Tim Edwards @TimedDwarfs
A silly little boy with silly little dreams. timedwards.carbonmade.com Joined August 2015-
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You can tell whether your a type A or type B personality by where you stand when someone calls for a group picture.
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When life tries to slap you in the face, turn it into a high five.
How you know a business is politically correct.
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Working with an HR guy that winks a lot. Unexpected.
@brandonSJ great show last night. "Will you guys be friends with me?" "We are trying our best."
Just saw a girl pay $15 for an ear of corn...1/4 of an ear. That's a higher markup than popcorn. New York is the movie theater of America.
I have never just wiped mold off of cheese. I'm not sure about you, but I can't take the mental struggle.
What happens to the garter belt after someone catches it at a wedding? That's a pretty creepy souvenir.
Hey Canadian Geese, at least American birds cross at the crosswalk. They are there for your safety.
@amyschumer @Morrgan_Freeman had a dream last night that you both were helping me organize my closet. Thanks guys. Looks great.
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