dadfiles @TheRealDadFiles

Real life kid shit. posting all the nonsense that takes place from a dads perspective. Marine. Dad. almost employed. #hireme Oakville, MO Joined January 2018

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dadfiles @TheRealDadFiles

5 years ago

We celebrate the life of one individual struggling with addiction because he was and artist, yet in the same breath, use addiction as an excuse for the murder of another...

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dadfiles @TheRealDadFiles

5 years ago

Packers fans worried about Rogers not coming back... welcome to the real world. Fuck you. Hope he fucks off. To somewhere like, Chicago, that’d be cool. But seriously, fuck the packers

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dadfiles @TheRealDadFiles

5 years ago

Not even @usainbolt could outrun @TomCruise Ethan Hunt from Mission Impossible

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dadfiles @TheRealDadFiles

5 years ago

At this point as a Bears fan I don’t even get mad at bad plays, I just give the TV a thumbs up and swig my beer

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dadfiles @TheRealDadFiles

5 years ago

Keith Peterson is trash. Score keepers are trash. Cejudo has turned into a twat. #UFC249

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dadfiles @TheRealDadFiles

7 years ago

#combatobscura There’s a reason he’s referred to as “combat camera” throughout the movie. Let’s see the shady shit you did. To show the footage of our brother getting shot. So disrespectful.

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dadfiles @TheRealDadFiles

7 years ago

2yos are terrorists. Change my mind #Dad #Dadlife #toddlers #toddlerlife #WarOnTerror #stayvigilent #heartsandminds #sempergumby

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When in the actual fuck did having a kid become and excuse for anything⁠ #dad #dadlife #fuckyourexcuse #excuses #parents #ToddlerLife don’t use your kid as an excuse for anything. You’re a millionaire. There’s plenty doing more with less @serenawilliams

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dadfiles @TheRealDadFiles

7 years ago

Kids turn you into addicts. All week they drive you absolutely fucking crazy. Then two days after being with their mom you’re all lonely and missing them and shit. #dad #dadlife #singledad #damnkids #toddlers #love

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dadfiles @TheRealDadFiles

7 years ago

I like watching Alaskan Busch People because it makes me feel good about my people skills.

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dadfiles @TheRealDadFiles

7 years ago

When my dog chews something he’s not supposed to I surround him with all of his things that he could’ve chewed instead. He doesn’t seem to like it. #dadlife #shamegameonpoint

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dadfiles @TheRealDadFiles

7 years ago

I always knew when I had a kid that they were going to be an asshole, but this god damn ridiculous #dad #dadlife #toddler #toddlerlife #terribletwos #whatdididotodeseevethis

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dadfiles @TheRealDadFiles

7 years ago

Don’t break into my house, I have a knife tucked.... somewhere in this damn recliner #Dad #Dad life #TheThrone #homeprotection

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dadfiles @TheRealDadFiles

7 years ago

Aaaand my daughter is an asshole #dad #dadlife #publicoutburst #Triggered #fuckyourfood #toddlers #toddlerlife

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dadfiles @TheRealDadFiles

7 years ago

“God damn my kid is a nutcase 🤔🤔 I should add a dog to the mix” 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #dad #dadlife #idiot #reacuedog #terribletwos

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dadfiles @TheRealDadFiles

7 years ago

My biggest fear as a veteran and a father to a daughter, is that my daughter will turn out to be as annoying as fancy Nancy #dad #dadlife #daughters #fancy #toomuchfrench #cantrelate