross in less safe spots.
Nothing tastes as good as being on the cartel side of the instagram algorithm feels
creating a core memory for those babies
realest shit ever put to music?
Doing comedy and learning how those roast shows are made has ruined them for me. No, Tom Brady did not “body” Kim Kardashian. I know who wrote that joke and they need health insurance really badly
Bro where are you?? Everyone at the party can hear your leitmotif!
*mulder tosses a file on top of scully's desk* the ojibwe people have a myth about a "tickle monster"
thank you challengers
bisexuals need a new pr team how did we become the no fun sexuality
Pang Xunqin. "The Girl on the Couch," 1930.
In 7 months, Israel has killed 142 journalists in Gaza. This is more than the total number of journalists killed during the 20 year Vietnam War and the entirety of the 6 year World War II COMBINED!
Breaking: Israeli drones kill the journalist Mustafa Ayyad while he was working in the Zaytoun neighborhood in Gaza City. #GazaGenocide
How does a shark get into deep puddles? Knock knock, he just digs.
WW2 and the Vietnam War lasted for a combined total of 26 years. Across both wars, a total of 132 journalists were ki!!ed the IOF in 212 days have ki!!ed 142 journalists and have systematically targeted their families.
Israel has killed 142 journalists and shut down Al Jazeera in an attempt to more effectively conceal the genocide in Gaza.
My work wife just put in her two weeks and I simply want to ✨ Pass away ✨
One of the most peculiar heroes in modern pop culture. Passive stoic who is nominally devoted to justice but only helps anyone out of extreme reluctance or self interest. He doesn't really seem to like anybody but he's not a curmudgeon either. Vancouver-style aloof Zen guy
When you're freaky in the DMs but she finally comes over
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