sim @TheBigPeyronie
Joined March 2020-
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Me: *goes into a trance for 30 seconds, eyes turn white* Me: “she’ll have a 5th margarita”
Im actually just looking for a girl who will muzz my salams
I’ve just discovered the 4 stages of seeing a weird guy you know with a hot girlfriend. I call it CANS. Confusion: “probably just his cousin” Anger: “I’m going to kill myself if they get married” Nitpicking: “honestly her tits look too wide for my liking” She’s gotta be trans
Every girl who has ever swiped right on your hinge profile:
Every girl who has ever swiped right on your hinge profile:
Bring back Mythbusters but make it R rated. I wanna see these guys take a load of cum and tell me the pineapple helpe
Voldemort going into the battle of Hogwarts with a 3-0 horcrux lead
@ThisIsKyleR Tell that to Rudolph, twink
When she sends tits
@NickAdamsinUSA Putting yourself not at the #1 spot is inherently beta... like thats what beta means
Jackpot
Wadhouse was the Lebron James of having his face sat on
Wadhouse was the Lebron James of having his face sat on
Scientists apparently have yet to discover me and my boys
Call her a country club the way she won’t accept my Jewish member
Everyone is a tough guy until they start playing Hey Stephen at the bar
Call her Dr. Yang the way her Pussy hugs Dat thang
Grace 😌 @GraceRylie5093
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Gracesandra @Gracesandr24931
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Gael Vasquez @gaelrealestate_
42 Followers 64 Following Design driven | Architect 👷♂️| Candidly sharing 21+ years in Real Estate knowledge | 26 projects (1,990 units) bought & sold. Tweets are Pro-facilitated!
Greg Diablo (Lamonde) @RalphCipolini
122 Followers 359 Following I literally hate almost everything Father of Micah and Juliana, friend to all
machine gun grace @garcie__
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Slea Turner @chylesandler
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Jimmy Nolan 🇺🇸�.. @jimmyy_96
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alive as fuck @aliveasfvck
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j🫶🏻hn @johnbronie
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Southie Sharp @SouthieSharp
390 Followers 298 Following Best gambler in South Boston. 130-73 since Pfizer vaccine. Unit King. Never be afraid to lay some juice. Michigan Iowa over saved my life #AlwaysKeepChasing
Parker Lewis @Plewis96
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Roobs @broccoli_rabbi
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Pete Sampson Commente.. @ryanp99
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fuck sci @FuckSci
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Omar G from AOB @thebatboy23
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Maddie Haight @maddie_h8
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Dereck Nemeth @DereckNemeth
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Jesus Lovr @LvrJesus
586 Followers 707 Following The people's champion #Cheapie #1 Kirk Cousins STAN
BUDDHABLESSEDTHISBEAT @OnThousand
466 Followers 734 Following Mother of 3. Do NOT talk to me until I’ve had my coffee!
Hugh ❌🧢 @hugh_jasole2
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Big Tasty to 5k or im.. @chiefpieter
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Samuel @SamWow26
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Robert Porchinski, Jr.. @BigStrosGuy
191 Followers 316 Following Chairman of the Board, LDSC International, Inc.
Former Warden of 1098 @1098Boys
10 Followers 16 Following Son, brother, friend, roommate, lover, rider, king of vahi, former warden of 1098, keeper of the code. All my boys are kings.
Almond @atewing
110 Followers 644 Following
Big Tasty🥪 @BigTastyInc
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Will @willBREW
207 Followers 327 Following
Twinstead @WaylorTinstead
311 Followers 777 Following "If it ain’t LSU, I don’t care" - Emmitt Williams - Me
Gotham’s Finest @groggfather
122 Followers 518 Following you think these are fresh shrimp or frozen?
Sam Stryker @sbstryker
93K Followers 1K Following Prev. social @twitter editorial @BuzzFeed … Take Fountain!
Fats posting Ls @FatsPostingLs
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Jeremy Glover @JGrantGlover
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Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez
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MOSCHINODORITO @moschinodorito
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Daily Loud @DailyLoud
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Nick St. Pierre @nickfloats
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Your Typical Local Ma.. @LocalBateman
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257K Followers 1K Following beloved gay comedian with perfect opinions and a heart of gold. many, many accolades.
GREG ISENBERG @gregisenberg
382K Followers 678 Following People follow me for startup ideas powered by community. CEO: @latecheckoutplz we build companies like @boringmarketer @designscientist @youneedarobot etc.
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild
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Wemby @wemby
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Rob Perez @WorldWideWob
1.2M Followers 1.3M Following Late Night with Wob - NBA Postgame Show, exclusively on @SiriusXMNBA ||||| @SorareNBA ||||| @SkyWobAlerts
exciting tax situatio.. @tax_situations
3K Followers 0 Following the most exciting bot on twitter Bracket info from Tax Foundation. Images from Lorem Flickr
New town every hour @TownsUsa
37K Followers 748 Following Randomly chosen town every hour. Photos from Google Places API and Wikimedia commons api
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Nate Fisher @BozoMode
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Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus
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TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod
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A Closer Look Podcast @CloserLookPod
3K Followers 5 Following A Closer Look is a podcast investigating the unfinished production of the 1996 sci-fi blockbuster Cyber Cowboys. Created by @Senn_Spud and @BozoMode
chess24 @chess24com
186K Followers 751 Following TePe Sigeman Chess Round 5 on Wednesday. ♟️ Arjun-Keymer, Svidler-Korobov, Grandelius-Maurizzi, Ju-Abdusattorov. 📺 9am ET/15:00 CEST/6.30pm IST.
Greg Diablo (Lamonde) @RalphCipolini
122 Followers 359 Following I literally hate almost everything Father of Micah and Juliana, friend to all
Ben Marshall @notbenmarshall
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American Museum of Na.. @AMNH
514K Followers 928 Following The American Museum of Natural History is one of the world's preeminent scientific and cultural institutions.
Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime
19K Followers 870 Following doin stand up for now @wecoolpodcast email me for stuff [email protected]
This roster was awesome, how old are some of you Jesus Christ
Kobe Bryant really won back to back championships with this roster
For $625 in cleveland you can play the final 7 minutes of the 4th quarter for the Cavs
Cheapest single ticket to Knicks-76ers tonight at MSG? $625 all in at @TickPick. Here’s your view…
Sure, maybe these students are protesting because they want "to uphold that sacred principle that every life is worthy and the murder of none shall pass in silence". Maybe they care about that principle a lot and that's why they're protesting. Or maybe the fact that these same…
Today marks a historic occasion. By seizing control of Hamilton Hall, students at Columbia University have anchored in historical memory the nexus between the horrors inflicted in Vietnam that was the hallmark of my generation with the horrors inflicted in Gaza that is the…
Dude what happened to getting drunk in the dorms with your boys off a 30 rack of natty daddys. Why are we doing all this extra shit
Student protesters at @UTAustin are being hit with pepper spray as they attempt to push police and state troopers off campus.
Incredible art being created on Bill Simmons Twitter
Kendrick spread him wide open and licked up and down with this one 🔥
I thought this was Julia Louis-Dreyfus
THIS GIF IS KILLING MEEEZKZKX/;(&:$!:!
Would love to see a student demonstration in behalf of peace. Not pro-Israel, not pro-Palestinian. Just good ol’ peace. Any of those?
Apex Mountain
Bill Simmons attempting to sing No Flex Zone. This is peak podcasting
@BrandonRahbar You can literally do this for every team every player. Nicola Jokic was drafted during a Taco Bell commercial Michael Porter Jr was passed on due to back problems Jamal Murray has never sniffed an all star game. Aaron Gordon was thought a lost cause in Orlando... Etc
Peasants in medieval England
Bro was first to fall asleep at the party so you know we had to do a lil something to him 🤣🤣
accidently looking at my tallboy can while driving and initiating an unskippable cutscene that ends tragically for a family of six
What if 👓 made us more informed about what we consumed?
legit his best work, i will admit i had to screen record it this morning upon hearing it
my favorite bill simmons quote ever (earnestly): “paul george is like a cat— sometimes he’s purring in your lap and sometimes you’re like ‘where’s paul george?’ ‘oh, he’s in the garage’”
Sahith seeing this tweet
Imagine seeing this and going, no thanks Id rather watch Sahith Theegala and the boys play a 6 and a half hour round with 55 commercials
how DARE YOU care about people dying anywhere that isn’t Palestine
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