Pirate Twinkie @Pirate_Twinkie
Bloodhound Gang, Rucka Rucka Ali and dongcopter pirate enthusiast. I hate going out. Amateur book reviewer. not a rapist 🦈✈️ piratetwinkiereadsblog.wordpress.com yeehaw no fish stuff Wyoming Joined July 2010-
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Do yourself a favor and google “suspicious horses”
Do yourself a favor and google “suspicious horses” https://t.co/91g7ARfoYN
While driving home yesterday, we noticed a strange landmark on the Sat-nav. All it said was “The Pole”. (1/n)
we gotta stop podcasts, we can’t have a podcast where the lady wants to fuck the dog from Bluey , we need another world war
Something crazy about Hollywood's silent film age is that a guy will be driving a train off a cliff while being attacked by lions and you'll think "Wow, how'd they do that effect!" then you look it up and they literally had lions attack a guy while he drove a train off a cliff
The best part of 2024 so far is the beef between Pauly Shore and Richard Simmons 🤣
Someone told me recently that he worked with Lebron James on a commercial shoot and he saw him eat six or seven large packs of sour gummy worms over the course of a day
I WANT TO MAKE A SEQUEL TO ROBOCOP, WHERE HIS TECHNOLOGY IS OBSOLETE, SO HE'S GATHERING DUST IN THE BASEMENT WITH FAX MACHINES AND PRINTERS. THEN SOMEONE HACKS THE NEW AWESOME ROBOCOPS, AND THEY NEED TO TURN HIM BACK ON.
Apparently new twitter is all about sharing screenshots of old tweets
A neckbeard with a katana got shot by the cops and this has to be the single funniest police shooting of all time
The opening scene of Austin Powers is fucking incredible 🕺🏽😄
*takes a knee in front of kindergarteners* the rain that you see in the movies is not real. it’s man-made. by machines. fake. now, the rain that you see in real life? outside? that’s made by god who is crying because your parents have fallen behind on their bowflex payments
Chose not to share this last week but I think it's important people see another side of him. My OJ story 🧵: I met OJ in '90 during filming of NAKED GUN 2 1/2. I'd been brought in to punch up the script after running into David Zucker at one of Charlie Sheen's parties. The
Rewatching Romeo + Juliet. it still rules. Shakespeare would have added car crashes and ecstasy and handguns if he had knew about them.
male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip— cult leader: I am to have multiple wives
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Always thought it would be the absolute funniest thing if he actually didn't do it and just had the worst vibes of anyone on the planet.
Always thought it would be the absolute funniest thing if he actually didn't do it and just had the worst vibes of anyone on the planet.
Still #SidewalkSupremacy if you ask me
Still #SidewalkSupremacy if you ask me
Budget Abortions
Budget Abortions
Brian Asman (Werewolf.. @thebrianasman
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Gabino Iglesias @Gabino_Iglesias
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Paul Tremblay @paulGtremblay
35K Followers 2K Following The Pallbearers Club, The Cabin at the End of the World (adapted as the film Knock at the Cabin) A Head Full of Ghosts. Niche. The Beast You Are 7/11. He/him
Kealan Patrick Burke @KealanBurke
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Indie Book Spotlight @BookSpotlight
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Alex Woodroe @AlexWoodroe
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T. A. Bruno - Scifi F.. @TABrunoAuthor
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𝕸𝖆𝖙𝖙 𝖂.. @Matt_Wildasin
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Jonathan Janz @JonathanJanz
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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Zattack The Block @ZachRoseWriter
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T. A. Bruno - Scifi F.. @TABrunoAuthor
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Alex Ebenstein @AlexEbenstein
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Eric Raglin @ericraglin1992
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HELLDIVERS™ 2 @helldivers2
608K Followers 9 Following HELLDIVERS 2 developed by @ArrowheadGS on PS5 and PC! GIVE 'EM HELL. JOIN THE FIGHT: https://t.co/8XngCajWtv
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So I came out the house at 5 am this morning to check if the car was frozen and I saw this bloke leaning on a wall with a walking stick I thought he must be out of breath just came out the door now at 6 40 and he's still there I shouted mate you alright then go no reply I walked…
Wingstop guy asked me how my day was and when I said it was not great he smacked his hands together and said “nah son, I got you— hold up” and tripled the wings in my order you’re right Wingstop guy, you do got me 🫡
@thebrianasman For real. 1st person makes me dizzy. I’d ideally only go into 1st person when I’m zooming in to snipe someone with an arrow, like in Skyrim. Or if there was a nice booty that needed to be observed closely.
Can’t stand 1st person POV. Not in fiction but in real life, like I wish I was directing my body from like 3 feet behind it
Do yourself a favor and google “suspicious horses”
Do yourself a favor and google “suspicious horses”
Helldivers might have the funniest player base— I just heard one start with “ok boys I’ve got 15 kids, two mortgages, and I told my wife this was a training weekend so let’s bring DEMOCRACY!!” and he died almost instantly
My husband has been doing gardening all afternoon and he has been scheduling his friends in shifts to come and sit with him while he does it so he has company. He is not asking for their help. He just wants them to be present. He has given each a watermelon popsicle.
In this day and age, physical media is more important than ever. Here is my collection of films that no greedy streaming service can take away from me
This Rite-Aid doesn’t sell any video games or DVD’s other than this one copy of Cory in the House for a Nintendo DS.
imagine finally finding lost media and it’s porn lmao
@blameitonjorge heres the full song (moaning warning)
everyone saying “girthmaster I am free” “girthmaster come and bang me” and no one is saying “girthmaster what is your credit score” or “girthmaster are you properly saving for the future” or “girthmaster do you need financial counseling”
yoooo they got all the gooch brothers on this one
His namesake can’t stand wooden stakes, but this Dracula can’t get enough
@bugsandfishes Like the episode of Frasier when they think that they're descended from Russian royalty due to owning a rare clock, missing for generations, but it turns out their relations were the household staff who pinched it!
Whenever Antiques Roadshow is on the telly my favourite people are the ones who proudly say their grandmother worked as a maid in some big country house and was given this nice bit of VERY EASILY CONCEALABLE silver as a token of appreciation by the lord and lady of the manor.
While driving home yesterday, we noticed a strange landmark on the Sat-nav. All it said was “The Pole”. (1/n)
We even visited on a dog walk this morning. Can add “very pet-friendly. 5 stars” to the reviews.
And here it is. Exactly as promised. Bravo to whoever got this onto Google maps. More of this, please.
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