David Anders @QuestionAnders
I lie for a living & tell the truth as a hobby youtube.com/watch?v=Gt_wbw… Places Joined February 2011-
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“If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set” Mic Drop Game Set & Match #DonaldTrump
Just read this aloud with my best amalgamated Sir David Attenborough by way of Hugh Grant n’ a bit of Stephen Frye and Hugh Laurie accent and i feel 300 lbs lighter londondaily.com/british-writer…
It's hard to believe that Buster Keaton's Sherlock Jr. is now 100 years old. This sequence is still astonishing a century later
Yes sometimes I had more fun than other times
Yes sometimes I had more fun than other times
And the award for “Best Presenting of an Award in the History of Ever” goes to Kristin Wiig and Steve Carell(!) who are also here to present the award for “Best Animated Feature”? youtu.be/Y3aDzw6RdJM?si…
What the shit is happening this evening?!? The former cheeto in chief is posting murder porn and now I am crying at an @AmericanIdol segment???? What is this the early aughts?? So be it. I see you time loop. I see you. youtu.be/rt6vQqPG2WI?si… #EMMYRUSSEL #AmericanIdol
“If we were in high school, I’d take him [Trump] behind the gym and beat the hell out of him” ~ @POTUS <We are,Mr. President. We ARE in high school. Some sort of time loop BS so…. Do what you once said you would do? & let the American people KNOW that u can, nay, WILL do it >
I know from experience how the Secret Service interacts with people who make threats against POTUS, even ones they can't carry out. This, from a former President, is totally out of bounds. It's time to stop letting Trump break the rules. Long past time. meidastouch.com/news/trump-pos…
I know I joke a lot on my posts, but on a serious note, I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if it’s a success, I will be out of debt and own everything I have now. I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask…
Ima call it the Sinner on the Road Following a Saint Tour #StVincent
Ms. @mariabamfoo has written an opus past magnum that demands your attention, readership & muted critique. K? K. Khrist.
So if I am supposed to stick to tennis, does that mean people can’t comment on sports ?
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I really got to them when I made them choose between finally shutting the fuck up about refs or admitting their Super Bowl was fraudulent.
Joe Praino will spend the rest of the day whining about how Philly fans are "meanies."
got a soft spot for Dirty Dozen-y movies so it will surprise no one that I loved Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. (big Guns of Navarone & Duck You Sucker vibes, too.) imho watching hot guys on a boat slaughtering nazis set to a Leone-esque score has real therapeutic value
@ReallyAmerican1 "Pecker pokes pathetic ex-president." Or something, LOL. 😁
The only call @jjmccarthy09 wanted to get tonight. 💜
Holy shit, trump is losing 17% of the vote in Pennsylvania to Nikki Haley, who dropped out long ago. SO WEAK. Joe Biden, meanwhile, is winning a commanding 93% like a BOSS. 😎
It is everyone’s right to protest the war in Gaza. Supporting Palestinian civilians is a beautiful thing. This is antisemitism.
The videos posted last night on Columbia University’s Chabad are shocking. This isn’t anti-Zionism. It’s blatant antisemitism.
How many times can Kirk Cousins possibly get me to feel bad for him?!
Student uprisings have been right on nearly all justice issues in recent history. They were right about civil rights, women’s rights, Vietnam, South Africa, drug war, guns. Now, they’re right to denounce Israel’s genocide against Palestinians and US complicity in the slaughter.
I will see you in court
Big Boi owns the original dungeon. This is what is supposed to be. Thank God for it
Keeping things in the family. ajc.com/things-to-do/c…
They never asked my permission to use this image, and that in itself is very fucking punk!! I hope Satan enters their houses and turns all their mothers into bulls! — See you at soccer practice.