Dr. Stephen B. Platt @Splatticus

PhD in Science-Fiction and Theatre. Perth-based improviser, writer, MC, & Creative Director of @thoughtjarprods thoughtjarproductions.com Joined January 2009

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Adam @AdamJoseph____

10 months ago

There were exactly 115 seconds between Bruno Fernandes penalty & Amad's goal. You couldn't script it better if you tried.

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Dr. Stephen B. Platt @Splatticus

11 months ago

Ten Hag sacked by #mufc Ruud in temporary charge. Looking forward to see which United striker is the next interim manager after him: Forlan? Welbeck? Macheda? Heck, I can’t wait for Zirkzee to take over in 2045.

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Dr. Stephen B. Platt @Splatticus

2 years ago

Manchester United can take the smallest crumb of comfort after today’s defeat that they are only second on the list of things that got picked to pieces meticulously and completely in public this week, behind James Somerton.

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2 years ago

The presentaion of #baldursgate3 is going full Garth Marenghi’s Dark Place with the “Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood.” quote. Just waiting for “and bits of sick” to be patched in.

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2 years ago

#arsenal #ARSSOU #epl

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Naveen Razik @naveenjrazik

3 years ago

“It fell off the back.” “It fell off the back?” “Yes.” “And how big is it?” “About the size of a ten cent coin. But you should stay five metres away if you find it. It’s very dangerous.” “So where did it fall off?” “Somewhere between Perth and the Pilbera.”

ABC News @abcnews

3 years ago

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Dr. Stephen B. Platt @Splatticus

3 years ago

Just finished watching the second season of Avenue 5 in one sitting and it was absolutely worth the wait. It is some of the funniest and cleverest Sci-Fi out there and @Aiannucci & the team deserve all of the acclaim, pillows, and mustard that they desire.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence

3 years ago

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Dr. Stephen B. Platt @Splatticus

3 years ago

The Saudi Arabian second goal brought the first involuntary noise of this World Cup from me. A very entertaining game in progress right now. This match is probably not ending 2-1.

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Meaghan O'Connell @meaghano

3 years ago

who's gonna tell them

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Miss Leah 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 @LeahsLounge

4 years ago

We should all dress like this when William Shatner returns from space.

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Dr. Stephen B. Platt @Splatticus

4 years ago

How about a ‘Vanta’ or a ‘Stuart Semple’ of Black Holes? Just to annoy Anish Kapoor. ;) #BlackHolesCollectiveNoun

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Samuel @slrome114

5 years ago

@twothickscoops @lukespillane This pitch is among the best things the muppets ever did: youtu.be/QQNg8vEStwQ

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will @twothickscoops

5 years ago

can't stop laughing at these early jim henson commercials where one guy just kills another for not liking wilkins coffee

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Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan

5 years ago

Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny takes a magic medicine and grows as big as a house. What's new? Roald Dahl: There's this peach... Publisher: Is it - Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

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Dr. Stephen B. Platt @Splatticus

5 years ago

Same anxiety milk, same.

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Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi

5 years ago

1) Imagine if Neil and @TheRealBuzz had walked on the Moon wearing the BIS Lunar Spacesuit. Designed by the British Interplanetary Society in 1949 by a team that included Arthur C. Clarke, it was the first real attempt to design a spacesuit for the Moon and even included a cape!

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Matthew Rosenberg @AshcanPress

5 years ago

I have a Carl Reiner story that I hold very dear to me. I figured I'd share it today, on the day of his passing, because I hope it will bring some other people some joy the way it does me.