SLT @SLT02678045
Joined April 2022-
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Nothingeverhappenbros did we get too cocky?
Yeah that’s all good but seriously nigga I need that 40 I gave you for gas last month you been ducking me for at least two weeks now I need my fucking money you got til next Friday
Yeah that’s all good but seriously nigga I need that 40 I gave you for gas last month you been ducking me for at least two weeks now I need my fucking money you got til next Friday
Im back i got a private security job n head to keep my head down n paul blart out for a bit
I used to drag an amp up here and solo pentatonic, pretend I was the crow
went to Brandy Melville with my gf and there were ~30 teenage girls in line + another 30 running around the store trying things on and when I asked the Mexican dude working security why it was so busy he said “No sé… there’s not even a sale or nothin” with this exact expression
Pretending to start a fire like a caveman and your teammates warm their hands over it Checking your oil Delivering a pizza Using a copy machine, getting 6 copies Making popcorn on the stove Doing standup set with football as a mic, your teammates crack up
Pretending to start a fire like a caveman and your teammates warm their hands over it Checking your oil Delivering a pizza Using a copy machine, getting 6 copies Making popcorn on the stove Doing standup set with football as a mic, your teammates crack up
that's cool iwent as the black spiderman
3/4 oz fresh lime juice 3/4 oz white grapefruit juice 3/4 oz cinnamon syrup 3/4 oz dark jamaican rum 3/4 oz gold puerto rican rum 3/4 oz 151-proof demerara rum 1/2 tsp Zombie Mix (in next tweet) 1 dash Angostura bitters 4 oz crushed ice Blend for 5 seconds. Add ice to fill.
seeing someone say “Matthew Perry died trying to chandler his bing” is not how I expected to learn Matthew Perry died and also doesn’t make any sense

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