Dads Don't Judge @dadsdontjudge
Dad Blogger who specializes in the other side of parenting! We don't judge! Join the conversation and let's screw up our kids together!! dadsdontjudge.com Joined December 2014-
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My kids aren’t even old enough to watch and they already know I’ll never measure up to #ThisIsUs jack
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Parental Contradiction: How can you go from being so excited to see your kids in the morning to not being able to wait until they fall the f*ck to sleep??? #dadlife #parenting
Getting ready for Bedtime Roulette!! You know that wonderful game of chance, where your kid falls asleep in your bed and you don’t know if moving them means a peaceful sleep or you’re involuntarily fighting with a smaller more obstinate version of yourself all night!! #dadlife
I don’t feel bad about beating my kids in cards or board games because they don’t feel bad about beating me in life (not the board game).
Jacked Dude 20 years younger than me asked me for a spot. So 20 year younger me was like hell yeah! So I threw out my back but damned if we didn’t make the lift!!
6yo says he’s training to become a Ninja. I told him that ninjas clean up after themselves so that no one knows they were there. House has never been cleaner! Thank you #LEGONINJAGOmovie
It’s that feeling you get when you FINALLY get that piece of tape that’s been stuck to the wall! Happy New Year! #NewYearsDay #HappyNewYears
Back to School in NY is on Tuesday. Every employer in America should include B2S as a mandatory Holiday for parents to increase productivity
6yo: (grabs balls in shower) I’ve got jelly beans in here! Me: Don’t play with them or they could pop! 6yo: Do you play with yours? Me: ...
My newest Superpower is that I can attract the person who smells the worst on a plane directly into the seat next to me!
If you almost kill me wrecklessly flying into a spot, get out of your car & ask me to get your walker out of the trunk... I might punch you
My hands are high my feet are low and this is how I Pop See Koo... oh shit... did I just do that here too?
FACT: if you walk INTO the gym reeking of god’s knows what... the rest of us are about to have a BAD hour!!
I was on a call for work pacing around my desk... I looked down and saw I was playing with my kids Fidget Spinner... SMH...
You ever sneeze so hard while taking a piss that you shit yourself?? Oh... Yea... Me neither, I was just asking.....
Apparently I haven’t been paying attention to FB lately. Was on the toilet playing around on FB and clicked the ▶️ at the bottom... Sorry!
Fresh Gummy Bears are like little multi-colored slices of heaven falling down to earth and gracing us with their presence... #justsayin
It’s those amazing moments when my kids aren’t around... And I start singing the damn theme song to PJ Masks!!!
Dear Terrible Twos... Go Fuck Yourself! Love, Me
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